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As many have probably heard, Bush has officially declared that we are going to war with Iraq, giving Saddam and his posse two days to get out of Dodge before we invade with our proverbial army of darkness. Following the subsequent rain of hellfire that will inevitably ensue, Saddam Insane will be overthrown and a new government will be put in it's place. The question at this point is, who will take over once king bloat is removed from office? Mobiusfactor takes a peek into the future and a look at the possible Iraqi regimes over the next five years. Keep in mind that these candidates are purely theoretical, and are extrapolated based on my current knowledge of the political machine.
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2003-2003?
Ruler: Homeless Man
When Saddam is initially overthrown, Bush will have a group of randomly chosen people draw straws from a comically large hat filled with mustard. The Homeless man, having a rather bad hangover at the time of the drawing, will win the drawing by shear stupidity. Knowing nothing about politics and being in a rather jovial mood his first day in office, he challenges the ruler of neighboring Iran to a pissing contest, which he will win by a distance of three feet. This angers the ruler of Iran, who feels raped of his manliness, and retaliates by challenging the Homeless Man to a match on celebrity boxing. During the match, Homeless Man is killed by a stray German Shepard who was attracted to the ring by Homeless Man's foul odor.
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2003-2005?
Ruler: German Shepard
After Homeless Man's death, The German Shepard will assume control of Iraq and actually bring a sense of order and prosperity to the once war torn and festering country, and for a time citizens of Iraq will enjoy free chew toys and kibble. The German Shepard will bring a sense of pride to the country, as he sets out on an invasion campaign and urinates on every fire hydrant in the middle east, thus claiming it as his territory. However some of that pride is lost because of an embarrassing situation at a banquet in Beijing, when he is caught sniffing the Chinese premier's ass. But it is a bold move to have every cat deported that will spell the beginning of the end for the German Shepard when a coalition lead by an unnamed cat will attack the Imperial Doghouse and attempt to assassinate the German Shepard. In an epic battle for the history books, the German Shepard chokes to death while attempting to swallow the unnamed cat, who also dies of suffocation.
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2005-2008?
Ruler: Pervis
Originally a qualified politician was chosen as the German Shepard's replacement, but this soon changes as the disgruntled war veteran Pervis, storms into the Iraqi presidential headquarters, smashes a bottle over the new chancellor's face, and throws him under a tank. As his first order of business, he requires all Iraqi citizens to have "FAG" tattooed across their forehead, so that when he does his daily speed walks through Baghdad, he can punch them for being fags. He then declares war on Luxembourg for "Ruing The Map" and officially replaces the country's flag with a picture of a large middle finger.
Eventually Pervis will get tired of ruling Iraq and will sell it to the Fox network for fifty cents and a six pack of Killians, thus marking the end of the country's once checkered past, and opening the door for useless merchandise and reality based television. It's a long and sad road to eventual Armageddon, but as Pervis says "You can never have too much ammo for the pig", whatever that means. _________________ Toonami visual schedule - UPDATED AUGUST 2, 2015
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REJECTED NURSERY RHYMES
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JACK AND JILL
Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill
Forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
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MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.
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LITTLE MISS MUFFET
Sat on a tuffet,
Her clothes all tattered and torn.
It had not been the spider
that crept up beside her
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.
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SIMPLE SIMON
Met a Pieman going to the fair
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pieman unto Simon
"Pies, you dumbass!"
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HUMPTY DUMPTY
Sat on a wall
Humpty dumpty had a great fall
All the kings horses and all the kings men
Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.
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HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE,
The cat did a piddle,
All over the bedside clock,
The little dog laughed to see such fun
When the cat died of electric shock.
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GEORGIE PORGY
Pudding and Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too, 'cause he was gay.
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THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL
who had a little curl!
Right in the middle of her forehead
And when she was good,
She was very very good
But when she was bad
She got a fur coat, jewels, and a sports car.
============================== _________________ "When I became a man, I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up."- C.S. Lewis
"Superman can't be emo. He can't cut himself."-CP
Trunk Monkey _________________ "I hope you haven't become too attached to your head, because in about two seconds it will be festively decorating that back wall."
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