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aw, don't cry, mein liebchen... you do plenty in here! After all, you're the only one here who can speak "Moon Language"... plus, whenever you speak spanish, I'm like Gomez Addams whenever he hears Morticia speak French...
Oh, plus you've got that remote control the kids made for you... it's a Multi-versal Remote, capable of controlling anything mechanical. Go ahead, try it on anything! It works on the kareoke machine, the video games, the lights in the bar, the nanites, my clone-droids, anyone who has cybernetic implants or mostly robotic bodies...
*looks over at both Andromaton and Kalma*
...Plus, the great thing about it is that since your babies made it for you, it's keyed only to you. Anyone else who attempts to touch it gets a tremendous shock, plus in the case of theft the Remote has a homing beacon and the ability to tap into my Stargate and cue up a portal to send the perpetrator straight into the mouth of Hell (or New Jersey, depending on whichever's closer), while teleporting itself back to you.
Yep, this little baby does just about everything... well, almost... actually, to tell you the truth, it doesn't have the ability to replace its own batteries (2 AA's), but other than that... _________________ "The principles you live by create the world you live in; if you change the principles you live by, you will change your world." -Blaine Lee
"I plan to live forever. So far so good." -Steven Wright
Fri Mar 05, 2004 2:48 am
Irkan_Warrior
Joined: Jul 10, 2003
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Kero, you are not alone. All I can do is drink b33r and play the entire band by myself (apparently) _________________ The only truth that realy exists is the truth within the mind of the individual and the way the individual sees the world...
Fri Mar 05, 2004 8:00 am
dougisfunny
Joined: Oct 29, 2002
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if you want powers... proclaim yourself to have them...
I have magic powers. The power of sarcasm and the power to enforce reverse plotholes... and on occasion a makeshift barhand. Das ist alles.
Fri Mar 05, 2004 1:25 pm
The_Dragon_Master
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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*wakes up* Ugh... what happened? *sees claws/hands* What the- *looks at reflection in a game screen* W00T! I'm a dragon! Well, kinda... but that's ok! *sips on beerhat and walks in the main bar to watch the people dancing on Andro* _________________ "I hope you haven't become too attached to your head, because in about two seconds it will be festively decorating that back wall."
Fri Mar 05, 2004 1:40 pm
Andromaton
Joined: Nov 17, 2003
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*grumbles as people step on him while dancing*
so rude, so very rude...
Fri Mar 05, 2004 3:01 pm
Kalma
Joined: Nov 03, 2003
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Nifty Cyborg Feature: Acceleration Mode!
(Im going so fast no one is able to but into what I am doing.)
*Destroys Multi-Versal Remote*
Kalma: At least I avoided that annoying little plot twist.
Kalma: Aw, I was afraid that thing had a signal to make the nanites repair it. Guess the only thing to do is destroy the nanites or reprogram the remote. Ill reprogram it.
*Hyperfast Reprogram Job*
Kalma: Well, all I could do was remove the keying. Now anyone can use it. I think Ill make the DDR Machine go faster.
Deccelerate! _________________ You're An Inu (Dog)!
Loyal and protective. A true friend all the way.
You love having yours ears scratched, and being near your loved ones.
"If you people cared as much for human life as we do, we wouldn't have to kill all of you."
Sat Mar 06, 2004 1:27 am
JohnnyPsycho
Joined: Nov 14, 2002
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*Kalma's been sent into a suburb of Hell for the next twelve posts. The Multi-versal Remote cannot be reprogrammed so easily, especially by amature cyborgs who forget about the automatic "teleportation to Hell" thing...*
JohnnyPsycho: *looking around* Does anyone know where Kalma is? He was just here...
Andromaton: *still stuck in the floor, because he's too dumb to use his robot powers to break out* I don't know... he said something about having Acceleration powers, then he up and disappeared.
JohnnyPsycho: Oh well... I'm sure it was nothing...
KeroMia: Oh my! My remote's blinking! What's that mean?
