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*5 of the 6 clone-droids are sitting at a table with Shrek when the fight breaks out*
JP-UB40 Clone-Droid 1: Goddamn it! We were just getting comfortable too! *slams mug of b33r on the table*
JP-UB40 Clone-Droid 2: *puts down his pint o' ale* Bloody hell! Why can't these wankers ever take these things outside?
JP-UB40 Clone-Droid 6: *rushes up to the table from where the fight began* C'mon, guys! This is probably going to take all of us to break this one up!
JP-UB40 Clone-Droid 4: *kills two shots of Jack* Ahh... that's better... Okay, mates! Let's go bust some heads!
*All 6 clone-droids suddenly disappear. Meanwhile, at the other side of the bar...*
Green-Bird: *doing his best to fight back all three "agents"* Sorry, ladies, but I already told you I didn't want to subscribe to "Women's Day" magazine...
Agent 1: *laying in a hard roundhouse kick to G-B's mid-section, which causes him to flinch* That will teach you for calling us "chicks"!
Agent 2: *throws a devastating elbow into G-B's ribs, making an audible cracking sound* Sexual harrasment in the workplace is not a joke, dirtbag!
Green-Bird: *dazed and coughing up blood* Ugh... I think what we have here is a failure to communicate... *Agent 3 sweeps his legs from underneath him, G-B falls hard to the ground, and Agent 1 bends his arm back* OW!! I mean... what I meant to say was that it was an honest mistake... OOOCH!!... mistaking a drink name for a perverted comment... ACK!! Not so rough, ladies!
Agent 3: Wait a second... I'm detecting someth--URK! *falls to the floor unconscious, with a JP clone-droid standing over her*
Agent 2: Hey, you can't... AIEE!! *two more clone droids grab Agent 2 and lock her arms behind her back in a submission move*
Agent 1: *getting up from her position on top of G-B* I don't know who you fuckers are, but you just messed with... *another clone-droid drops her with a boot to the head*
JP-UB40 Clone-Droid 4: *blushing, standing over the unconscious Agent 1* Heh heh... it was nothing...
JP-UB40 Clone-Droid 3: *jumping in from the shadows, picking up G-B* Alright, bro... can you walk on your own?
Green-Bird: *groggy and bruised* Yeah... heh, thanks guys! I have to admit, at first I wasn't too thrilled about this place having a bunch of JohnnyPsycho clones running around, but you really helped me out there!
JP-UB40 Clone-Droid 3: Glad to hear it... *starts dragging G-B to the door*
Green-Bird: Hey! Wait! Where are we... You're kicking me out?
JP-UB40 Clone-Droid 3: Yep. Y'see, we have this rule about fighting in the bar, and, from our vantage point, you basically started this fight, so you're going out... bye bye!
Green-Bird: But... no! That's not fair!...
JP-UB40 Clone-Droid 3: *tosses G-B out, then yells out to him* Next time, take your fun to one of the fight threads!
JP-UB40 Clone-Droid 1: *also holding Agent 2* Alright now, let's see who these trouble-makers really are... *pulls off Agent 2's sunglasses*
JP-UB40 Clone-Droid 4: *shocked* No fucking way!
JP-UB40 Clone-Droid 5: *equally shocked* It just can't be...
dougisfunny: *from the sidelines* I can't believe it, it's...
[Suspenseful cliff-hanger ending, to be completed later...] _________________ "The principles you live by create the world you live in; if you change the principles you live by, you will change your world." -Blaine Lee
"I plan to live forever. So far so good." -Steven Wright
Thu Oct 30, 2003 4:16 pm
Green-Bird
Joined: Apr 14, 2003
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*gets hit by several cars*
*walks back in to bar*
G-B: *coughs up blood* GASP! What the fuck, it's.... _________________ I shake like a toothache,
When I hear myself sing.
Oh, my lies are only wishes,
I know I will die if I could come back new
Wilco- Ashes of American Flags
Thu Oct 30, 2003 5:01 pm
overdrive535
Joined: Nov 25, 2002
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ack! its add some tacky tag along to a suspenseful cliff-hanger here
I thought they were insert some action...or any other verb...
Consider yourself mocked, G-B
"I blow my nose in your general direction..."
And what is it with you and people getting hit by moving vehicles?
An explination would be appreciated
Or, you could just totally ignore me...thats cool too
nothing personal...just tagging sometimes gets my collar up, man.
sorry... _________________ "If you've ever had your nipple bit off by a beaver, you might just be a redneck..."
