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As a hater of society I want to be space creamated. There is a company in arazona that shoots your body into space and lets it fall through the atmosphere. Your body burns up and disentigrates and the ashes fall down through the air until it is breathed in by the unwashed masses. (And washed masses as well.) Just think of it as my final chance to give the world the finger.
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hells yeah, that's how i wanna do it, that or the whole eternal life thing, whatever...
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| i want to be stuck in a trash can filled with gasoline. Lit on fire, then rolled down a hill. |
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| Mon Jun 02, 2003 4:39 am |
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Then, after you roll over about 50 land mines, we can stuff you in a trash compacter, and spread your ashes all over a landfill.
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| Mon Jun 02, 2003 3:09 pm |
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There's this swamp behind my house.
When I bite the bullet, I want my casket placed in one of those cement boxes, filled with rocks, and sunk to the bottom of it.
That's just the thing to make a good swamp better, having a dead guy in it
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| Tue Jun 03, 2003 9:04 am |
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| overdrive535 wrote: |
There's this swamp behind my house.
When I bite the bullet, I want my casket placed in one of those cement boxes, filled with rocks, and sunk to the bottom of it.
That's just the thing to make a good swamp better, having a dead guy in it
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All swamps need at least one dead body in it. Otherwise they're no fun.
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| Tue Jun 03, 2003 1:03 pm |
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Yesss....
Seriously, that's what I want.
I kinda have this thing for swamps.
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| Wed Jun 04, 2003 9:28 am |
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My skeleton can go in one of those temples you see in Indiana Jones movies.
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| Wed Jun 04, 2003 6:52 pm |
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Yeah, that's what I want.
My corpse hung in some temple so the flesh can rot away.
That sounds great.
Sheeesh, some people are crazier than I am
cackles fiendeshly
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| Fri Jun 06, 2003 7:34 am |
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Overdrve's right, a swamp just ain't a swamp when it doesn't have a body in it, then it's just a...um...a swamp with no body in it, I think...um...yeah...whatever.
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| Fri Jun 06, 2003 1:24 pm |
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Don't stop your browser after clicking submit.
Bad things happen
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Last edited by overdrive535 on Fri Jun 13, 2003 10:11 am; edited 2 times in total |
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| Fri Jun 13, 2003 10:05 am |
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Yeah...
Something like that...
Huh
cackles fiendeshly
Where did that come from?
I'm gonna have to beat back the crazies with a stick now, schuks
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| Fri Jun 13, 2003 10:07 am |
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I'm actually gonna have a closed-casket, but my body won't be there, so halfway through the funeral, all of the lights will go out and my body will fly around suspended from the cieling with cables, then... hit the strobe lights and techno music! that would freak out some people! 
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| Fri Jun 13, 2003 7:04 pm |
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Some people have been watching a little too much Comedy Central standup comedy...
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| Sat Jun 14, 2003 12:24 pm |
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yeah, I know i stole the idea, but it is what i want
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| Sat Jun 14, 2003 4:11 pm |
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and I thought I was a little short on sanity...
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