JohnnyPsycho: Hmmm... *sniffs* From the smell of sulfur in the air, it seems like someone's been naughty and tried to touch the remote... You better keep that thing in a safe place where no one dare grab it without dangerous reprecussions. That little puppy is almost as dangerous a weapon and Dillpop's glaive.
KeroMia: Oh, I know! *slides remote control down the front of her blouse* There!
JohnnyPsycho: Um... heh heh, that's not exactly what I meant... _________________ "The principles you live by create the world you live in; if you change the principles you live by, you will change your world." -Blaine Lee
"I plan to live forever. So far so good." -Steven Wright
Sat Mar 06, 2004 4:00 am
Andromaton
Joined: Nov 17, 2003
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*looks up*
It's called laziness jackass. Not dumb...ness. Yeah.
*goes back to lieing in the floor*
Sat Mar 06, 2004 4:54 am
Kalma
Joined: Nov 03, 2003
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Meanwhile in a suburb of hell...
Kalma: Well, this is hell? Damn, need to figure out a way to fix it. Oh I know! I know it is here somewhere... *Pulls out bottle and raises over head, that dun na nan nah music from Zelda plays*
Alright now, with this soul that I took from Amlak I guess I can make a deal with the Devil, he can give me the power to fool the remote into thinking Im Kero.
*Goes off, finds Satan, and makes deal.*
Note: Due to the amount of time it takes to find him, Kalma spends the entire time of his punishment now and is transported back to the bar, still in acceleration mode.
Kalma: Sweetness, now that the remote will think I'm Kero I can use it, I wonder how Satan managed that anyway? Oh well, I guess that being in Acceleration mode means I can grab it from her mlouse with out her knowledge, I dont actually want to be grabing into her shirt though.
*Reaches, grabs the remote and gets out with no trouble, then glances into a mirror to realize the annoying truth behind the power Satan gave him while at the same time decelerateing!
Kalma: *Loud Shouting* OH MY FUCKING GOD HE TURNED ME INTO A CHICK! AND NOT JUST ANY CHICK BUT KERO!
Sound Effect: Dun Du Dunnn! (Shocking Revelation)
Note: Anyone like my plot twist, fun and you get to harass me. _________________ You're An Inu (Dog)!
Loyal and protective. A true friend all the way.
You love having yours ears scratched, and being near your loved ones.
"If you people cared as much for human life as we do, we wouldn't have to kill all of you."
Sun Mar 07, 2004 1:52 am
KeroMia
Joined: Jan 18, 2004
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The twit got a hold of my remote...que? What happen to my baby shock protector? It was suppose to shock him Johnny!!
*pouts and sniffs* Geez, I guess there's three KeroMias' now...
*thinks about the situation a bit*
Ha! Kalma! Your me now, and you know what this means? My Johnny's gonna start making passes at you! Until he looks downstairs...
So this is like fair punishment for grabbing what was inside my blouse! And taking my power...
*takes back the Remote so it can be fixed* _________________ Tan simple y tan sencillo como eso, el mundo apesta! -inguesu
Sun Mar 07, 2004 2:25 am
Kalma
Joined: Nov 03, 2003
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I dont care, see you dont get it, this is not just an image. I was turned into a chick. I am more or less like a clone of you except im still a cyborg. And because Im a cyborg Im taking the Remote, again. But Im going off to hide it.
*Accelerates, runs off hides it somewhere half way around globe, runs back to bar.*
There, now you wont be able to control me, that was the point of this whole fucking adventure! _________________ You're An Inu (Dog)!
Loyal and protective. A true friend all the way.
You love having yours ears scratched, and being near your loved ones.
"If you people cared as much for human life as we do, we wouldn't have to kill all of you."
Sun Mar 07, 2004 3:08 am
Nobuyuki
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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"Hey, guys! I'm baaack!"
*RP's: "Nobu!"*
*looking around the bar* "So, what did...I...miss...? Quite a lot, apparently. Anyway, the sun was hot, the bikes were cool and the girls were good-looking, for the most part. And look what I found lying washed up on the beach!" *draws out the Multi-versal Remote* (dun-dun-dunnn!)
