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anyway back to the pudding wrestling, which will begin...
Some random announcer dude: Oooo! And Da' Fudge Pudding match will begin in a short momentary while men , for these girls will be strutting their wrestling maneuvers and what nots' in this specially placed inflated pool filled with chocolate pudding ...
JohnnyPyscho: Hold on a hot diggity minute here! You people are not going to do this without me being the official announcer of this event!? * people in the bar stare at him * What? You all know its my god given right to do so!
Dread: Just like its my god given right to be the referee of it all!
:: starts laughing in a perverted way::
Some random announcer dude: Who the hell are you?
JohnnyPyscho: Me? Psycho ...JohnnyPyscho, and I am da man for this gig!
CounterParadox: That you are, yes'er most indeed you are!
:: takes a mug and knocks the announcer dude out::
Psycho:::begins announcing the match::
Okay Ladies and Gent lets take a looky... er interaduction of our femme fatal pudding fighters will we be having ...
:: all the guys begin to whistle::
On one side we have the vivacious, sassy lil' Mexican from the southern breaches of the unknowns, Ludwika!
* comes out wearing a kinky rubber swimsuit *
Ludwika: Meow ...
JohnnyPysvho:::puts a perverted look upon Ludwika:: Well ... umm, yeah on the other side with we have the new girl on the block, an Argentinean with a delightful groove ... DeeLite!
* out comes DeeLite wearing her red bikini swimsuit*
DeeLite: Mola!
CounterParadox:::shouts out:: That's my little snookie cookie! _________________ Tan simple y tan sencillo como eso, el mundo apesta! -inguesu
Fri Jul 18, 2003 12:01 am
dillpops
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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well the children's interactive problems may be gernerated from...er...the blender incident....
Anyway, more important:
DREAD GO FIND ME NEW CLOTHES
*eye bar* who stole them...? My glaive is gone also... _________________ rednekbob9: 1: You're Female
rednekbob9: 2: You're Internet-able
rednekbob9: 3: You like anime
rednekbob9: you're automatically a perfect match
rednekbob9: run like hell
Fri Jul 18, 2003 3:54 am
Dreadnot
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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*Walks into the bar holding Dill's senshi uniform*
Dill: !
Dread: What? I took it to the cleaners... its been ages since its been washed. All the blood from random fights and "other" liquids on it.
Dill: Then where is my glaive?
Dread: In the basement. The blade was becoming dull so I sharpend it for you. *Gives dill her uniform* Now then. The match is starting, Go honey! Show them what you are made of! _________________ FFXI: Heavens Redmage. Level 75
'Oh,' he said.
YES, said Death.
'Not even time to finish my cake?'
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
T. Pratchett - Night Watch*
Fri Jul 18, 2003 10:13 am
FinalDivineDragoon
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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FDD: Yey i'm still alive. Now lets go have some fun at this match.
Dread: Ok then who's your pick to win?
FDD: Of course Dill. I mean, if she doesn't tear apart the other girls, she'll slaughter the audience for the compliments she will get.
Dread: Point taken. _________________ There is limited intelligence in the galaxy, but the stupidity of the universe is infinite.
Fri Jul 18, 2003 10:31 am
counterparadox
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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Wha?!?!?! I could ALWAYS make time for the children of JP and Ludwika! They're mega-cool! One contorls the elements and the other can do aynthing with his body. How could I pass up the chance to hang out with people like that?!?!
However, not while the pudding match is on. Wouldn't miss this for anything . . . _________________ anime is teh s uck
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Fri Jul 18, 2003 11:58 am
dillpops
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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*pushed into locker room* who said I was even entering? Er...go girls! Show 'em what you're made of! _________________ rednekbob9: 1: You're Female
rednekbob9: 2: You're Internet-able
rednekbob9: 3: You like anime
rednekbob9: you're automatically a perfect match
rednekbob9: run like hell
Fri Jul 18, 2003 12:44 pm
Beatdiggga
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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(Comes in) Can someone tell me what to do if someone I respected has gone off the deep end? _________________ Sometimes I miss my sanity- Wedge Antilles
Fri Jul 18, 2003 12:53 pm
counterparadox
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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Not with that little information regarding the situation, no. More info, sure. There is no such thing as generic advice for generic situations. Well, there is. But it's very rare that it works. _________________ anime is teh s uck
Play City of Heroes/Villians? Look me up, Pinnacle server, @C Paradox
Fri Jul 18, 2003 1:29 pm
JohnnyPsycho
Joined: Nov 14, 2002
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Beatdiggga wrote:
(Comes in) Can someone tell me what to do if someone I respected has gone off the deep end?
