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*walks into condos, looks at elevator*
DM: WHAT!!! It's broken?!?!
maintence guy: Yea it'll be awhile before it's fixed.
DM:  Guess I'll have to take the stairs.
-2 hours later-
DM: *out of breath* I *gasp* finally *wheeze* made it. *catches breath*
elevator:*ding**opens*
maintence guy: Good news, it's fixed.
DM: 
-meanwhile on the street-
random person1: Wow, that's a big building.
random person2: It's amazing how fast they built it.
rp1: Hey, what's that up there?
rp2: I don't know, maybe somebody dropped something?
rp1: It looks like a person. Wait, it is a person!!
rp2: Holy sh!t!! Move!!
*maintence guy's body slams into the ground where they were standing*
-back upstairs-
DM:*staring at broken window, thinking up an excuse* I got it! *calls the front desk* Hello. Can you send someone to fix my window? What happened? Ok, a big bird crashed into it and it broke. So you'll send someone? Thanks.*hangs up**plops down on couch and starts watching T.V*
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 Sun Nov 10, 2002 10:15 pm |
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Ah, Martin's Bar. The place where you can whine about your bitch. Just don't bitch about our wine.
(I thought of that myselft  ) |
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| Sun Nov 10, 2002 10:40 pm |
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-_- har.. har.. har
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FFXI: Heavens Redmage. Level 75
'Oh,' he said.
YES, said Death.
'Not even time to finish my cake?'
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
T. Pratchett - Night Watch* |
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| Sun Nov 10, 2002 10:42 pm |
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*Dodges tomatoes*
 I'm leaving.
 Tough crowd |
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| Sun Nov 10, 2002 10:46 pm |
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A few little bugs and what-not, they might be ironed out soon (I hope).
I have the same weird-ass problem.
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| Sun Nov 10, 2002 10:52 pm |
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*Goes back and starts cooking all those orders he missed.
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FFXI: Heavens Redmage. Level 75
'Oh,' he said.
YES, said Death.
'Not even time to finish my cake?'
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
T. Pratchett - Night Watch* |
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| Sun Nov 10, 2002 10:52 pm |
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| I couldn't help taking a peek at the place, the word "bar" was streaming off the board...so, is there drinks or is there only one bartender? |
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| Sun Nov 10, 2002 11:14 pm |
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Well, there used to be 2 bar tenders, but the other one hasn't been around in months.. so Its just Me and Mr.T. I think I will install some fridges on the outside, that way ya'll don't have ta pester me  Friday is Kareokee Day!
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FFXI: Heavens Redmage. Level 75
'Oh,' he said.
YES, said Death.
'Not even time to finish my cake?'
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
T. Pratchett - Night Watch* |
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| Sun Nov 10, 2002 11:18 pm |
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Well thanks Dread- You've done the same thing to me. Yours is the last I can see.
Oh yeah... DM? The 61st IS second from the top. You're on something like the 15th floor. 
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Ice cream has this erotic sense to it- kinda like the one choclate and strawberries have.
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| Mon Nov 11, 2002 2:08 am |
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looks like i fixed it huh?
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| Mon Nov 11, 2002 2:23 am |
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*A chunk of thread falls onto a neighboring site*
I think it's broken again. Did you forget the duct tape and cheese wedge again?
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Ice cream has this erotic sense to it- kinda like the one choclate and strawberries have.
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| Mon Nov 11, 2002 2:25 am |
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It did not break again!
and i can cover the grill dread, I'm wendy's trained. And we cook real burgers.
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| Mon Nov 11, 2002 2:32 am |
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I'm having the same problems as TWWK and Dread: I can't see whole pages sometimes, and last night I replied to Greer's post about the condo and the fish, but I couldn't see my reply or any of the other posts following that. Its happened in a few other threads too.
*Goes to move back into her 61st floor penthouse*
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| Mon Nov 11, 2002 7:20 am |
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*takes elevator to 60th floor and moves in*
DM: Now where did I put those balloons? There they are!
*fills balloons up with water**opens window, starts throwing water balloons out of window*
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| Mon Nov 11, 2002 8:40 am |
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I'm too lazy to read the last 3 pages of this topic. Someone pass me a Duff and fill me in.
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