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Post subject: A challenge to the army of Pepito
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If you want to take over the world you need to defeat my small band of Katanana (Yes, I meant Katanana.) wielding people who also want to take over the world. Oh and I have done some math, It seems that I am able to destroy pepito and his lawn gnome attack squad very easily.
Three Words: Sledgehammer Smash Pepito!
Also an EMP or microwaves can also work. Circuits will fry!
If you are a member of Pepito's soulless army, then vote on it. |
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 Thu Nov 06, 2003 3:53 pm |
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Okay but..
NEWSFLASH!
Reporter: An atomic bomb has been set off and it looks like the Katanana are all dead!
D.F.W.P
Don't Fuck With Pepito.
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| Thu Nov 06, 2003 4:10 pm |
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How can we fight your army if it is already dead? Oh right we already killed you using the might of stealth lawn gnome action. Have a nice day while the communistic hub crushes your feeble dreams.
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| Thu Nov 06, 2003 7:18 pm |
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What I want to know is how this thread was made sticky.
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| Thu Nov 06, 2003 9:56 pm |
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I have no idea what you're talking about john, I think your're seeing things.
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| Fri Nov 07, 2003 1:26 am |
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| Kalma wrote: |
If you want to take over the world you need to defeat my small band of Katanana (Yes, I meant Katanana.) wielding people who also want to take over the world. Oh and I have done some math, It seems that I am able to destroy pepito and his lawn gnome attack squad very easily.
Three Words: Sledgehammer Smash Pepito!
Also an EMP or microwaves can also work. Circuits will fry!
If you are a member of Pepito's soulless army, then vote on it. |
First of all, a small band of non-existant weapon carrying humans could not defeat an army of knife(among other stabbity items) weilding lawn gnomes of doom(or death, pain, etc.). Second, Pepito got EMP/microwave sheilding over a year ago which could easily deflect a sledgehammer blow, if by some small chance that one of your humans survived long enough to reach Pepito.
And where's the "Pepito completely obliterates my army" option?
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Last edited by The_Dragon_Master on Mon Nov 10, 2003 12:58 am; edited 1 time in total |
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| Fri Nov 07, 2003 1:33 pm |
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Incase anyones wondering Im the one voting to he will fail against my army 
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| Mon Nov 10, 2003 12:33 am |
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| The_Dragon_Master wrote: |
| And where's the "Pepito completely obliterates my army" option? |
that would be Pepito's army farts in their general direction ^_^
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| Mon Nov 10, 2003 1:30 pm |
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the , in there kinda changes the meaning of the phrase doug.
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| Mon Nov 10, 2003 3:11 pm |
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does it? should i change it then?
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| Mon Nov 10, 2003 10:15 pm |
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Yeah and while youre at it, could you put in the obligatory gouf strappage option?
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| Mon Nov 10, 2003 10:51 pm |
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| The_Dragon_Master wrote: |
| Kalma wrote: |
If you want to take over the world you need to defeat my small band of Katanana (Yes, I meant Katanana.) wielding people who also want to take over the world. Oh and I have done some math, It seems that I am able to destroy pepito and his lawn gnome attack squad very easily.
Three Words: Sledgehammer Smash Pepito!
Also an EMP or microwaves can also work. Circuits will fry!
If you are a member of Pepito's soulless army, then vote on it. |
First of all, a small band of non-existant weapon carrying humans could not defeat an army of knife(among other stabbity items) weilding lawn gnomes of doom(or death, pain, etc.). Second, Pepito got EMP/microwave sheilding over a year ago which could easily deflect a sledgehammer blow, if by some small chance that one of your humans survived long enough to reach Pepito.
And where's the "Pepito completely obliterates my army" option? |
Katanana=Funny way to say Katana (just say it) |
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| Tue Nov 11, 2003 10:31 am |
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*Readies his flamethower of modest doom* You wanna get the hell outa this pepito forum now, or when I burn your whole "army" to a modest crisp?
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| Tue Nov 11, 2003 3:26 pm |
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that could be arranged...
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The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? |
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| Tue Nov 11, 2003 5:35 pm |
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You know I realize now what you realy meant by nonexistant. You are wrong, they exist about 14 of my friends bout these Katanas off the internet and they are all illegal in our state.
And really as this is an Anime Board I doubt I need to remind you that small bands usually own large armies.
The only thing that would make us really invincible would be a Giant Robot from the Isle of Giant Robots (Japan). |
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