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*aliens kidnap Dill*
Alien 1: Now that we have the sexiest being in existence, we will rule the universe!!
Alien 2: This plan cannot fail!!
*aliens fly to home planet*
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 Sat May 17, 2003 1:47 pm |
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*As everyone else is cringing on the floor, CP looks around.* Hmm, it would appear that my Tail absorbs the sexiness, rather than it affecting me. Although, why do I have the feeling that this could be the catalyst for a trasnformation ala DBZ? Same type of tail and all. Oh well. Only one way to find out. *Stares at Dill with all his concentration.*
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| Sat May 17, 2003 2:42 pm |
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| dillpops wrote: |
| *decides to sexy beam the world* |
Abd that'll do what to the rest of us?
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| Sat May 17, 2003 8:44 pm |
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Hey dill doesn't that sexy beam of your carry like total repercussion? Like making the targets uber horny?
... Honesty think about it sexy beam+ target= a bunch of horny targets= way to munch kinkiness going on ...
hmm...beam me dill!
awe shucks! I don't have a JP to use my kinkiness on anymore ... hmm,CP where's Spooky?
*side note* I'm not saying my age anymore, frankly I'll do like Dee and stay one age for an extra year.
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| Tue May 20, 2003 1:25 am |
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HAH!
*sexy beams spook*
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| Tue May 20, 2003 2:56 am |
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*begins to squrm but hits bar table. an anti sexy-beam drug fall into his arm. He turns back to normal*
*sees C-P standing up, tail glowing*
G-B: Uggh, what happend to the bar?
C-P: Dil sexy-beamed the world and was abducted by aliens.
G-B: Holy S***!
C-P: That's about right.
G-B: I never thought I would have to use this, but...
*goes and gives anti-sexy-beam drug to FDD, dread, Ludwika and Mr.T. then goes outside and gets car keys. Presses one of his keys and a spaceship simular to the Neb in the Matrix pops out of the ground, in front of the bar*
G-B: Get in.
*They do*
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I shake like a toothache,
When I hear myself sing.
Oh, my lies are only wishes,
I know I will die if I could come back new
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| Tue May 20, 2003 2:14 pm |
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*News report*
The world continues to descend into anarchy as the effects of the SexyBeaming of the world continue to spread. Thousands are taking off their clothes and- hey! You! Weather girl! get over here! RAAAAR!!!
*End News Report*
*Greer runs and hides in his condo*
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Ice cream has this erotic sense to it- kinda like the one choclate and strawberries have.
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| Tue May 20, 2003 10:32 pm |
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*is eating aliens*
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rednekbob9: 1: You're Female
rednekbob9: 2: You're Internet-able
rednekbob9: 3: You like anime
rednekbob9: you're automatically a perfect match
rednekbob9: run like hell |
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| Wed May 21, 2003 8:13 am |
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*Shoots Dill with her own sexy beam and releases beamed-up tenticle creatures around her.*
Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Now you see that evil will always triumph- because good is dumb.
*flies to the moon to play among the stars... and try to jump the warthog*
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Ice cream has this erotic sense to it- kinda like the one choclate and strawberries have.
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| Wed May 21, 2003 6:56 pm |
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mmmmm green
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rednekbob9: 1: You're Female
rednekbob9: 2: You're Internet-able
rednekbob9: 3: You like anime
rednekbob9: you're automatically a perfect match
rednekbob9: run like hell |
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| Thu May 22, 2003 10:04 am |
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*appears with 2 guys dressed in white*
Dread: Comon' dill, its time to go home.
Dill: Awww I dunwanna
Dread: Yes dill, you've had to much fun today, its time for your nap.
Dill: NO!
Dread: *sigh* Ok.. tried
*Guys in white tackle Dill and get her into a straightjacket*
Dread: Ok, its time to go.
*Carts Dill back to the hotel on a dollie*
45 mins later
Dread:.. note to self.. get a cab when towing wife 13 miles..
::walks inside hotel*
Greer: J00
Dread: 5|_||> |)00|)
Greer: \/\/@@@@@ZZZ|_||>
Dread: Where is dills room?
Greer: On floor 62 I think.
Dread: 'k thanks. ::Walks to the elevator::
Greer: But the elevator is out..
Dread: *glares at Greer* I thought you got that fixed...
Greer: well.. it gets boring in here.. so I ride it up and down when I'm bored... and I broke it yesterday.
Dread: ugh.. ::starts going tward the stairs, and faces his 62 floor climb towing Dill behind him::
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'Oh,' he said.
YES, said Death.
'Not even time to finish my cake?'
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
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| Thu May 22, 2003 12:16 pm |
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You want a b33r to drink while you walk?
*calls Eh' Steve to fix the elevator*
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Ice cream has this erotic sense to it- kinda like the one choclate and strawberries have.
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| Thu May 22, 2003 6:54 pm |
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*struggles*
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rednekbob9: you're automatically a perfect match
rednekbob9: run like hell |
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| Fri May 23, 2003 2:37 am |
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If it's any consolation I'll help you lug Dill up those stairs.
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| Fri May 23, 2003 11:08 am |
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dill: *kicks out at FDD* you will NEVER get me up those stairs!
dill: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVEEERRRRRR
*insane laughter is heard*
all: ...
dill: er...guys...
dill: that wasn't me
all: 0_o
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rednekbob9: 3: You like anime
rednekbob9: you're automatically a perfect match
rednekbob9: run like hell |
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