Jeff Foxworthy
Thu Oct 30, 2003 7:11 pm
dougisfunny
Joined: Oct 29, 2002
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dougisfunny:...its not butter. What I don't like butter. _________________ The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
Thu Oct 30, 2003 8:24 pm
Saiyoukai1015
Joined: Mar 07, 2003
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*gets up off the ground* hey...what happened? *sees the johnnies holding the agents*...and who the hell are they? wait...who the hell am I? where am I? _________________ "Experience is something you only get after you need it"
Thu Oct 30, 2003 8:28 pm
The_Dragon_Master
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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*dart appears in Sai's neck and he collapses again*
DM:*quickly puts away tranq gun, whistles innocently*Hey it's- _________________ "I hope you haven't become too attached to your head, because in about two seconds it will be festively decorating that back wall."
Thu Oct 30, 2003 9:05 pm
overdrive535
Joined: Nov 25, 2002
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WEAPON IN THE BAR!
Everybody Hit the Deck!
flys off his stool, kicks over table, and drops to the floor behind it
i sure hope these tables are still bullet proof... _________________ "If you've ever had your nipple bit off by a beaver, you might just be a redneck..."
Jeff Foxworthy
Fri Oct 31, 2003 10:03 am
dougisfunny
Joined: Oct 29, 2002
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*casts mute on overdrive*
really now, its just a tranq gun _________________ The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
Fri Oct 31, 2003 1:13 pm
overdrive535
Joined: Nov 25, 2002
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mhmnammhhmhmhhhahmhmn...
casts mute-null and climbs off the floor
whatever...some of the neurotoxins in animal tranquilizers will kill a person in a very short period of time...like the toxins of certain jellyfish...used to bring down really big animals, like elephants...
and where i come from...a weapon is a weapon...although maybe the whole yelling and hitting the deck thing was a little out of line...
It's probably just a reaction from all my old bar fights...either ya' duck and cover or you get pin holed...and I don't need anymore holes in my anatomy... _________________ "If you've ever had your nipple bit off by a beaver, you might just be a redneck..."
Jeff Foxworthy
Fri Oct 31, 2003 2:08 pm
Saiyoukai1015
Joined: Mar 07, 2003
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*gets up* hey, dont ya think that the tranq gun was a bit uncalled for? i mean jeez, what did i do? _________________ "Experience is something you only get after you need it"
Fri Oct 31, 2003 3:21 pm
Beatdiggga
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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(observes the entire incident, then goes back to drinking) _________________ Sometimes I miss my sanity- Wedge Antilles
Fri Oct 31, 2003 3:22 pm
Dreadnot
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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G-B ::sleeping in the corner:: gnaf.. now there are... hundreds of me... snort... hi dill.. snap.. absorb!!!
Mr.T: Hey this is no inn, get outa here f00! *picks up the sleeping G-B and throws him into the street where a hobo pee's on him*
"Hey welcom back Mr.T!"
JP-UB40 Clone-Droids: YES NO MORE JOB! ::all rush to order drinks::
Mr.T: Good to be back boss.
Murdock: ::Trying to play the Soul Sisters on the jukebox:: I MUST HAVE MY MUSAC! _________________ FFXI: Heavens Redmage. Level 75
'Oh,' he said.
YES, said Death.
'Not even time to finish my cake?'
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
T. Pratchett - Night Watch*
Fri Oct 31, 2003 6:22 pm
overdrive535
Joined: Nov 25, 2002
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I'd like to give a shout out to the T for being the coolest bouncer in the world...
cause like Mr. T says: "Be Somebody, Or Be Somebody's Fool"
That was actually the title of a video Mr T did a while back...it was for kids...and it is the coolest movie I have ever seen...it's hilarious... _________________ "If you've ever had your nipple bit off by a beaver, you might just be a redneck..."
Jeff Foxworthy
Fri Oct 31, 2003 6:28 pm
dougisfunny
Joined: Oct 29, 2002
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I think I said no fighting _________________ The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
Sat Nov 01, 2003 2:25 am
overdrive535
Joined: Nov 25, 2002
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Yeah, So be somebody, or be somebody's fool...
you be T's fool if you go fightin' in this bar...that's what I got to say...
And I said it this way...
Yes, and the androids got his back...iff'n they not up on Jack...Daniels
This is going to stop right now. _________________ "If you've ever had your nipple bit off by a beaver, you might just be a redneck..."
Jeff Foxworthy
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