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A: Not gonna happen.
Q: Why are you people promising punishment that will never be done?
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 Mon Jan 10, 2005 11:43 am |
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A: Nothing was ever promised
Q: Are you afraid of the dark?
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| Mon Jan 10, 2005 12:16 pm |
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A: No. It's nothing to be afraid of.
Q: Are you afraid of the dark mister?
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| Mon Jan 10, 2005 1:28 pm |
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A: I dunno,
Q: Who is dark mister?
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| Mon Jan 10, 2005 3:11 pm |
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A: A guy who has a mister (spray bottle? ) who happens to wear dark clothing, thus the name. Like a ninja, except not, because ninjas are awesome, and this "dark mister" clearly isn't.
Q: What is the true identity of "dark mister"?
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Ice cream has this erotic sense to it- kinda like the one choclate and strawberries have.
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| Mon Jan 10, 2005 7:34 pm |
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A: Not sure, but maybe...
Q: Do you think King Spanky? he did say he liked water works
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The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? |
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| Mon Jan 10, 2005 8:58 pm |
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A: I believe so. That was exactly what I was going to say, too.
Q: So, should we start calling him 'The Dark Mister' from now on?
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| Tue Jan 11, 2005 1:27 am |
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A: I think so, have you seen his van?
Q: how long till he notices ^_^?
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The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? |
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| Tue Jan 11, 2005 2:50 am |
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A: By tomorrow morning, when he checks this site, even though he should be in class. Then of course, the wrath of the Dark Mister shall be upon us. Hide the children. Lock the doors.
Q: Who's going to sacrifice the goat?
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Ice cream has this erotic sense to it- kinda like the one choclate and strawberries have.
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| Tue Jan 11, 2005 3:49 am |
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A: No one. Goats are boring.
Q: Can you feel the love tonight?
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| Tue Jan 11, 2005 12:25 pm |
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A: Yeah I can. I feel it everywhere.
Q: Why do you ask?
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| Tue Jan 11, 2005 1:03 pm |
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A: Because sometimes the love is hard to feel.
Q: Which of the mods deleted the Dogbert vs. Pepito thread?
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| Tue Jan 11, 2005 11:14 pm |
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A: Someone deleted it? Ah, I wanted his IP.
Q: Does anyone have that guys IP? |
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| Tue Jan 11, 2005 11:50 pm |
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A: This is why you'll never be a mod.
Q: Any chance in hell that I'll find my g/f's lost ring?
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| Wed Jan 12, 2005 2:20 am |
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A: No, because some corrupt king picked it up, then was killed, and the ring was lost. Then it got picked up by a guy who got killed by another guy who wanted it. Then a short dude picked it up in a cave, and so on. And you probably should watch out, because if her ring is the ring we're talking about, she's probably pretty scary.
Q: Who will get the ring first, and cause Bono much pain, but save the world in the process?
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