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*wakes up, takes TLW, leaves on a motorcycle*
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"I hope you haven't become too attached to your head, because in about two seconds it will be festively decorating that back wall." |
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 Wed Dec 04, 2002 4:41 pm |
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| {Takes away TLW in dramatic chase scene, leaves in Aston Martin} |
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| Wed Dec 04, 2002 4:46 pm |
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*Aston Martin suddenly blows up, takes TLW, walks away*
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"I hope you haven't become too attached to your head, because in about two seconds it will be festively decorating that back wall." |
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| Wed Dec 04, 2002 4:55 pm |
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| *Shoves Dragon Master into a pit and walks away calmly with TLW* |
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| Wed Dec 04, 2002 7:50 pm |
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*A whistling sound is heard overhead, as a F-22 drops Slim like a bomb onto Dee-lite from over a mile up. Slim pile drives Dee-Lite at such a force that she won't be doing anything for a while, and then emerges unscathed from the crater grasping TLW. Everyone stares in awe mouths open while Slim walks away.*
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*Floats by on a cloud* |
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| Wed Dec 04, 2002 7:57 pm |
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*uses metal bat to break SJ's skull, takes TLW, leaves*
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"I hope you haven't become too attached to your head, because in about two seconds it will be festively decorating that back wall." |
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| Wed Dec 04, 2002 8:46 pm |
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*Uses a crowbar and bashes DM's brains out* ::takes the LW and hides in the sewers::
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FFXI: Heavens Redmage. Level 75
'Oh,' he said.
YES, said Death.
'Not even time to finish my cake?'
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
T. Pratchett - Night Watch* |
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| Wed Dec 04, 2002 10:41 pm |
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*Releases some mutant alligators into the sewers.*
"Go my minions, have a little snack." |
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| Wed Dec 04, 2002 10:49 pm |
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*7 hours later*
Dread: *sitting by a camp fire* MMMMMmmm this gator tail is GOOD!
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FFXI: Heavens Redmage. Level 75
'Oh,' he said.
YES, said Death.
'Not even time to finish my cake?'
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
T. Pratchett - Night Watch* |
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| Wed Dec 04, 2002 10:55 pm |
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*From 400 yards away Beefy does a Happy Gilmore golf swing and sends a can of hydrogen into Dread's campfire. The resulting explosion gives Dread a concussion.*
Swipe! |
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| Wed Dec 04, 2002 11:04 pm |
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*From 400 yards away Dread does what he does best*
Dread:*Ajusts scope* *quites breathing* .... ..... ... ...... .. .... .. ....
BANG.
Beefy: OMG YOU SHOT ME! YOU SHOT ME IN THE ARM! ARRRG!!!
*escortes TLW into the jungle*
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FFXI: Heavens Redmage. Level 75
'Oh,' he said.
YES, said Death.
'Not even time to finish my cake?'
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
T. Pratchett - Night Watch* |
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| Thu Dec 05, 2002 2:21 am |
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| {has Bob Barker beat up Dread, takes LW} |
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| Thu Dec 05, 2002 1:10 pm |
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*stabs Beat with an icicle, takes TLW, skis away*
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"I hope you haven't become too attached to your head, because in about two seconds it will be festively decorating that back wall." |
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| Thu Dec 05, 2002 5:40 pm |
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*Snowplows DM back unto a ditch and makes off with TLW*
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Tan simple y tan sencillo como eso, el mundo apesta! -inguesu |
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| Sat Dec 07, 2002 2:15 am |
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*Does exactly what he did to Deelite...only this time to Ludwika*
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*Floats by on a cloud* |
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| Sat Dec 07, 2002 12:51 pm |
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