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Dread: What is it now, bomb threat, assasin droid, jj's new guitar?
FDD: Even better pr0n!!!
*starts handing out pr0n to everyone in the room*
Dill: Hey I don't want any of that stuff...
FDD: You may wanna reconsider, there's even some bishy stuff for you too.
Dill: Really?! ^_^
FDD: Now I wonder who ordered all of this stuff? And who's paying for it?
JP: Who cares it's free pr0n!
G-B: T3h p4in...*collapses from stab wounds*. _________________ There is limited intelligence in the galaxy, but the stupidity of the universe is infinite.
Sun Sep 28, 2003 8:40 pm
The_Dragon_Master
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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DM:*walks into bar humming Weird Al's "Trigger Happy"*What's everyone looking at?
FDD: Free pr0n!
DM: Let me see.*walks over to Dill stepping on GB in the process*
FDD: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
DM: Why not?*looks over her shouder to see what's she looking at* AAAHHH!!! IT BURNS!!!*covers eyes and screams*
FDD: -_-; I warned you.
DM:*continues screaming in pain* _________________ "I hope you haven't become too attached to your head, because in about two seconds it will be festively decorating that back wall."
Mon Sep 29, 2003 3:39 pm
Green-Bird
Joined: Apr 14, 2003
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*blood trickle's from G-B's Dead body, which soon is under the table of an unnoticing n00b*
n00b: Y3466666UA!
*the n00b is taken over by G-B Agent Smith style*
G-B: Ahh, good to be back... Now some business...
*kicks J-P out of the window*
G-B: I am now a Veteran! Yay! _________________ I shake like a toothache,
When I hear myself sing.
Oh, my lies are only wishes,
I know I will die if I could come back new
Wilco- Ashes of American Flags
Tue Sep 30, 2003 2:58 pm
JohnnyPsycho
Joined: Nov 14, 2002
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Green-Bird: *sitting at a table in the corner, bleeding from the face and mumbling* I am victorious... nyeh-heh-heh-heh... *drools*
FinalDivineDragoon: Uh... how is G-B still alive... and why is he laughing like an idiot?...
JohnnyPsycho: *sitting at the bar, sipping a drink* Well, to answer the first question, it's because I only jabbed the surgical tools into his head just far enough to lobotomize him. As for the second question... well, who knows what amature brain-surgery does to the fragile human psyche... He's probably fantasizing about donuts or something...
The_Dragon_Master: Aw, man! He's drooling all over the pr0n!
Green-Bird-: *fantasizing about setting JP on fire* Hee hee hee... burn, baby, burn!... pretty colors!... *drools*
JohnnyPsycho: *tsk tsk tsk* poor bastard... It's a darn shame...
Saiyoukai1015: Um, but aren't you the one who made him that way? That means it's basically your fault he's that way...
JohnnyPsycho: Hey, Saiyoukai... You like having a face, right? *pulls out a rusty Swiss Army knife*
Saiyoukai1015: Uh, did I say it was your fault? Because what I really meant to say was that it was absolutely no one's fault... yeah, that's it! *nervous giggle*
JohnnyPsycho: You know what? I like you kid. How about a drink? *orders a couple of shots of Jaegermeister* _________________ "The principles you live by create the world you live in; if you change the principles you live by, you will change your world." -Blaine Lee
"I plan to live forever. So far so good." -Steven Wright
Tue Sep 30, 2003 6:59 pm
Ludwika
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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Johnny ... uhhh, Snookie Bear ... *takes a deep breath* How would you feel if I told you we're expecting quintuplets? Because, well, I kinda am ... _________________ Tan simple y tan sencillo como eso, el mundo apesta! -inguesu
Wed Oct 01, 2003 12:53 am
The_Dragon_Master
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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*quickly takes a couple steps away from JP* _________________ "I hope you haven't become too attached to your head, because in about two seconds it will be festively decorating that back wall."
Wed Oct 01, 2003 9:28 am
Dreadnot
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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*pulls out the airmatress to catch jp when he passes out from the chloriphorm when he makes his "I have potent sperm" speech*
::Behind the barkeep reading his bottle of chloriphorm::
Oh.. Hi guys. _________________ FFXI: Heavens Redmage. Level 75
'Oh,' he said.
YES, said Death.
'Not even time to finish my cake?'
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
T. Pratchett - Night Watch*
Wed Oct 01, 2003 10:51 am
The_Dragon_Master
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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*gets ready to pull out and fire tranquilizer rifle* _________________ "I hope you haven't become too attached to your head, because in about two seconds it will be festively decorating that back wall."
