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Pepito Launches Campaign
With 19 hours left in the presidential campaign, Pepito has launched his campaign for what he calls the position of "Supreme Ultimate World Dictator".
Early polls indicate that every state is Too Close to Call.
You can view Pepito's statement and his 3 Easy Steps for voting here.
Oddly enough, the voting begins for him at 7:01pm today.
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Posted by TylerL on Tuesday, November 02 @ 05:42:42 EST (7242 reads)
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Pepito's Message Spread Through Dance
Throughout his glorious history Pepito has utilized myriad media to pursue his goals of world domination. Painting and photographs have shown Pepito spreading his message through history and more recently he has taken to the internet and late night television. In order to make sure everyone sees his vision however, Pepito has begun recruitment of the nation's youth, through dance.
For more on the further reach of Pepito's propaganda, click "Read More"
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Posted by meteo on Thursday, December 11 @ 03:32:18 EST (8515 reads)
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On Monday October 27th at Approximately 5:12am GMT...
HISTORY
WAS MADEOne of Pepito's minions infiltrated Williams Street headquarters and spread the message of Pepito to billions of onlookers.
This
is the first of many "big breaks" in Pepito's drive towards World Domination.
Continue to do Pepito's bidding and
you'll be rewarded handsomely.Pepito's website is back online.Take in all the propaganda.
Show your friends. Show your enemies. Show the current world leaders. Clear the way for Emperor Pepito!
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Posted by tylerl on Sunday, October 26 @ 22:34:55 EST (6953 reads)
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Pepito's Army Infiltrates MIT!
The wrath of Pepito is felt far and wide.
On Wednesday, the great minds of MIT were no match for the obscenely excessive forces of Pepito's lawn gnome army.
They have taken a Linux cluster as their main base of communications and are currently raiding dorms for beer, pizza and anime.
On the linked page, you can see Pepito's pawns on spooky-gaze watch duty, interfacing with the seized computer equipment, and partaking in some R&R.
http://hacks.mit.edu/Hacks/by_year/2003/gnomes/
GNome Oak Military Ensemble banners have been raised everywhere, and all Gnome Exterminator businesses have been razed.
This is yet another victory in a long, expected line of triumphs of Pepito.
As always, if you want to survive a surely upcoming invasion, be sure to pledge your loyalty to Pepito every day. Save yourself. Tell others.
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Posted by tylerl on Friday, April 25 @ 23:34:15 EDT (2326 reads)
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Pepito Domination Force Launches Major Assault at Disney
Dark Horizons reports Disney has another animated film in development, titled Gnomeo and Juliet. The adaptation of the classic Shakespeare tragedy will be told using lawn gnomes. In addition it seems the PDF has infiltrated British high society as Dame Judi Dench and Kate Winslet will provide voices while Sir Elton John and Sir Tim Rice will score the blatant Pepito propaganda. For more information check out the story at Dark Horizons and for more information on the PDF, pledge your loyalty to Pepito.
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Posted by Meteo on Tuesday, March 25 @ 14:47:33 EST (7166 reads)
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