The NEW Fight thread

JJc14 · **JJc14**

::emerges from the forest to see a palace before him::

gee, i wonder who could be inside...

::grabs his forehead::

"what? what's this?"

::opens his eyes to see twwk's current situation::

...he must be hailing me somehow...

::the vision ends, leaving JJc in thought::

...i don't understand, it's not like he's really trapped down there...is beat falling for a trick as simple as that?

::hears clashing from within the palace::

"well, it doesn't really matter right now...either way, he'll get his..."

::walks toward the palace::
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Beatdiggga · **Beatdiggga**

{The JJ image disappears from TWWK's sight}
TWWK- Great. Now I'm hallucinating. I feel so weak, too. But that means...
{Branding iron is placed on TWWK's chest}
TWWK- OOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
{The Meltandi giggles at TWWK reels in pain}

(Meanwhile)

JJ- Odd. The closer I get to the castle, the weaker I feel. This cannot be good. {Runs foward}

JJc14 · **JJc14**

::JJc slowly approaches the entrance, only to find destro in command of about fifty cobra soldiers::

destro: ...the radar says he should be right over there...

::destro's finger points to JJc's exact location::

...but how?

::the cobra soldiers scatter and begin to cover the ground searching for something::

...something's not right here...

destro: perhaps he needs another reminder...

::destro turns the knob of a handheld device...JJc feels a surge of electricity flow through his body::

"...the hell is this?!"

cobra soldier: FREEZE!

"...ah crap..."

cobra extra: destro sir, we found him!

destro: excellent...have him chained and moved to my chamber...we will discu-

::a cobra soldier flies overhead, crashing rather painfully into a tree::

cobra extra: sir, he's escaped!

destro: i'm surrounded by incompetence! ...it matters not, no matter where he hides, i can find him easily...

::destro lets out the typical "bad-guy laugh" as he continues his search for the samurai::
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Beatdiggga · **Beatdiggga**

{JJ runs in the forest}
Voice- It seems you will need an opponent who can match you blade for blade!
JJ- Firefly! {Raises his sword as Firefly, Slice, Dice, and a handful of ninja lackeys attack JJ}
Firefly- Working for the Joes, fool?
JJ- Freelance.
Firefly- Lah, dee, dah. It does not matter. You will die!
JJ- I feel so weak. What is going on in the palace?

(Meanwhile)

TWWK- My ribs...
Meltandi- Let's see, next, I'll...
TWWK- You mean you'll ______
Meltandi- Oh, what the hell. It's not like you can stop me. {Reaches for a sash on her leather outfit, and slowly begins to remove it}
TWWK- What a weird way to die. Crushed by a 35 foot leather clad alien babe.
Meltandi- Ready?
TWWK- Do it.
{the Meltandi begins to hit TWWK with her whip, after putting her outfit back on}
TWWK- Wait, that's OW! So OW! Wrong OW! It's not OW!
Meltandi- Fair? I did say the tortures would start out family friendly.
TWWK- You call this friendly? OW!

SlimJim · **SlimJim**

?????:*Busts through the wall* Get away from him you scum...

Meltrandi: Like you can stop me...*Whips TWWK again*

TWWK: OW!

?????: You asked for it...*In an instant, he jumps and slices the Meltrandi in two, and then goes to untie TWWK*

TWWK: Hey thanks, whoever you are.

?????: No problem. Slim said to save as many people as I could.

TWWK: Wait a sec...I saw no blade anywhere...that could only mean...

?????: You guessed it....

TWWK: But I thought Slim...

?????: He did.

TWWK: So that must mean he...

?????: That's right.

TWWK: But wouldn't you be killing us right now?

?????: Got tired of the evil biz. Besides, Beat puts me outa the job most of the time. Well, see yah. I'm off to find some other people.

TWWK: I sure hope he stays good...it could mean a whole lot of trouble for us if he turns evil again.
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*Floats by on a cloud*

Beatdiggga · **Beatdiggga**

{Terra walks in}

Terra- Traitor!!!
????- You should have seen it coming.
Terra- Right you are, Dalyiah! {Reaches for a remote} But you are useless as an enemy! {Pushes the button, and Dalyiah explodes}
TWWK- You again.
Terra- She saved you?
TWWK- Yeah.
Terra- Too bad. {Throws TWWK in the toutrue chamber}

counterparadox · **counterparadox**

*CP, who's spirit is linked with the Flame Sword, calls it back to his hand.*

CP: This is laughable. But I'll endulge you.
Beat: *Enraged at the insolence of CP* Really?! *Fires another wave from his Omnisaber, knocking the Flame sword out CP's right hand as he rushes forward towards Beat. Beat watches it. CP Reaches behind him, and unsheathes another sword. Beat is shocked and has absolutely no time to react, for CP is practically on top of him. CP knocks the omnisaber out of Beat's hand, which hits a nearby wall and is encased in a block of ice upon impact. The flame sword flies back to CP as he sheathes it, grabs Beat, and instant transmissions them both to Dread*