Wed Oct 01, 2003 12:59 pm
JJc14
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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Ludwika wrote:
Johnny ... uhhh, Snookie Bear ... *takes a deep breath* How would you feel if I told you we're expecting quintuplets? Because, well, I kinda am ...
::spits out his soda all over fdd and his pr0n::
fdd: NO!
::fdd runs around screaming while JJc turns to face dread::
"dread, what are YOU doing here? it's been ages!"
dread: JJc, what are YOU doing here? it's been ages!
"touche..."
::both exchange sly glances as fdd continues his tirade:: _________________ "Life's a journey, not a destination..." -Aerosmith ('Amazing')
Current RPG(s): (None)
Wed Oct 01, 2003 1:02 pm
Dreadnot
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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::glances at JJc::
::JJc glances back::
"Yo"
JJc: Yo...
"right...."
::Goes back into the kitchen to find it destroyed and unclean. Walks into the gaming room to find it in perfect order. Goes downstairs to the basement to find JJc has turned it into his room.::
JJc: Get out of my room!
"Get out of my basement!"
JJc: I was here first!
"No you wern't I own this building!"
JJc: ...so? Its still MY room.
"Right.. well.. just be carful cause tomorrow the pest-control guy is gona fill this room full of nerve gas to kill those pesky bugs"
JJc: ... ::starts gathering his things to move to the actic::
::goes back upstairs to greet Dill, and to play some darts on the hopfully still existant dartboard:: _________________ FFXI: Heavens Redmage. Level 75
'Oh,' he said.
YES, said Death.
'Not even time to finish my cake?'
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
T. Pratchett - Night Watch*
Wed Oct 01, 2003 2:04 pm
Green-Bird
Joined: Apr 14, 2003
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*wounds heal*
G-B: Fuck, J-P come with me for a moment...
*screams of p4in and suffering are heard along with the rush of open flame*
J-P: AGGHH!
*walks back in*
G-B: Sayuki, beat, JJc, come with me to my room! We must plan an assult!
Everybody: WHAT THE FUCK!!!
G-B: Just do it...
*they walk up stairs and I pull out keys*
G-B: This key should take us to The Industrial Hallway, where my room is located! No one can get there without this key!
*unlocks door only to see Dread and dill doing the naughty*
Everybody: AGGHHHHH!!!!!!!
*slams door*
G-B: Fucking wrong key....
*opens door to the hallway* _________________ I shake like a toothache,
When I hear myself sing.
Oh, my lies are only wishes,
I know I will die if I could come back new
Wilco- Ashes of American Flags
Wed Oct 01, 2003 2:14 pm
JJc14
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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::grumbles under his breath about it being "martin's" bar as he slowly walks another huge amp up the steps to the main room::
"there...that's everything..."
::wipes the sweat off his forehead::
"now to start moving everything up to the attic..."
::cp walks over to the bar area while JJc starts lugging his stuff::
cp: uh, dread?
dread: yea?
cp: you do know that this place doesn't have an attic, correct?
dread: shh!
::in the distance, JJc can be heard shouting one word::
"DREAD!"
::most of the bar attendants start laughing collectively as JJc returns to the room with a fidgety right eyebrow::
"there is no attic, is there?"
dread: uh, nope...
"...and what about the exterminators?"
dread: oh, they're still scheduled for tomorrow...i just figured no one would want to help me move everything upstairs, so i thought i'd just-
"...make me do all the work?"
dread: yea, that sounds about right...
"...great to have ya back dread..."
dread: i know... _________________ "Life's a journey, not a destination..." -Aerosmith ('Amazing')
Current RPG(s): (None)
Wed Oct 01, 2003 4:21 pm
JohnnyPsycho
Joined: Nov 14, 2002
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JohnnyPsycho: *wakes up from the air-mattress* Ugh... w-what happened? Where am I?
Ludwika: *sitting next to JP, holding his hand* Um, Puddin'? Are you alright?
JohnnyPsycho: Yeah, I think so... heh heh, you wouldn't believe the weird dream I had. I dreamed that you said that we were having quintuplets, and then everything went black, and suddenly there were these colors, with unicorns and monster-trucks and...
Ludwika: Um, honey?... Poopie Bear? I'm, uh...
JohnnyPsycho: What is it honey?... No, wait a minute... you don't mean...