Geez... I don't know, ask my parents...
JohnnyPsycho: *getting back into announcer mode* Alrighty, folks, the bout of the century will soon be under way! We've got two lovely señoritas here in our battle arena ready to brave the gooey, fudgey depths of the art of combat. But first, our officiator, Mr. Dreadnot, shall explain the rules of today's match...
Dreadnot: *still holding dill's uniform* W-w-what? I am? Wait, I don't remember anything about official rules... When was this agreed upon?
JohnnyPsycho: *tapping fingers on announcing table impatiently* Just make something up, jackass!
Dreadnot: Oh! Uh, okay! Then, uh, the first rule will be, uh, no biting, but hair-pulling will be allowed in moderation. Also, no use of weapons or other foreign objects...
Ludwika: Aaawww... *puts away bullwhip*
Dreadnot: ...Um, lessee, what else... Um, no hitting below the belt, no parking on Sundays, and absolutely no soup with the salad bar! Now let's keep this match clean...
Ludwika & Deelite: ???
Dreadnot: ...er, that is, what I meant to say was, let's keep everything outside of the pudding-pit clean, because I don't want to mop up any of this... I mean... uh... what do I mean?
JohnnyPsycho: The hell if I know! Anyway, both opponents have now been given the full rules...
Dreadnot: Hey! Wait! I haven't even figured out how we're going to declare a winner yet!
JohnnyPsycho: Ah, don't sweat the details... you'll come up with something. Now if both competitors will take their corners, we can begin...
*both Ludwika and Dee take their places and get ready to pouce*
JohnnyPsycho: And if both competitors are ready, we will begin the match............... right after the National Anthem has been played!
Rest of anxious bar patrons: Boo!!
JohnnyPsycho: HEY!! You best not be disrespectin' my country! The Land of the Free and the Home of the Whopper and all that jazz... For shame!
Rest of anxious bar patrons: We're sorry...
JohnnyPsycho: That's better...
Ludwika: *whispering to JP* Um, Johnny, I don't want to ruin your fun announcing or anything, but can we please get our match started?
JohnnyPsycho: *whispering back* Relax... I know what I'm doing... *back in full announcer mode* And today, performing our National Anthem is an entire troop of baboons that have been trained to play "O, Canada" on the bagpipes!...
counterparadox: "O, Canada"?!? Hey, wait a minute! That's not the National Anthem! We're (mostly) Americans in here!
JohnnyPsycho: Uh... yeah, i knew that, but it's the best I could do on our Bar's budget.
Dreadnot: Bar's budget?! Wait, this is coming out of the Bar's budget? How much did these things cost me?
JohnnyPsycho: Oh, somewhere around ten thousand dollars...
Dreadnot: TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS!?!
JohnnyPsycho: Well, yeah... but in Canadian dollars...
Dreadnot: Oh, so you mean they cost more like forty bucks then?
JohnnyPsycho: Yeah, basically... And besides, while the baboons play their bagpipes, maybe you could get off your lazy ass and make up some better rules!
Dreadnot: Huh? Me?! But you're the one who...
dillpops: Ssshhh!! The baboons are playing!
*begin babooon bagpiping* _________________ "The principles you live by create the world you live in; if you change the principles you live by, you will change your world." -Blaine Lee
"I plan to live forever. So far so good." -Steven Wright
Fri Jul 18, 2003 2:01 pm
JJc14
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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::down in the basement re-stringing his guitar::
"what the hell is that noise?"
