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Instant Messenger conversation are the source of so much funny that I think they deserve a topic. To start us off here's a recent one between Paperboy, Ph33r, and myself.
gfpaperboy22: <~~~ takes break from anime benge
gfpaperboy22: ever seen GTO?
Zechs875: I've got three dvds worth
gfpaperboy22: I just got the fansubs from my friend
gfpaperboy22: holy fuck its awsome
Zechs875: oh of course.
gfpaperboy22: I like the dub
Zechs875: as do I
gfpaperboy22: 1-4 are the dvd rips
Zechs875: ...for christs sake..
gfpaperboy22: well i'm on episode 6
Zechs875: DOES ANYONE BESIDES ME BUY DVDS!
gfpaperboy22: actually I do
gfpaperboy22: I got these from a friend
gfpaperboy22: but I perfer to buy them
gfpaperboy22: better quality
Zechs875: talking to Ph34rNekkidSkills makes me mad
gfpaperboy22: is he on?
Zechs875: cause he downloads EVERYTHING
Zechs875: I think so
gfpaperboy22: whats his SN
Zechs875: why so you can ask him where he gets all his stuff
Zechs875: or so you can say I was badmouthin him
gfpaperboy22: um actually... I was gonna call him a whore and then log off
Zechs875: oh really
gfpaperboy22: yeah
Zechs875: then it's Ph33r D4 Ch4kz
Zechs875: I think..or Ph34r d4 sk1llz
Zechs875: one of them is druid one is ph33r
Zechs875: I never remember
gfpaperboy22: let me check
gfpaperboy22: gfpaperboy22: is this Druid or Pheer Nekkid skills
Ph33r D4 Ch4kz: ph33r lol
gfpaperboy22: YOU'RE A WHORE!
Ph33r D4 Ch4kz signed off at 11:36:18 PM.
Zechs875: lol
gfpaperboy22: i feel better about myself
Zechs875: he didn't sign off..
gfpaperboy22: i blocked him
Zechs875: oh
Zechs875: okay
gfpaperboy22: quick get away
gfpaperboy22: before he could respond
Zechs875: hehe
(Message Ph33r)
Zechs875: people are actin funny today
Ph33r D4 Ch4kz: gfpaperboy22: is this Druid or Pheer Nekkid skills
Ph33r D4 Ch4kz: ph33r lol
gfpaperboy22: YOU'RE A WHORE!
Ph33r D4 Ch4kz: ...huh?
Ph33r D4 Ch4kz: wut was that baout?
Ph33r D4 Ch4kz: ...
Zechs875: I wouldn't know
Zechs875: havn't talked to paperboy in months
Ph33r D4 Ch4kz: me neither...
Ph33r D4 Ch4kz: i was like wtf
Zechs875: hehehe
gfpaperboy22: roflol
Zechs875: Ph33r D4 Ch4kz: i know...
Ph33r D4 Ch4kz: it was like mayb i insulted him somehow on the baords but i cant remember really doing anything
Ph33r D4 Ch4kz: that would
Zechs875: you never know with him
Zechs875: maybe his dog died and he blames you
Ph33r D4 Ch4kz: hes that retarded?
Zechs875: he is a morman.
Zechs875: so....you never know
Ph33r D4 Ch4kz: is he gay?
Zechs875: roffles
Zechs875: Ph33r D4 Ch4kz: ?
Zechs875: well mormans tend to be the opposite
Zechs875: with the polygamy and all
(Back To Paperboy)
Zechs875: you're not there anymore are you
gfpaperboy22: huh?
gfpaperboy22: i am
gfpaperboy22: i'm talking to him
Zechs875: ...
Zechs875: oh
(Paperboy and Ph334)
gfpaperboy22: gfpaperboy22: my thinking is, "I don't fuck with your religion and you don't fuck with mine." but the fucking southern babtist are whores.
Ph33r D4 Ch4kz: lol
Ph33r D4 Ch4kz: lmao
gfpaperboy22: gfpaperboy22: my thinking is, "I don't fuck with your religion and you don't fuck with mine." but the fucking southern babtist are whores.
Ph33r D4 Ch4kz: lol
Ph33r D4 Ch4kz: lmao
gfpaperboy22: fpaperboy22: well i do have $5 bucks... thats enough for a cheap whore
Ph33r D4 Ch4kz: it is?
Ph33r D4 Ch4kz: i thought its like 50
Ph33r D4 Ch4kz: or some shit like that
gfpaperboy22: you know, the ones who are like, "Me so horny! Me love you long time!"
Thus ends another episode of dumass otaku theater. Next time we debate whether Funi is a bunch of asswhores or just gay.
Mika Kudasai
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Last edited by Zechs on Mon Aug 02, 2004 12:01 am; edited 1 time in total |
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 Sun Aug 01, 2004 11:51 pm |
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Okay this one came just afterwards..I must post it.
finaldragoon77: oh
finaldragoon77: one of my friends from college emailed me
finaldragoon77: said for me to call her if i wanted to get in on a magic tournament at her place
finaldragoon77: i will call her
Zechs875: OMG THANK YOU
finaldragoon77: if theres one thing i cant turn down
finaldragoon77: is a hot chixor that plays magic
Zechs875: who can...who can
finaldragoon77: of course there's one...downside to her...
Zechs875: she's a lesbian?
finaldragoon77: worse
finaldragoon77: she's a mormon
Zechs875: NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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| Sun Aug 01, 2004 11:55 pm |
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...i was played so badly...I'm gunna get you two back one of these days. lmao
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| Mon Aug 02, 2004 12:11 am |
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Hey like I said, my thinking is, "I don't fuck with your religion and you don't fuck with mine."
