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JohnnyPsycho

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Ludwika wrote:
*starts tapping the floor with her foot* So what? Does the rules include not to spank the opponent as well?[/i]


JohnnyPsycho: *leafing through "Official Rulings of Wrestling" handbook* Hmmm.... nope, doesn't say anything about no spanking... I do believe that is totally legal, as well as expected, in a pudding fight...

Dreadnot: Hey!! Waitaminute!! Why am I making up rules if you have a rulebook?

JohnnyPsycho: *tsk tsk tsk* Again, Dread, you gotta learn to quit asking so many questions... How can a competent referee be expected to officiate such an important sporting event if he can't figure out the rules?

Dreadnot: But I didn't...

JohnnyPsycho: *interupting* Anyway, I think we should probably start the match. Are our fighters ready?

Ludwika: *still tapping foot* I am, but Dee's not...

JohnnyPsycho: Oh, for the love of Pez! Where the hell is that girl?

The_Dragon_Master: *calmly chewing on some popcorn* She's over there... *points to other side of the bar*

DeeLite: *standing on a pool table* Eeeww!... I hate monkeys!!!

counterparadox: *flailing on the ground while the baboon shocks him with the taser* AAAAAIIIIEEEEEEE!!!

JohnnyPsycho: Dammit, CP! Will you quit playing with the monkeys so we can start the damn match already?

counterparadox: *still flailing on the ground while the baboon shoocks him with the taser* AAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!

Ludwika: *sigh* Do I have to do everything around here?... *pulls gigantic cartoon mallet from behind her back and tosses it* Hey Dee!! Catch!!

DeeLite: *catches mallet* Oh! Hey, thanks! *lifts mallet over her head*

counterparadox: *still underneath the baboon, and seeing Dee aiming the mallet right at them* N-n-n-noooooo!! Waaaaaiiiiiiit!!
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PostSat Jul 19, 2003 3:46 am
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Ludwika

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Ludwika- *takes a look at the clock* Would you hurry up and hit the baboon already!!! time is of the essence and I really want to get started on the match,Dee!

DeeLite-I ...I know ... Ewww, ewww,you darn dirty monkey leave him alone!!! *Raises the mallet about to hit*

CounterParadox- *in slow motion waves hands for dramatic reasons* N...noooo!!! Don't Deeeee!

DeeLite- *Aims for the baboon and closes her eyes* Paradox sweety, just keep still and don't budge and inch! *Bangs the mallet*

CounterParadox- *shouts out in pain* My Hand!!!

DeeLite- Oops! Sorry, snookums but there's that blasted Baboon to hit! *lifts up the mallet again*

Baboon- *Takes a look at Dee and shocks CP again*

Ludwika- Okay this is just all I can take of this little scene here!!
* Takes out a Tranquilizer gun and shoots the baboon*

JohnnyPsycho- So that's where my gun been!

DeeLite- *kicks the baboon off CP* Snookums, are you okay?

CounterParadox- *half conscious* ugh,my... my hand, I don't feel my hand!

Ludwika- Enough jib-jabble love birds, time to fight!
*grabs DeeLite's hand and makes way toward the pudding pool*
...Johnny, we're ready!
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PostSun Jul 20, 2003 1:16 am
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*opens his mouth with a smile*

G-B: JP! I know who you are! I've had to listen to C-P about when you left, and how sad he was!

JP: OMG!!WTF!!
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PostSun Jul 20, 2003 8:42 am
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The_Dragon_Master

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*wondering where Ludwika got the mallet and gun, eats another piece of popcorn*Mmm...popcorn. What was I thinking about?*watches the chaos while he wonders what he was thinking about*
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Nobuyuki

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*refers TDM to Anime Law #37, first corollary.*
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...hey, don't mind me, go ahead and start...

[/lazy]
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PostMon Jul 21, 2003 2:13 am
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*walks over to the dart board and starts throwing gnomes*
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DeeLite- ::being dragged by Ludwika, on the floor by the hairs:: Ayeeeee ...Ayeee!!!!

The referee guy name Dread- :: calls the attention by honking a bullhorn:: Ey!Ludwika! Rule one no hair pulling!

Ludwika- ::dishevels up:: Umm... umm, what'd you be talkin bout?! I'm only helpin here this gal get to the ring, uh ...pool, uh ...thing! Sheesh...what happened to the old referee and whistle thing?

The referee guy name Dread- :: Shamefully smerks about the bullhorn:: well... carry on, you should of just said you were helping in the first place...

Ludwika- Yeah, well I'm just that good of a person!
:: tosses DeeLite mercilessly into the pudding pool::

DeeLite- ugh, my head...Ugh, Lulu Münster Fight Me Now!
::pounces back up on her two feet like nothing::


Ludwika- ::coquettishly climbs into the ring filled pool:: Ha! Five minutes with you and I'll have you ...

The referee guy- :: comes in between the girls honking the bullhorn and breaks up the little scuffle:: Alright,alright that's enough from the both of yous'... Ludwika,Dee instead take positions and when I count to three, begin!

