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Post subject: Martin's Bar
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Man in black coat: So.. this is where you want the bar?
Mage: Yes.
Black coat dude: Ok, Charlie bring it in
Mage: OOoooo a Chopper! can I waive it in?
Coat black dude: Sure kid, what can happen eh?
Mage: *starts waiving his arms*
*bzzzzzzz*
Mage: damn bug *starts swating at the bug*
KABOOM
Black coat in man: OMG YOU CRASHED THE CHOPPER!
Mage: um.. well.. at least its in the spot that the old bar was in...
Dude black coat: My chopper.....
Mage: Ok, *walks behind the bar and plugs a cord into an outlet* WE HAVE POWER! *trips on the cord and the power goes out* oww... *20 mins later* Ahh, my bar.. Its good to be home. *Turns on a light*
Dread: Yep.. better start brewing the beer and ordering the hard stuff.
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FFXI: Heavens Redmage. Level 75
'Oh,' he said.
YES, said Death.
'Not even time to finish my cake?'
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
T. Pratchett - Night Watch* |
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 Thu Nov 07, 2002 12:05 pm |
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::runs into the bar and sees his musical equipment where he left it::
"now that's what i'm talking about!"
::goes over and starts plugging random things in::
"...ah, to be home again..."
::dread coughs::
"oh, uh, hi..."
::goes back to tuning his guitar:: |
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| Thu Nov 07, 2002 12:16 pm |
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this place always changed to fast for me
but its nice this spinoff thread is back
Mr T: Pity da foo who don't visit the bar
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| Thu Nov 07, 2002 12:20 pm |
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Dread: "yeah.. ok, yeah.. uh-huh.. yep.. soon.. that all? ok.. bye"
JJc/doug: who was that?
Dread: I just orderd a new pool table, dart board, and kareeoke.. thing. Now if you'll escuse me, I'm going to go steal a DonkeyKong machine.
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FFXI: Heavens Redmage. Level 75
'Oh,' he said.
YES, said Death.
'Not even time to finish my cake?'
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
T. Pratchett - Night Watch* |
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| Thu Nov 07, 2002 12:29 pm |
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DONKEY KONG!
Doug: just get an N64 and play the DK game from that
Dread: But i could never beat that :-/
Doug: heh, lamer...go buyy your machine, more nostalgia
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The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? |
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| Thu Nov 07, 2002 12:31 pm |
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Hey! Wheres the pool and air hockey table? OMG, wheres the Foosball table!?!?
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| Thu Nov 07, 2002 12:45 pm |
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| Test... |
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| Thu Nov 07, 2002 12:50 pm |
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Well he is testing the mic, i think Zogg is gonna sing 
Ok maybe not
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The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? |
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| Thu Nov 07, 2002 12:51 pm |
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*Starts chanting SING SING SING SING!*
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FFXI: Heavens Redmage. Level 75
'Oh,' he said.
YES, said Death.
'Not even time to finish my cake?'
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
T. Pratchett - Night Watch* |
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| Thu Nov 07, 2002 12:54 pm |
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Still testing...
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My old sig was too long. |
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| Thu Nov 07, 2002 12:54 pm |
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| Testing yet AGAIN. |
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| Thu Nov 07, 2002 12:57 pm |
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when are they gonna start singing? Admin rockpella 
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The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? |
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| Thu Nov 07, 2002 1:22 pm |
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| *walks in* Hey Dread, I'll have a tequila. |
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| Thu Nov 07, 2002 1:35 pm |
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I'll get that order for you Dread
*steps into kitchen and pees ina cup*
Here you go Dragon Master, Drink up
And yes, I am the one who servers your drinks when you go to wendys
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The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? |
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| Thu Nov 07, 2002 1:40 pm |
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*enters bar and sits down*
Wheres the beer!!
*sees doug zipping his pants and giving the drink to The Dragon Master*
o.0 err il get my own drink
*jumps behind the bar and serves self* |
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| Thu Nov 07, 2002 1:45 pm |
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