But I'm sticking to my guns on the southern Babtist though. I'm not sure about wher you guys live but in Stillwater Oklahoma those fuckers have their youth go up to people of other faiths and tell them they're going to hell for not excepting christ. Kid tried that on me and I laid the the word of god up on his ass. |
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| Mon Aug 02, 2004 12:12 am |
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I wanted to see that, I want that to happend to me so ic an do the same as you did -_-
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| Mon Aug 02, 2004 12:16 am |
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Wierd, three in a row tonight. Spook is never home but often leaves his AIM on for days on end. His mother and I have some interesting talks when he's gone. Keep in mind she thinks I'm one of spook's classmates from college
Zechs875: *knock knock*
Zechs875: Can Andy come out to play
Zechs875: or did the wild monkeys with whips and knives get him again
Andromaton: I'd go with the wild monkeys. Don't have a clue when he'll be home. He left around 2 or 3 and ... (perhaps the wild monkeys...)
Zechs875: darn those wild monkeys
Andromaton: Andy has an affinity for them. You've probably seen Mr. Binkle...
Zechs875: oh quite
Zechs875: he may need an intervention one of these days
Andromaton: Perhaps, but that's probably left to someone other than his mother...
Andromaton: As his mom, I just use wild dachshunds
Zechs875: as formidable a weapon as those might
Zechs875: drastic measure may be in order
Zechs875: I'll see if we can have a one-on-one about his monkey problem when he gets back
Andromaton: Well, those dachsunds can be rather tenacious when they decide to be
Andromaton: OK. I'll leave the monkeys to you and Aaron.
...who the hell is Aaron
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| Mon Aug 02, 2004 12:22 am |
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...Now that is VERY funny
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| Mon Aug 02, 2004 11:40 pm |
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man I was wasting my time playing CS while this happened
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| Tue Aug 03, 2004 12:28 am |
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| bah, she thought you were my friend john with whom my friend aaron and I hang out with. |
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| Tue Aug 03, 2004 8:15 am |
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heh, your mom is a better conversationalist than you are
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The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? |
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| Tue Aug 03, 2004 12:17 pm |
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Man you guys are too entertaining sometimes . . .
By the way, Ph33r, I gaurentee you'll never get Zechs or GF back. It just won't happen. They have raised the art of wiseassing to an ART.
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| Tue Aug 03, 2004 7:05 pm |
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| dougisfunny wrote: |
| heh, your mom is a better conversationalist than you are |
she damn well should be, she's a writer |
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| Tue Aug 03, 2004 8:04 pm |
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| counterparadox wrote: |
Man you guys are too entertaining sometimes . . .
By the way, Ph33r, I gaurentee you'll never get Zechs or GF back. It just won't happen. They have raised the art of wiseassing to an ART. |
I thought FAk and Nobu where the smartasses of the board.
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| Wed Aug 04, 2004 1:47 am |
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There's a great log from last year, with me and Zechs talking about... Some THINGS he found on another guy's computer... But in the interest of keeping things civil, I won't post it. 
Here's a few random ones that make little or no sense:
Akira772: You'd be mad if I told you that you had just earned a uterus punch, right?
Lunacite: huh?
Lunacite: if you can find one in me, you can punch it for free
Akira772: lol
Akira772: I suppose men really wouldn't care if someone said that to them...
Akira772: Stupid technical issues...
Yes, Kamikaze has anger mangagement problems...
L33tKamikaze: I HATE YOU
L33tKamikaze: I WILL DOUSE YOU IN OIL AND SET YOU ON FIRE LIKE THAT MONK IN INDIA
Akira772: What are you going to do to me? You don't have any information that could damage me. You won't beat me up. You won't get guys to beat me up. You won't try to discredit me with my crack team.
L33tKamikaze: LOL
L33tKamikaze: LOL
L33tKamikaze: I WON'T TRY AND HURT YOU?
L33tKamikaze: WTF?
L33tKamikaze: I WILL KILL YOU
L33tKamikaze: or
Akira772: Nothing.
Akira772: What else could you do?
L33tKamikaze: I WILL TAKE YOU IN TO THE BACK ALLEY, AND FIGHT YOU
Akira772: lol
Akira772: I will reveal your secrets to the world.
Akira772: Starting with the school. Then the city.
Akira772: Don't act like you don't know. I know what you've been doing.
L33tKamikaze: lol
L33tKamikaze: lolZor
L33tKamikaze: funny stuff peter
L33tKamikaze: what have i been doing
Akira772: I saw that large black man go into your house.
L33tKamikaze: WTF
L33tKamikaze: HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!?!?!?!
L33tKamikaze: OMFG
L33tKamikaze: peter
L33tKamikaze: i hate you
L33tKamikaze: you are stupid
L33tKamikaze: and you are obsessed with men
L33tKamikaze: you are gay
L33tKamikaze: you love men
L33tKamikaze: i hate you
Finally, some Zechs-speak...
Zechs875: pOnju - PiggyHunter! <this was a link to some weird website>
Zechs875: PIGGY!
Akira772: ...
Zechs875: PIGGY!!!
Akira772: ...
Akira772: www.zechsisgay.com
Zechs875: Hey that's not real
Akira772: No, but I hope I made my point.
Zechs875: just about
Zechs875: BLUSHES AND SUNFLOWERS!
Akira772: ...
Akira772: Are you high?
Zechs875: I thought of the gayest thing I could think of
Post those chatlogs!
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| Wed Aug 04, 2004 2:55 am |
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| Ixidor wrote: |
I thought FAk and Nobu where the smartasses of the board. |
Oh, they are. We're just plain ol' asses.
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| Wed Aug 04, 2004 5:46 am |
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