*FDD: "Do you have to say that every time?"
*JP: "Umm, shouldn't that thing be like, electrocuting you?"
"Well yeah, at first it did, but after about the first 2 or 3 dozen times, I got used to it. Kinda' like it now, actually...hehehheheh...*ahem* but boy, did it do a number on my hair!"
"So, anyway, I noticed it had "Property of KeroMia" stamped on it, and I thought I'd bring it back here. No idea how it got to where I was, though. Must be luck!"
*Kalma: "Luck, he says..."
*KeroMia: "Can I have my remote back now?"
"That was the original plan, but I see there's now three of you, so I'm not sure which one to give it to." *turns to JP* "So, JP- which Kero gets it? The pregnant one, the one with the cybernetic implants (I think I'll call her "KeroMia 003") or the one with the non-cybernetic implants?"
*Kero2: "Hey!"
* JP: "Umm..."
"Thought so. OK, I'll hold onto it until you can figure out which is which. I'll just put it in my inter-dimensional "bag of tricks" (that I got from Felix the Cat), for now. It'll be safe there, as I'm the only one who can reach into the bag, and only I can call out a particular item from it." _________________ "When I became a man, I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up."- C.S. Lewis
"Superman can't be emo. He can't cut himself."-CP
Sun Mar 07, 2004 5:10 pm
Kalma
Joined: Nov 03, 2003
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Kalma: I bet I can get it out of your bag.
Nobu: Ok, let me see you try, Kero 003. *Hands Bag to Kalma*
Kalma: Well, I know the way to break these open. You see, it is basically a Bag of Holding with a charm upon it to only open under your command.
Nobu: Yeah, I know. It IS my bag.
Kalma: *Pulls from her pocket a black circle* And this, Nobu, is called a Portable Hole.
Nobu: Ok, so?
Kalma: Well, watch what happens when a Bag of Holding is placed into a Portable Hole.
*Bag is placed in hole, hole begins to react violently*
Nobu: What did you do?
Kalma: Well, according to the "Dungeon Master's Guide" When a pocket dimension, such as a bag of holding, is placed within another pocket dimension, such as a portable hole, they are both destroyed and their contents are expelled.
*Hole explodes and the contents of Nobu's bag are spilled onto the floor. Kalma grabs up the remote*
Nobu: So, you just ruined my bag?
Kalma: Yes, and I won the bet by removing the Remote. Btw, if you couldn't tell Nobuyuki, it's me, Kalma.
Nobu: What!!? _________________ You're An Inu (Dog)!
Loyal and protective. A true friend all the way.
You love having yours ears scratched, and being near your loved ones.
"If you people cared as much for human life as we do, we wouldn't have to kill all of you."
Sun Mar 07, 2004 9:47 pm
FinalDivineDragoon
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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FDD: How long do you think it'll take for him to realize that's a fake remote?
Nobu: Who know with him.
FDD: Well do you know where the real remote is?
Nobu: I've been staring at it this whole time.
*looks at what Nobu is staring at*
FDD: Oh...so that explains why you've been staring at Kero-chan's boobs for so long.
Kero:
Nobu: What? I was just making sure that no one took it.
FDD: Well then can you explain to us what happened when....yeah i'm confused now.
Nobu: Relax, I can explain it easily... _________________ There is limited intelligence in the galaxy, but the stupidity of the universe is infinite.
Sun Mar 07, 2004 10:40 pm
Nobuyuki
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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"Simple. The Doctor has it. He deduced its purpose and decided it was best to keep such power out of the hands of the immature and compulsively destructive. Naturally, everyone in this bar fits that description. So it's out of the reach of anyone."
Kero: So what about the boob-staring?!
"Uhh...LOOK OVER THERE! *points*
Kero: Huh? ¿Que? ¿Adonde miro? *turns*
*runs into office, locks door*
FDD: Wow, he's good...and fast. _________________ "When I became a man, I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up."- C.S. Lewis
"Superman can't be emo. He can't cut himself."-CP
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Um... heh heh, that's not exactly what I meant...
