03/21/05 - Hey Hey Hey Burrito Lady

TylerL · **TylerL**

I am a picky eater.
That's right.
Put a single green pepper on a pizza, and I won't even touch it.
My hamburgers and hot dogs must be plain. I will add ketchup myself later. And only ketchup. There is no other condiment.
Lunchmeat sandwiches consist of lunchmeat and bread. Preferably white bread.

When I go to Chipotle (an excellent Yuppie-Mexican cold sterile corporate burrito joint), I order a steak burrito with ONLY steak and rice.
After a brief funny look, its assembled. The final ingredient adder asks what I want on my burrito. I say "nothing". He is confused. Eventually, my rice-n'-steak burrito makes it to the end of the assembly line. Where I demand a Coke.
The cashier pushes some buttons.
"Ok, your total is $4.77"
I happily oblige.
At two or three different Chipotle resteraunts, they ring up my wimp burrito as a "Large Quesa" with extra steak. That ends up saving me two bucks and keeping my lunch under $5.

I salute you, Chipotle peoples.
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Alshoff · **Alshoff**

Shit, I thought I was the only person who insisted on plain hamburgers. However, I am willing to take the extras off unless it is cheese or mayonnaise or something like that. It's almost always impossible to remove that stuff.
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dougisfunny · **dougisfunny**

i eat plain cheeseburgers or jr bacon cheeseburgers
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John_Bono_Smithy_Satchmo · **John_Bono_Smithy_Satchmo**

I absolutely hate mayonaise. Everything esle you can get rid of, but mayo is the one thing those morons still put on. It would rouse me to violence if I weren't so hungry.
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dougisfunny · **dougisfunny**

I'm reminded of "The Whole Nine Yards"
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Nobuyuki · **Nobuyuki**

Does this replace the Otako as the official fast-food item of TDA?
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TylerL · **TylerL**

I actually made a few Otakos last year with Amanda.
We have a lot of pictures from the event that I need to make into a feature/rant someday...
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FinalDivineDragoon · **FinalDivineDragoon**

Otako?

Edit: blatant linkage answered everything >.<

Looks interesting.
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