Dread: j0?
Beat: What the . . .
CP: Ha! You need to be in contact with the Omnisaber for it to 'absorb moves', (or copy them I should say) and, more importantly, to use the techniques you've squandered. And seeing as how your spirit isn't linked to it like I am to my Flame Sword, well, you can't call it to you, either. Your real problem is arrogance though. You put too much realiance on one weapon, not expecting anything new from me. But I picked up this Ice Sword on my last quest. Nice companion to my Flame Sword and Electric Arms, eh? Oh, and I'll be right back.

*Instant transmisison to TWWK and JJc. Grabs onto them, and warp holes to the throne room.*

TWWK: Whao . . .now that's a head rush . . .
JJc: Ahh, CP, nice to see you.
CP: There's the Omnisaber Beat made out of Tenchiken. I assume Washu has some way to undo what he did. And I suspect you could just call it to you on your own. Once you get it out of that ice block, that is. Have fun. *Teleports back to Beat.*

CP: Now, once and for all, we can do this without any gimmicks or anything. I know you've still got some tricks up your sleave. You always do. Unless you were relying completely on your pitiful army and single weapon, which I highly doubt. Unless the board reset really DID mess you up that is. Seems like I was the ONLY on unnaffected . . .
Dread: Um, what about my training? I thought I was gonna be alone . . .
CP: I'm sure we'll be leaving soon enough, Dreadman.
Dread: 0_o
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SlimJim · **SlimJim**

JJc14 · **JJc14**

"well twwk, what now?"

::the door busts open as destro and a hoard of cobra soldiers pour in::

destro: you will surrender yourself immediately, unless you want another taste of what i can do...

::JJc reaches behind him and clenches something in his fist::

"...you mean this?"

::throws up a microscopic probe and slices it in two, causing a small explosion::

destro: what? men, take him alive!

::cobra soldiers surround JJc::

twwk: need a hand?

"well..."

::sounds of movement can be heard nearby::

"...meltandi? twwk, you know anything about this?"

twwk: well, i, uh...you see...

"nevermind, just deal with them...i'll catch up when i'm done here..."

twwk: but there's like fifty soldiers...you sure-

"they're cobra..."

twwk: right, okay then...

::twwk runs off to his battle while JJc merely smiles at the challenge before him::

"...this should be fun...who's first?"
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GundamFreak · **GundamFreak**

(PG isn't here yet)

GF: Fire! *all the ships are destroyed*

Chipmunks: Squeak!

GF: Now on to Jurai!

Chipmunks: Yeah!

GF: What?

Chipmunks: Er... um.... Squeak!
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JJc14 · **JJc14**

[since i won't be around tomorrow (see sig), i'm gonna close this current arc before it gets too distorted]
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destro: i said charge! surely one of you is worthy of cobra?

::soldiers continue to drop as JJc moves toward destro::

cobra extra: sir, i advise retreat!

destro: i am in charge here, never forget that...

cobra extra: uh...y-yes sir...

destro: now get in there and incapacitate him in the name of cobra!

cobra extra: uh...

::the cobra extra turns to face JJc, only to run after a glance into his eyes::

"...pathetic, beat must be cutting back on his armies as of late..."

destro: an interesting specimen you are...you carry the blade of a samurai, yet in its reversed state, you cannot actually kill anyone...

"...the act of killing is final and cannot be changed...i merely believe the decision to end one's life should not be mine to make..."

destro: one without the ability to kill is destined to be killed...

::destro grips a laser handgun behind his back::

"...like you've ever killed before..."

destro: of course i have...

"you're a villian on g.i. joe...i challenge you to name three people who's lives you've ended..."

destro: well, i, er...well...

::destro pulls out the gun::

destro: you'll be the first!

::destro fires a shot, which is deflected by JJc's masamune and sent back, hitting destro in the hand and causing him to drop his weapon...before being able to react, JJc launches a flurry of punches and sends destro careening into a pillar::

"...god, this is so cheesy...your show's rubbing off on the fight thread destro..."

...i better go see where cp vanished off to...