::covers his ears at the faint sound of bagpipes::
"that seems a bit outta place...things have been mostly normal around here as of late too..."
::returns to his guitar::
"eh, it probably isn't worth checking out..."
::cranks the volume of the speakers to drone out everything upstairs:: _________________ "Life's a journey, not a destination..." -Aerosmith ('Amazing')
Current RPG(s): (None)
Fri Jul 18, 2003 4:15 pm
DeeLite
Joined: Nov 08, 2002
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DeeLite- I'm Cold, Cold ,Cold ...I think someone just turned up the A/C here!
Ludwika- Rules! Who the hell said anything about rules here? I was specifically bent on having this a no holds bar match! You Hear! No holds Bar match!
::tosses the whip and accidentally hits one of the Bagpiping Baboons causing a chain reaction with the other baboons and then making one other Baboon to spurradically go bonkers::
DeeLite- :: sees the baboon coming towards her and starts shouts:: Monkey...Monkey, I hate monkeys!
::Baboon starts chasing DeeLite around the arena::
Ludwika- I swear, this should of been a hardcore pudding match !
:: tosses away the taser falling in front of the baboon whose chasing DeeLite::
Fri Jul 18, 2003 4:33 pm
SlimJim
Joined: Nov 09, 2002
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*Leahes all the rampaging baboons and ties them to the bar support beam* _________________ *Floats by on a cloud*
Fri Jul 18, 2003 4:54 pm
Dreadnot
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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Ok ladies. Remember, the bathing suit is a great peice to grab to get a hold of your opponent, so do be afraid to take them off to gain an advantage _________________ FFXI: Heavens Redmage. Level 75
'Oh,' he said.
YES, said Death.
'Not even time to finish my cake?'
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
T. Pratchett - Night Watch*
Fri Jul 18, 2003 8:02 pm
Ludwika
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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*in the background DeeLite is still being chased by the Taser packing Baboon*
DeeLite- Someone get this monkey away from meeee!
The bar men filled bar- *chanting on the baboon* Go Monkey Go!
CounterParadox-*Comes out in a superman mode* Say no more, I am here Dee to rescue you from all baboon affiliated creatures!
taking place on the other side of the bar...
Ludwika- What? This is not a hard core pudding match! Why? Whose the nut that made these obnoxious rules to wrestling?
*everyone points to Dread*
Dread- *Gulp* Hey!! Lud now... now calm down! The rules were mandatory to make I don't want a sue from anyone of you boobalating girls, in a case of something, you understand? Ludwika?
JohnnyPyscho-*in total announcer mode* Ooooo!!! Seems we have a early scuffle about to take place between the referee and one of our pudding wrestlers!
The crowed-*turns away from the Dee and baboon incident and start cheering on Ludwika*
Ludwika- Did you just call me a Boobalating girl!?! *starts twitching in the eye*
Dread-* doubly gulp* Well... well... you got them right in front of me. *points at them*
Ludwika-Argh!!!!! * goes into wonder women mode and lefts up dread by the legs and body slams him into the pudding*
The crowed-* beings to cheer and howler*
JohnnyPyscho-* goes to the pool and picks up Dreads pudding covered face* You think you can still referee the event? Because we can always replace you with the backup ... the baboon!
Dread-* coughs out some pudding* uh-uh... no baboon!! I'm still good to go ...
Ludwika-*starts tapping the floor with her foot* So what? Does the rules include not to spank the opponent as well?
*in the background the renegade tazer packing baboon is still chasing Dee around the area, and the baboon is being chased by CounterParadox* _________________ Tan simple y tan sencillo como eso, el mundo apesta! -inguesu
Sat Jul 19, 2003 12:23 am
The_Dragon_Master
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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*walks into bar wondering how he got outside, looks around* Woah, I missed a lot.*sits down and watches the chaos* _________________ "I hope you haven't become too attached to your head, because in about two seconds it will be festively decorating that back wall."
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*still holding dill's uniform* W-w-what? I 
Aaawww... *puts away bullwhip*
