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A: The Old men
Q: Which do you prefer, Blood, pee, or blood pee.
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 Thu Sep 30, 2004 5:03 pm |
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A: Blood. It has more iron.
Q: Are there really more than three flavors of Mountain Dew?
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| Thu Sep 30, 2004 6:43 pm |
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A: I've heard of at least 4, but there might be 5-6.
Q: THX or SDDS (Sony Dynamic Digital Sound)?
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| Thu Sep 30, 2004 8:01 pm |
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a: I'm partial to THX personally
q: brak for president? |
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| Fri Oct 01, 2004 6:10 am |
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A: you know... the presidential intelligence level would stay the same...
(Mount dew flavors Regular, Code Red, Live Wire, Pitch Black, Baja Blast)
Q: Zorak for President?
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| Fri Oct 01, 2004 10:59 am |
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A: You know... the presidential evil level would stay the same...
Q: Space Gosth for President?
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| Fri Oct 01, 2004 12:35 pm |
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A) No way.
Q) Don't we all know that Pen Pen is the only candidate for President?
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| Fri Oct 01, 2004 1:27 pm |
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A: But he's not thirty-five, and he's wasn't born in the US.
Q: Or is he?
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| Fri Oct 01, 2004 1:50 pm |
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a: no
q: which arm do you sin against the catholic church with the most? |
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| Fri Oct 01, 2004 4:45 pm |
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A: The left, I'd say.
Q: Is every sperm sacred?
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| Sat Oct 02, 2004 10:01 pm |
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A. Only if your Catholic.
Q. Should I go down to the market and ask for a "Condom" or a "French Tickler" being the protestent man I am, instead of those catholics that everytime they have sex, need to have a baby?
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| Sun Oct 03, 2004 12:47 am |
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a: just remember to ask yourself "wwmtd?"
q: what would mike tyson do? |
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| Sun Oct 03, 2004 5:34 am |
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A: No protection at all!
Q: How 'bout them WMDs?
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| Sun Oct 03, 2004 4:56 pm |
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A: They're everywhere. We need to engage in the mass castration of millions to wipe 'em out. Only problem is finding the right ones... Though there's supposedly these "nuclear" weapons everyone's calling WMDs lately...
Q: How do we find them?
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Ice cream has this erotic sense to it- kinda like the one choclate and strawberries have.
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| Sun Oct 03, 2004 8:02 pm |
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A: Find a president who isn't bought and paid for by Arab oil interests.
Q: Any suggestions?
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