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::the basement door slowly creaks open, and a shady, unkept figure falls out and to the ground coughing...after a moment of realization, he gradually stands up and looks out with a glare::
"alright, who's the wise guy?"
::chatter stops::
twwk: huh? what are you talking about?
"someone must've thought it funny to lock the basement door and keep me isolated for, oh, THE LAST TWO MONTHS!"
::random cough::
"...i'm waiting..."
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 Thu Oct 14, 2004 3:47 pm |
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*DM looks over at JJc and shrugs.*
Don't look at me, I just got in here. If you want answers, ask one of these guys.
*He waved his arm out at the other patrons in the room.*
And couldn't you have broken out using your sword?
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| Thu Oct 14, 2004 4:01 pm |
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TWWK: hmm...interesting...who could have done that to you, JJ? <looks down on the ground to see a glaive, broken in half>
DM: You don't think...
TWWK: yes...it appears that a certain young British lady wedged her glaive into the door handle, and JJ finally broke through
DM: that's horrible...
TWWK: yes, British girls are mean - they either hit you with steel chairs or lock people in basements... |
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| Fri Oct 15, 2004 10:06 am |
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or lock people in basements chained to steel chairs...
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| Fri Oct 15, 2004 12:11 pm |
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How would the chair being steel help any. Plastic chair might work just as fine. Know what, use steel cable to tie them down to the plastic chairs.
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| Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:24 am |
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It is the rebirth.... IT IS ALIVE... MMMWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!
*Stumbles down the stairs after being locked in the closet by his evil twin 'Dreadknot'*
Dread: Hello? Dill sweetie? ... Hello? ..... Anyone? *walks past a mirror* omg.. I need to shave!... and these cloths are awefully outdated. *runs off to clean himself up*
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FFXI: Heavens Redmage. Level 75
'Oh,' he said.
YES, said Death.
'Not even time to finish my cake?'
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
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| Tue Mar 08, 2005 3:21 am |
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*looks at the new guy*
Who are you? Why are you here?
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| Tue Mar 08, 2005 10:19 am |
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Small foreign man: And what are you doing In my house?
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The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? |
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| Fri Mar 11, 2005 3:25 am |
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SlimJim: What do you mean your house? This is Martin's Bar, complete with arcade, neverending basement, and nanites!
SFM: Wrong, it WAS a bar, I got the deed since no one's been here in six months, and changed it into my house.
Slim: But the nanites woul-
SFM: Reprogrammed
Slim: Didn't the neverending basement give you trouble?
SFM: Ended it
Slim: And the arcade...
SFM: Oh I kept that
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| Fri Mar 11, 2005 10:54 pm |
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*Walks back in to see Slim talking to some SFG*
Dread: hey guys.. 'sup?
Slim: This guy took our bar!
SFG: dat wight! dis ees my house now! go away or I call cops!
Dread: Like hell this is your house. this is MY bar!
SFG: no it not. go away stupid american or I kill you!
Dread: You? kill ME? *twitch*
Slim: Uh huh...looks like dreads been away from FFXI too long
SFG: and I took out you stupid computer in upper room NO MOE GAMES FO YOU! HAHAHAHA
Dread: you... did... WHAT? *twitches*
Slim: ooooooo boy
Dread: \(º.º)/ IEEEEEAAAA!!
Dreadnot -> (Qº.º)==D)x.X)b <-SFG
SFG: AAAAAAAAAA RUN AWAY HE CRAZY! I NO WANT HOUSE!!!!
Slim: holy hell... what was that?
Dread: hmmm... I think I damaged the wall when I thew him against it.. time to remodle!
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FFXI: Heavens Redmage. Level 75
'Oh,' he said.
YES, said Death.
'Not even time to finish my cake?'
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
T. Pratchett - Night Watch* |
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| Sat Mar 12, 2005 1:43 am |
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*Gets out a pen and some paper*
Slim: Okay, since we'er remodeling, any suggestions?
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| Mon Mar 14, 2005 2:51 pm |
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*walks out of the office*
N: What's all the commotion? And where's the small foreign guy?
SJ: Dread ran him off after he found out his comp got tossed.
N: Dread's back? For good?
SJ: I don't know about for good, but yeah, he's back and ready to remodel!
D: Hey, what do you know about that guy that was in here?
N: Well... I leased the place out to him.
Everyone: WHAT?
N: Hey, business was non-existent, ever since Johnny started having to help raise 7 kids and a dozen clone-droids. He drew in the crowds, and wasn't ever here anymore. I had to make ends meet somehow.
Now it looks like I have to track down my lessee and have a "chat" with him about the meaning of the term, "breach of contract".
So if you're back, Dread... you can bring me a beer over at the back booth- I have to make some phone calls...*dials mobile* Moshi-moshi. Genji-san?Yeah, I have a job for you guys...
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| Mon Mar 14, 2005 11:45 pm |
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*Gets to work reprogaming the nanites from scratch*
Slim: Damnit Johnny why'd you have to make these things so hard to work with!
Slim:*Arms covered in nanites*
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| Thu Mar 17, 2005 11:29 pm |
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*climbs out of the hole in the floor* damn, I musta fallen asleep, whats going on?
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| Fri Mar 18, 2005 11:54 pm |
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all the lurkers are crawling out of the woodwork it would seem
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