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A: Because they ran out of fat.
Q: Why is there caffeine in my mint soap?!
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A: Because caffine makes the hair silky and smooth.
Q: Why the fuck am I so tired? |
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| Wed Nov 20, 2002 1:02 am |
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a: because you don['t havecaffine in your mint soap. (plus its too damn early)
q: why can['t I ever get out the door on time at 7a?
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| Wed Nov 20, 2002 9:56 am |
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A- I figure that's something you got to deal with.
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| Wed Nov 20, 2002 10:07 am |
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A: Double corn!
Q: Corn dog or hot dog?
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| Wed Nov 20, 2002 10:12 am |
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A: Corn Dog in a bun... on a stick...
Q: Mustard or Ketchup?
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| Wed Nov 20, 2002 2:28 pm |
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A: ketchup
Q: What is the square root of pi?
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| Wed Nov 20, 2002 2:47 pm |
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A: Um... rhubarb.
Q: When is it acceptable to hit on a girl after she's broken up with her boyfriend?
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| Wed Nov 20, 2002 3:05 pm |
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One week.
Girl problems? |
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| Wed Nov 20, 2002 3:13 pm |
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A: Yeah, in that I haven't had a steady girlfriend in years...
Q: Which do you prefer, having one long-term girlfriend over a couple of years, or having a bunch of short-term girlfriends over that same time period?
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| Wed Nov 20, 2002 3:32 pm |
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A: actually I'm doing quite well. (it depends if she was flirting before hand)
Q: Capcom, Marvel or SNK?
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| Wed Nov 20, 2002 3:33 pm |
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A: Capcom
Q: Why are girls insane?
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| Wed Nov 20, 2002 3:40 pm |
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a: capcom vs marvel vc snk (you know that['s going to happen too)
q: what's the best to make a death look like an accident, 36 tons of macoroni and cheese or 16 tons of tapioca pudding?
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| Wed Nov 20, 2002 3:41 pm |
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| : Which do you prefer, having one long-term girlfriend over a couple of years, or having a bunch of short-term girlfriends over that same time period? |
A: one long term girlfriend, seems to work for me.
(Tapioc pudding is more deadly that maccaroni)
(girls are insane because "god made them that way"-The Man Show(speaking about implants))
Q: what do you get a girl for her Birthday?(no BS answers please)
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| Wed Nov 20, 2002 3:49 pm |
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a: it all depends
q: which birthday is it, how long have you been together? (all that little crap comes into play, I usually just get her 5 bucks of mcdonald dollars on acount of the no money)
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