::JJc walks away, leaving destro and his soldiers lying on the ground in severe pain::
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Gerbera345 · **Gerbera345**

The ATII slams the Meltron through the wall into the Quadelun Rau hangars, the Meltron falls to the ground unconcious and the ATII starts to cleave open the Quadelun Rau suits with it's heat axe
" You'd think beat would have chosen designs with armour that can withstand something above 35mm shells"
The ATII turns and is confronted by a group of cobra soldiers armed with rifles
"Oh come on, have anyone of you guys ever killed anyone, really, have you?"
Cobra Soldier 1: Uh.....no.
"Then leave before I crush you guys under my foot"
The group of Cobrs soldiers run off around the corner and hide fromn the ATII as it resumes cutting open the Quadelun Rau armours
"G.I. Joes cheezyness has affected the thread, the mindless minons used to run blindly with guns blazing at you, now they get confused and run away"
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The_Dragon_Master · **The_Dragon_Master**

*walking through a desert near some pyramids*
DM:*sees an excavation site*
Archeologist 1:What are we supposed to do?
Archeologist 2: If only...
DM:*standing on the edge of the pit* What are you doing?
A1: Get out of here!
DM: Fine*starts to leave*
A2:*sees DM's sword*Wait!
DM: What?
A2: Are you a fighter?
DM: Yeah, why do you want to know?
A2: We need help.
A1: He's not going to help.
DM: What do you need help with?
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Beatdiggga · **Beatdiggga**

Beat- {Omnisaber comes back to his hand} ENOUGH!!! THIS FARCE ENDS NOW!!! {A bright flash of light envelops the whole area, and CP, TWWK, Gerb, and JJ are at a field of grass}

CP- What happened?
Gerb- What happens to the frusturated.
TWWK- Eh?
Gerb- He hit "reset". We're back on Earth. The Omnisaber's doing, since it can create warp holes.
CP- It can revive the dead too, and is permenatly fused to beat. We need to return to Jurai.
TWWK- No. I sense beat, as well as all of us, were weakened seriously by the uber-battle. And that Cobra has been sent back to G.I. Joe.
JJ- thank god.
TWWK- Besised. Washu's a goddess, and can probably make me a new Tenchi-ken. But where's Slim?
JJ- And exaclty why are you branded?
TWWK- Embarassed

Well, the thing about that is...

{Meanwhile}

Slim- Oh, the Omnisaber.
C. Slim- Do something!
Beat- You will do something. Die!! {Flames come out of the Omnisaber and engulf Slim and C. Slim}

counterparadox · **counterparadox**

CP: Weakened? What? TWWK, I think you're still thinking about 34 foot tall chicks. We're not weakened one bit.
TWWK: . . . . yeah. Guess you're right.
CP: But why did Beat call that a farce? And how the hell did he call the Omnisaber to him instantly over thousands of lightyears? I transported us to Mt. Hobbes. On Earth.
Gerb: Shhh, if you don't speak it, it won't be a plot hole, and if it's not a plot hole, it won't undo. We should regroup and-
JJc: Um, if I may interupt.
Gerb: Yeah?
JJc: Regroup my ass. We were winning.
Gerb: You have a point . . .
CP: Ok then. Here's the plan.
Gerb, TWWK, JJc: Yeah?
CP: Here, have these. *All drink Megalixers.* Now, in about 5 seconds, the plot hole will fix itself, and we'll be back to where we just were-

*Plot hole undoes itself, Omnisaber is back on Jurai, encased in a block of ice, beyond Beat's reach, since he's been transported to earth by CP. They are on Mt. Hobbes with Dead. On Earth. Not even CP could summon the Flame Sword instantlyover that distance. Not even with warp holes. The warpholes are rather short-ranged. AS in, limited at most by the confines of the planet they are created on. And since Beat's skill is just a copy of CP's, and he needs the Omnisaber in his hand to use it, it's not possible. Thus, the plot hole.*

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TWWK: *Pimpin' it up with the ladies.*
JJc: *Grabs his ear, pulls him into the room with the Omnisaber, closes door.* Call Washu. Make her split the sword into it's three original components.
TWWK: :::Sigh::: Then can I go back to the ladies?
JJc: Go ahead.

*TWWK calls Washu, she splits the sword, TWWK gets Tenchi-ken back. TWWK goes about his way, and JJc continues out of the palace, destroying the few remaing forces of Beat as he goes.*

~~~~~

Gerb: *In mech, blowing random shit up.*

~~~~~

CP: Now can we fight?

Beat: I. Hate. You.

CP: I KNOW you have tons of stuff up your sleave. It's not like you to rely completely on one ultimate weapon. Even you would have some sure fire way to overcome that weapon if it were ever used against you. I give you a lot more credit than you seem to be giving yourself. So let's fight.

Dread: Um, you're not gonna blow up my mountain, right?
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