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a: Nope.
q: Why can't these retarted morons in my English 60 class at least understand the assignment before we have to sit through thir boring-ass presentations?
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 Wed May 05, 2004 10:17 pm |
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A: Because english is very hard for most people....I don't know why.
Q: How come they make cinnamon raisin bagels, but not cinnamon bagels?
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| Wed May 05, 2004 10:52 pm |
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a: The same reason why you can't have Raisin Bran without the raisins. They have to stay true to their name.
q: What's your favorite food? |
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| Wed May 05, 2004 11:42 pm |
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a: they like poisoning people with raisons
q: which one of you left the bloody skull near my house? |
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| Wed May 05, 2004 11:46 pm |
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| 4 minutes too slow. |
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| Wed May 05, 2004 11:55 pm |
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A: Didn't think you'd mind, it was all that was left of Daikun for not following the thread format
Q: How will I do on my exam in the morning?
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| Thu May 06, 2004 12:33 am |
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a: almost garunteed you'll do better than I would
q: will I get my project done on time? |
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| Thu May 06, 2004 1:10 am |
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A: if you're like me then yes, If you're like my girlfriend then no.
Q: Why are neighbors such haters when a band starts up in the neighborhood?
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| Thu May 06, 2004 1:28 am |
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a: cuz they can be, you also should go talk to your direct neighbors and tell them that you WILL be playing and what days you will have the band over.
q: carne asada or carnitas? |
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| Thu May 06, 2004 2:02 am |
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a: Carnitas all the way.
q: Coca-Cola, Mountain Dew, Sprite, Pepsi, 7-Up, Dr. Pepper, Sierra Mist, Barq's, Jones, Surge, Fanta, IBC, Crush, A&W, Dad's, Shasta, or MUG? |
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| Thu May 06, 2004 2:27 am |
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A: I like Jupiña if you've ever heard of it( best soda ever!)
Q: boobs or butt?
peace
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"If I threw a stick would you go away?"-a shirt
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| Thu May 06, 2004 2:38 am |
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A: Boobs cause they jiggle and can be squished ^_^.
Q: Do you ever think we can reach a temperature of Absolute Zero?
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| Thu May 06, 2004 9:29 am |
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A; I don't know. We've tried but since all molecular activity stops at that point, all the machines we make to do so break sometime before.
Q: Ice Cream or Pr0n?(channeling TDA forums...)
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| Thu May 06, 2004 11:13 am |
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| FinalDivineDragoon wrote: |
Q: Do you ever think we can reach a temperature of Absolute Zero? |
Well, create and absolute vacuum, and the temperture in that vacuum is absolute zero, just don't try to measure it due to the heisenberg uncertainty principal
A: Ice cream
Q: But isn't pr0n with ice cream even better?
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| Thu May 06, 2004 11:36 am |
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A: Yes but it gets too damn sticky, and melts to fast.
Q:What's the longest word in the English dictionary? |
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