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A: I don't know.
Q: What'd Maverick do?
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A) try this
Q) Jog your memory?
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| Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:34 am |
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A: I haven't seen that movie in the better part of a decade?
Q: Could you be less hinty and more telly?
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| Mon Dec 06, 2004 4:52 pm |
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A: In the middle of a crowded bar Tom Cruise(Maverick) sang "Bring back, that lovin feelin" to the hot chick he was trying to score
Q: Is that about right?
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The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? |
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| Mon Dec 06, 2004 5:43 pm |
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A: Exactly right.
Q: But will it work on someone other than Kelly McGills?
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Ice cream has this erotic sense to it- kinda like the one choclate and strawberries have.
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| Mon Dec 06, 2004 6:23 pm |
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A: depends on how well your presentation works, and how drunk the girl is
Q: planning on putting it into action soon?
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The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? |
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| Mon Dec 06, 2004 10:32 pm |
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A: Because they would never go home..untouched....
Q: Why did Michael Jackson invite the kids to Neverland?
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| Fri Dec 10, 2004 9:49 am |
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A: For jesus juice and that mentally hes there age
Q: Did you just save money on your car insurance or are you to young to drive? |
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| Fri Dec 10, 2004 11:42 am |
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A: I'm too young to drive. And money? I couldn't save myself for what it's worth!!
Q: What has 2 eyes, 4 ears, and a death ray?
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| Fri Dec 10, 2004 11:47 am |
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A: Bugs Bunny on crack, trapped in a futuristic video game.
Q: Who just got laid?
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| Fri Dec 10, 2004 2:12 pm |
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A: Probably you, since you seem to be bragging about it.
Q: Or are you just asking a random question?
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| Fri Dec 10, 2004 2:30 pm |
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A: It was probaly a random question. He's 16 and claiming that? If its true I really missed out in high school
Q: Whats with the kids today and their rap music and getting laid so young? |
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| Fri Dec 10, 2004 3:50 pm |
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A: Rape music is mostly by black artists, and "stereotypical black" seems to be in. As for sex... As long as they use protection.. But...
Q: ...Is sex better than Half-Life 2?
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Ice cream has this erotic sense to it- kinda like the one choclate and strawberries have.
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| Fri Dec 10, 2004 5:50 pm |
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A:no
Q:You're still a virgin i'm betting.
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| Fri Dec 10, 2004 5:55 pm |
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A: Up yours. It's commone knowledge that Halo 2 is better than sex. Though I have yet to play it, I'll believe it. It's also common knowledge that Half-Life 2 is better than Halo 2, and after playing HL2, I can say that NO game could be better, except the unanounced HL3. THEREFORE... Half-Life 2 > Halo 2 > Sex.
Q: Is that a logical answer?
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