Dreadnot: *pulling the chloroform out from behind the bar*
The_Dragon_Master: *steadying his tranq rifle*
JohnnyPsycho: *taking a second to take it all in* .... huh... so, I guess that means I need to build another bedroom into the house. Oh well, it happens, i guess...
The_Dragon_Master: *sigh of relief as he lowers his rifle* Whew! Well, he seems to be taking all of this pretty well...
JohnnyPsycho: Hey, Dread! Let's get some chicken wings over here, pronto! My widdle Kitty Pie is eating for six now!
Green-Bird: *still drooling and mumbling to himself in the corner* Hee hee hee... burn, Johnny, burn!... *mumble mumble* C'mon, JJc, pour more gasoline on 'em... *mumble mumble* ...Industrial Hallway... *mumble mumble*
Dreadnot: *noticing the half-lobotomized lump in the corner* JEEZUS KRYST!! What the hell happened to Green-Bird!?! And why is he mumbling about setting Johnny on fire?
Saiyoukai1015: Uh, yeah, Johnny kinda stuck G-B with a bunch of knives...
*JP gives Saiyoukai an evil look *
Saiyoukai1015: ...er, I mean, I don't know what happened to him!
Dreadnot: *sigh* Why do I always have to clean up everyone else's messes? *casts Cure-3 on G-B*
Green-Bird: *healed and snapping out of his delusions* Huh, what?... *sees JP, unharmed* WHAT!? How did you heal so fast? You were completely cremated!
JohnnyPsycho: *raises an eyebrow* Huh? What are you talking about?
Green-Bird: *sees Saiyoukai and JJc* Hey, guys! We need to get to my Industrial Hallway, stat!
JJc14: *still recovering from moving all his worldly possessions out of the basement* What the hell are you talking about?
Saiyoukai1015: What's an Industrial Hallway?
Green-Bird: *jumps on top of a table* I don't know what you did, JP, but you'll get yours, I swear! *evil laugh* Mwahahahaha!!
*Green-Bird disappears in a spooky cloud of smoke (actually, he turns on a cheap smoke machine and then jumps out the window)*
Deelite: My my... that was certainly odd...
Dreadnot: JP, you wouldn't happen to know what that was all about, would you?
JohnnyPsycho: Who, me?
*Everyone in the bar gives JP a dirty look*
JohnnyPsycho: Heh heh... um, okay, so maybe I might have had a teensy little to do with that...
*Everyone still give JP a dirty look*
JohnnyPsycho: *sigh* Alright already! Fine! I'll mop up the blood, sheesh!
Dreadnot: ...AND you'll fix my kitchen, AND upgrade the faulty nanite system in here, AND pay up your tab...
JohnnyPsycho: *groan*
Ludwika: Oh, sweetie, by the way... my mother is coming to visit this weekend. And the principal from the twins' preschool called today and said that they blew up the school again.
JohnnyPsycho: *completely depressed* I'll go get the mop... _________________ "The principles you live by create the world you live in; if you change the principles you live by, you will change your world." -Blaine Lee
"I plan to live forever. So far so good." -Steven Wright
Wed Oct 01, 2003 5:30 pm
DeeLite
Joined: Nov 08, 2002
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My goodness , Johnny are you and Ludwika trying to make a mini basketball team or a army of babies here? I mean what with twins and now quintuplets!?
Wed Oct 01, 2003 6:20 pm
FinalDivineDragoon
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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FDD: My beautiful pr0n.....ruined.
Dread: Eh, it's not so bad.
FDD: They're all covered in soda....and it's JJc's fault*points at JJc who is hauling stuff back and forth*.
JJc: Huh? Wha...?
FDD: Everyone! Let's get him.....he is the one who ruined our pr0n!
Dread: Uhh actually he just got yours.
FDD: Well then I guess I forgot to mention that JJc also kicked the rest of the pr0n into the arcade area and set the room on fire.
Dread: WTF?!*looks over to see arcade on fire*
*Dread begins to frantically put out the fire*
FDD: Yeah and that had to happen while the nanos were screwing up.
JP:*is mopping up blood*Why are you so worked up over pr0n when you could have real women ^_^?
FDD: Because all of the women on the board are already taken....ugh this is getting ridiculous*starts helping out Dread in the arcade*.
Dread: Someone will surely pay for this....nnnooooo!!! The DDR machine is on fire!!!*starts working even faster* _________________ There is limited intelligence in the galaxy, but the stupidity of the universe is infinite.
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AAAHHH!!! IT BURNS!!!*covers eyes and screams*
Hey, Saiyoukai... You like having a 
