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Post subject: So... What do you want done with your corpse?
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Well, since it was brought up in that OTHER thread, I figured I'd make a topic more directly about it, and since so many people seem so vehemently opposed to or proposed for cannibalism from natural causes.
What do I want done with my body? I want to be cremated and distrubuted in vials (that could be attatched to necklaces) among my friends and family. 'cause that would be cool. The only downside is that I have to make a list of those people. And I suppose the remainder would have to be kept somewhere or distributed around some awesomely cool place...
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 Wed Apr 16, 2003 11:49 pm |
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seeing as how I will be impales with a midget clown through the torso I would have an open casket funeral (clown still in torso by the way). I supose afterwords I would be chopped up and served as or'derves or however its spelled at the buffet line afterwords secretly so I may live on forever in the bodies of other people. I SHALL NEVER DIE!!! MLAHAHAHAHAAAA!
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| Thu Apr 17, 2003 2:37 am |
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My philosophy is one of "meh." Whatever my family wants to do with me when I die, they can. The only stipulation I would have is that nobody would do anything in my name, or "for his benefit" or because "he would have wanted it this way." I really don't care what you do, because I'll be dead and won't know about it, but take responsibility for your own decisions. If my nexts of kin decide to hold bi-weekly saiances out of a desire to perpetuate inside jokes, it don't matter.
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| Thu Apr 17, 2003 1:46 pm |
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I would have to say either hurled into the sun (which would be cool) or...
creamated and buried in a hollowed out gamecube
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| Thu Apr 17, 2003 3:28 pm |
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I would like to have my body put in a boat and sent down a waterfall, like Boromier.
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| Thu Apr 17, 2003 3:31 pm |
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| I'll opt for getting my ashes turned into a diamond, I figure that's probably the only way I'll continue being valuable to the family instead of being forgotten about in some urn. Just as long as I don't get pawn somewhere by my next of kin. |
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| Thu Apr 17, 2003 6:37 pm |
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I think I'll just be good ole fashioned buried. I just hope it doesn't happen for, oh, at least 100 years. Dying, that is.
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| Sat Apr 19, 2003 8:24 am |
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My would be a Closed Casket but my body wouldn't be in the casket it would somewhere up by the roof of the church with strings attached so later on during that speech thingie they give(forgot what it is called) my body would drop down and a puppet master would make my corpse dance. If I were alive I would laugh at the looks on peoples faces
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| Sat Apr 19, 2003 1:11 pm |
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I want my corpse to be eaten by alsations....
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| Sat Apr 19, 2003 2:12 pm |
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Lenin-style.
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Put a robot in my body and my brain in a robot.
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| Sat Apr 19, 2003 2:30 pm |
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Since this thread is about death, I will pose an additional question:
What should be the proper definition of death? Is someone undergoing CPR dead? How about a life-support-comaed vegetable? A vegetating adolescent? Any adolescent?
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| Sat Apr 19, 2003 2:30 pm |
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well, one of two things, lose your head, or be burned... only way not to come back that i know of
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| Sun Apr 20, 2003 11:36 am |
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| Sun Apr 20, 2003 11:36 pm |
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what? did i forget something?
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| Mon Apr 21, 2003 5:54 pm |
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Are me and Dee the only ones who can think of something not incredibly trite?
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