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A) Because there's nothing good on TV.
Q) Why is there nothing good on TV?
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A- All the good stuff doesn't start until after people get back home.
Q- Did you ever wonder what was at the other end of the Yellow Brick Road? You know, in the opposite direction that Dorothy and the others went?
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| Fri Jan 21, 2005 1:18 am |
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A: Now that you mention it...
Q: What do you suppose is there?
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| Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:26 am |
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A) Nothing.
Q) Haven't watched the movie lately, have you?
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| Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:30 am |
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A) No I haven't.
Q) Doesn't it start in a with a red brick road to the center of a spiral loopy thing? And didn't DOrothy start at the very beginning?
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The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? |
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| Fri Jan 21, 2005 3:02 am |
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A) Yes, thank you Doug.
Q) Anybody here tested the Pink Floyd/Wizard of Oz synchronization theory?
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"When I became a man, I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up."- C.S. Lewis
"Superman can't be emo. He can't cut himself."-CP |
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| Fri Jan 21, 2005 3:52 am |
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A: You apparently have to be drunk to get it. is the the thing where you play the album backwards and its all freaky?
Q: Can you really see one of the midgets shadows in the background as they hung themself in the Wizard of Oz?
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The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? |
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| Fri Jan 21, 2005 5:01 am |
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A- According to www.snopes.com, nope. However, one of the Bond girls from For Your Eyes Only used to be a guy, which makes me ask:
Q- Why the hell did the medical field create these kind of operations!?!?
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| Fri Jan 21, 2005 11:29 am |
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A: Because someone gave them a lot of money to.
Q: Why else would they?
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| Fri Jan 21, 2005 1:31 pm |
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A/Q: Because some men are happier as women?
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Ice cream has this erotic sense to it- kinda like the one choclate and strawberries have.
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| Sat Jan 22, 2005 2:59 am |
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A- Good an answer as any I suppose.
Q- Don't those operations also go woman-to-man as well as man-to-woman?
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| Sat Jan 22, 2005 10:21 am |
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A: Yes, but neither can have children in the capacity of their new gender.
Q: Should transvestite couples be allowed to adopt?
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| Sat Jan 22, 2005 12:07 pm |
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A: Of course.
Q: What reason would there be not to let them?
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| Sat Jan 22, 2005 2:39 pm |
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A: Mental trauma they would cause on the child
Q: "That man is my mommy" DOn't you think it would be odd?
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| Sat Jan 22, 2005 3:10 pm |
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A: What you consider odd may not be what someone else considers odd
Q: Doesnt Wesley Snipes make the ugliest transvestite in To Wong Foo? |
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