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| Cool. I really hope this essay I'm working on is shorter than it looks. |
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 Sat Nov 23, 2002 4:58 pm |
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*drinks a White Russian*
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"The principles you live by create the world you live in; if you change the principles you live by, you will change your world." -Blaine Lee
"I plan to live forever. So far so good." -Steven Wright |
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| Sun Nov 24, 2002 1:55 pm |
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*spits out White Russian in surprise*
  I'm a member now! Yippee!! And it only took me ten days to do it, too!
*orders a Black Russian*
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"The principles you live by create the world you live in; if you change the principles you live by, you will change your world." -Blaine Lee
"I plan to live forever. So far so good." -Steven Wright |
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| Sun Nov 24, 2002 4:07 pm |
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Where's Dread? He hasn't been here for half a week. *jumps over the counter and starts getting free b33r* Anyone else want any?
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"I hope you haven't become too attached to your head, because in about two seconds it will be festively decorating that back wall." |
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| Sun Nov 24, 2002 10:40 pm |
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Mr. T: I pity the foo who jump over the bar for free beer.
*TGM gets thrown several hundreds of feet away*
TGM: Where am I*crawls out of dumpster*great now I gotta get through a gang riot.
FDD: Some people never learn.
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| Sun Nov 24, 2002 11:00 pm |
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*sneaks past Mr. T and gets behind the bar*How about if I serve as temperary bar tender?*serves JP a black russian*
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"I hope you haven't become too attached to your head, because in about two seconds it will be festively decorating that back wall." |
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| Mon Nov 25, 2002 7:45 am |
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yes dread needs a trainee to take his place when he is not here. he tends to not be here a lot.
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| Mon Nov 25, 2002 10:37 am |
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| The_Dragon_Master wrote: |
| *sneaks past Mr. T and gets behind the bar*How about if I serve as temperary bar tender?*serves JP a black russian* |
<Mr. T tosses TDM out of the bar again>
uhh, I don't think you get to choose who the temporary barkeep is - this has been discussed before, and Dread was even hesitant to make CP (I think) the official cook; for now, we'll just have to wait without b33r...not that most of you drink beer anyway |
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| Mon Nov 25, 2002 11:13 am |
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*Mounts his AWP(sniper rifle) on a table and lines up some bottles to shoot*
Mr.T: No shooting in the bar f00!*Bullet goes right through his hair*...on second thought, the f00 can keep shooting.
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*Floats by on a cloud* |
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| Mon Nov 25, 2002 11:17 am |
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<The Real Mr. T comes in>
Mr. T: foo, gimme that gun
Slim: uhh...is that other Mr. T a clone?
Mr. T: yeah, he works the morning shift...do you really think the real Mr. T would be scared of your little gun?
<Slim starts shooting at Mr. T, and the bullets bounce off of him>
Mr. T: I'm Mr. T foo! <throws Slim outta the bar> |
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| Mon Nov 25, 2002 11:21 am |
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*sneaks back into bar* Cool, a free sniper rifle!*picks up Slim's sniper rifle*
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"I hope you haven't become too attached to your head, because in about two seconds it will be festively decorating that back wall." |
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| Mon Nov 25, 2002 12:06 pm |
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* gets a headshot on DM with an AK from behind then presses g*
hmm... I guess he'll have to wait for his next respawn to try again... and he just picked up the AWP too ^_^
*summons root b33r*
Who needs a bartender when you happen to be a summoner?
Oh and I remember the origional mecha battle. It was the best, and only one person had each mech. Martin had the Epyon, a blue one in fact... its so lame now though....
And what was with Yamcha sneezing?
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The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? |
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| Mon Nov 25, 2002 12:11 pm |
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*walks into bar*
DM: What was that for?!?!
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| Mon Nov 25, 2002 12:44 pm |
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AWP is the lamer's gun... besides that, I didn't think guns were really allowed in the bar that much...
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The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? |
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| Mon Nov 25, 2002 12:47 pm |
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It was a sniper rifle, not a AWP!
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"I hope you haven't become too attached to your head, because in about two seconds it will be festively decorating that back wall." |
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