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I just thought of another two rules, Bono. 
51) In any deamon/ tentacle beast/dark forces hentai, if a small town has its daughters stolen from them, the richest girl will be stolen last, especially if her best friend had just been kidnapped. In conjunction to this rule, none of the village people shall have more than 1 (one) daughter.
52) As the female lead, you either have to be very rich, or very poor, to be the "chosen one." All middle-class females with either not be mentioned at all- or ravished until they die.
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| LLG wrote: |
| MAN PORN!!! ^_^ |
You stole my line! Including the exact number of exclamation marks!
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| Tue Jun 28, 2005 5:53 pm |
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Yeah--I started saying it to a lot of my friends online, too.
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| Tue Jun 28, 2005 6:16 pm |
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opps.! My bad. Let me take it back, then. ^_^!!!NROP NAM
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| Tue Jun 28, 2005 8:17 pm |
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Incest? You're right! It's easier to cross the hall than it is to cross the street!
Rule: Incest, After a short period of time (if any at all) is completely accepted.
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| Wed Jun 29, 2005 2:15 am |
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| dougisfunny wrote: |
Incest? You're right! It's easier to cross the hall than it is to cross the street!
Rule: Incest, After a short period of time (if any at all) is completely accepted. |
Actully, A loophole will be found that one of the parties are not actully related to each other. A brother and sister, but the brother was adopted.
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| Thu Jun 30, 2005 2:17 pm |
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Or where with 2 sisters, one will end up being the cross-dressing brother...
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| Thu Jun 30, 2005 11:44 pm |
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| Ixidor wrote: |
| dougisfunny wrote: |
Incest? You're right! It's easier to cross the hall than it is to cross the street!
Rule: Incest, After a short period of time (if any at all) is completely accepted. |
Actully, A loophole will be found that one of the parties are not actully related to each other. A brother and sister, but the brother was adopted. |
Seen that, but thats still under that premise
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| Fri Jul 01, 2005 12:30 am |
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| LLG wrote: |
| opps.! My bad. Let me take it back, then. ^_^!!!NROP NAM |
Better, but it's probably not a good idea for any man to be saying that...
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Ice cream has this erotic sense to it- kinda like the one choclate and strawberries have.
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| Tue Jul 05, 2005 11:00 pm |
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| dougisfunny wrote: |
| Ixidor wrote: |
| dougisfunny wrote: |
Incest? You're right! It's easier to cross the hall than it is to cross the street!
Rule: Incest, After a short period of time (if any at all) is completely accepted. |
Actully, A loophole will be found that one of the parties are not actully related to each other. A brother and sister, but the brother was adopted. |
Seen that, but thats still under that premise |
Or where there are 2 sisters, yet both are adopted so it's ok for the whole family plus 2 strangers to join in on a 6-way orgy.
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| Tue Jul 05, 2005 11:09 pm |
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Yay for Immoral Sisters 2!
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| Tue Jul 05, 2005 11:54 pm |
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>.>;;; not enough yuri in that series for me....
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| Tue Jul 05, 2005 11:58 pm |
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| AdmiralGreer wrote: |
| LLG wrote: |
| opps.! My bad. Let me take it back, then. ^_^!!!NROP NAM |
Better, but it's probably not a good idea for any man to be saying that... |
Ok, for the 7th time, I am John Bono's Girlfriend. GIRLfriend.
That means the one without a penis.
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| Wed Jul 06, 2005 1:25 am |
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To his credit, he might have mean that it was bad for a man to say you were doing better.
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| Wed Jul 06, 2005 1:43 am |
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Oops. So I missed a lot. FDD pointed me towards a post that explained a bit more than I wanted to know.
Sorry. Feel free to (try to) shoot me.
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Back on the subject of this thread, is watching hentai with your significant other really a romantic thing? Or should it be done in the romance car? But if it happened there, it would have to stay there, since "What Happens in the Romance Car Stays in the Romance Car."
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