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Post subject: 03/21/05 - Hey Hey Hey Burrito Lady
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 I am a picky eater.
That's right.
Put a single green pepper on a pizza, and I won't even touch it.
My hamburgers and hot dogs must be plain. I will add ketchup myself later. And only ketchup. There is no other condiment.
Lunchmeat sandwiches consist of lunchmeat and bread. Preferably white bread.
When I go to Chipotle (an excellent Yuppie-Mexican cold sterile corporate burrito joint), I order a steak burrito with ONLY steak and rice.
After a brief funny look, its assembled. The final ingredient adder asks what I want on my burrito. I say "nothing". He is confused. Eventually, my rice-n'-steak burrito makes it to the end of the assembly line. Where I demand a Coke.
The cashier pushes some buttons.
"Ok, your total is $4.77"
I happily oblige.
At two or three different Chipotle resteraunts, they ring up my wimp burrito as a "Large Quesa" with extra steak. That ends up saving me two bucks and keeping my lunch under $5.
I salute you, Chipotle peoples.
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 Mon Mar 21, 2005 11:02 pm |
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Shit, I thought I was the only person who insisted on plain hamburgers. However, I am willing to take the extras off unless it is cheese or mayonnaise or something like that. It's almost always impossible to remove that stuff.
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| Tue Mar 22, 2005 1:01 am |
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i eat plain cheeseburgers or jr bacon cheeseburgers
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| Tue Mar 22, 2005 1:10 am |
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I absolutely hate mayonaise. Everything esle you can get rid of, but mayo is the one thing those morons still put on. It would rouse me to violence if I weren't so hungry.
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| Tue Mar 22, 2005 2:23 am |
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I'm reminded of "The Whole Nine Yards"
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The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? |
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| Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:36 am |
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Does this replace the Otako as the official fast-food item of TDA?
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| Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:48 pm |
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I actually made a few Otakos last year with Amanda.
We have a lot of pictures from the event that I need to make into a feature/rant someday...
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| Sat Mar 26, 2005 12:56 am |
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Otako?
Edit: blatant linkage answered everything >.<
Looks interesting.
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| Sat Mar 26, 2005 10:12 pm |
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