The bar patrons- ::Begin to howler and cheer::
PostMon Jul 21, 2003 11:51 pm
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Nobu sitting on a inflatable chair- *throws some popcorn at Dread* Get out of the ring pee- brain ,I didn't pay to see you blow your horn at them!

Referee Dread- * turns towards Nobu picking off popcorn from his hair* Well at least I'm tooting my horn at them and your not so nay nay a boo boo *honks the bullhorn once again and turns back to the girls*
Okaaay ladies you both remember the rules right?

Ludwika and Dee- Rules? ... what rules?

Dread- *bonks head* Were there rules? * scratches head* hmm... the rules were ...ummm

JohnnyPyscho- *speaking though the mic* Donk- Head! It was no bitting,no hair pulling, and no weapons! First girl do that is out! Sheesh...three rules, three measly rules and they forget!

Dread- Aaah! What he said! Okay ladies a one ... a two ... and a three begin!!!
* accidentally honks the bullhorn into Ludwika's ear*

Ludwika-*falls to into the pudding* Aaaah!! ymay ears... I'm eafday!!

DeeLite- *scratches head on what to do* What'd you say?!

One side of the bar- Dee! Pin her! ...Belly her!

DeeLite- *Thinks about it* OH! Yeah! *ponces on top of Ludwika and begins to pound her head into the pudding*

JohnnyPycho- And so it seems our match has begin with DeeLite taking the upper hand right now, while Ludwika completly immersed in the pudding people!

Ludwika- * spews out the fudge pudding from her mouth* Aaaaah!!!! *Grabs onto Dee's top pulling her underneth*

bar patrons- Ludwika, Ludwika!!!

DeeLite- *Pushes Ludwika away and jumps back up*

bar patrons- *complete silence* ...

DeeLite- *notices everyone's quiet and staring at her, then glances down* Aaaye! My tops missing!!!

Nobu- Yeah!! Now this is what I paid to see!!

Ludwika- * puts hand to the ear while holding Dee's top* What? What, I can't hear! I think I have pudding inside my ears!

DeeLite- *tackles Ludwika* Give me my top back!!
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PostWed Jul 23, 2003 12:03 am
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*Is recording the fight from 5 different views using the security system* WHOOHOO! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT ALL OFF!


BASH


Dill: Men.... *sigh*

Dread: *twitch twitch*
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PostWed Jul 23, 2003 6:38 pm
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Slim: you okay dread?

Dread: *More twitching*

Slim: ...*Cure3*

Dread: *Gasp cough wheeze* But I thought I was the only mage.

Slim: You're a black mage, not a white mage. Or I never heard you were a red mage, but that's irrelevent. I'll be the bar medic, seeing as people get hurt a lot.

Dread: *Gets up and walks over to the seccurity cams* Man, this is some good stuff!

Dill: (#\ _ /)

Dread: *Gulp* Just kidding...
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FDD: How are you running the security cameras and being the referee at the same time?

Dread: I dunno.

FDD: And why is Dill's eye twitching with her glaive about to strike the back of your skull?

Dread: Huh?.....*gets glaiverized*

Dill: Maybe now you'll stop ogling the topless pudding girls.

FDD: Well in his defense you really can't see anything I mean she's covered in pudding.

Dill: Yeah and I bet you'd wanna lick it all off don't ya.

FDD: I'm not gonna answer that only because I want to keep my manhood intact.

Dill: Good. Now let's watch the match.

Slim: W00t!!! Hot girl on girl action!

Dill: -_-'''''.......*glaiverizes Slim*.

Dread and Slim:*random twicthing and convulsions*

FDD: So much violence....

Dill: What?! It was entirely necessary.
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*some how manages to crawl to the basement to get JJc up to watch the match, then crawls to the safty of his security room to recover*
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*is glad he's on the opposite side of bar from Dill, continues watching the match*
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*is outside with wildarmsheero for no reason*

G-B: Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Motha Motha Fuck, Motha Motha Fuck, Motha Fuck, Motha Fuck, Noish, Noish, Noish. 1 2, 1 2 3 4, Noish, Noish, Noish.

WAH: Shmokin weed, shmokin whizz, doin' coke, drinkin' b33rs, drinkin' b33rs, b33rs, b33rs. Rollin' Fatties, Shmokin blunts

Together: Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the Blunts!

*walks back in*

G-B: What the hell is happening here?

Nobu: Bitch pudding wrstiling!

G-B: Perv.

*at the pudding side of the bar*

C-P: Fieeannnccee! Is it in your religion for me to Oggle over you?

Dee: Shut Up! Can't you see I'm busy!

J-P: Dear! Your Top's not off yet!

Wika: *raises middle finger*

*walks up to counter*

G-B: Since, dread's busy, please get me a b33r, Mr. T!

*gulps one down*

*is immedeanly hit by all female bathing suits in the ring*

G-B: Wahoo!
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