| View previous topic :: View next topic |
| Author |
Message |
|
|
|
 |
|
DM:*cuts open Bower's stomach, runs over to BB*Here, have this.*hands BB a ming vase, runs away*
BB: Umm, thanks?*vase explodes, kills BB*
DM:*runs back, takes TLW, runs away*
_________________
"I hope you haven't become too attached to your head, because in about two seconds it will be festively decorating that back wall." |
|
 Fri Feb 14, 2003 8:08 pm |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
DM: It's mine!!! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!! *The Bull dragon from Reign Of Fire comes out of nowhere and eats DM*
_________________
"Guns don't kill people, they just make it a lot of fun."
Wolf's Rain is cool... |
|
| Sat Feb 15, 2003 6:58 pm |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
*Flies up to the dragon with a HUMONGOUS sword and quickly slices the last word out of the dragon's throat**Flies off mumbling, "My own, my precious...."*
_________________
*Floats by on a cloud* |
|
| Sat Feb 15, 2003 6:59 pm |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
*crawls out of the dragon's throat, pulls out a sheep wearing a cape* Super Sheep, away!*throw SS into the air, SS starts flying, SS collides with Slim and explodes, catches TLW and runs off*
_________________
"I hope you haven't become too attached to your head, because in about two seconds it will be festively decorating that back wall." |
|
| Sat Feb 15, 2003 7:28 pm |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Beefy's got another freeze ray!
*Shoots DM. DM gets turned into a giant ice cube.
Beefy chips off TLW and shoots the frozen DM again making an even bigger ice cube.
Beefy has the DM ice cube FedEXed to the antarctic.*
"Have fun with the penguins."
_________________
"Robots don't say 'ye'."
"I'll show ye!" |
|
| Sat Feb 15, 2003 11:28 pm |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
FedEx guy:*walks up to Beefy, drops DM icecube on Beefy, Beefy gets crushed*Not enough postage.*leaves*
DM:*thaws, takes TLW, runs away*
_________________
"I hope you haven't become too attached to your head, because in about two seconds it will be festively decorating that back wall."
Last edited by The_Dragon_Master on Sun Feb 16, 2003 10:26 am; edited 1 time in total |
|
| Sat Feb 15, 2003 11:33 pm |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"Do you spell my name wrong to insult me or maybe you just can't read?
Either way you will pay."
*Beefy throws a small silver sphere at DM.*
DM: *Catches sphere.* "What's this?"
Beefy: "It's a micro black hole."
*DM gets sucked into the silver sphere.
Beefy puts the sphere into a socket on the freeze ray. TLW gets extracted, leaving DM trapped inside the sphere.
Beefy removes the sphere from the freeze ray and does a Happy Gilmore golf swing that hits the sphere into orbit.*
_________________
"Robots don't say 'ye'."
"I'll show ye!" |
|
| Sat Feb 15, 2003 11:59 pm |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
*Quickly sneaks up behind Beefy nija style and quickly slices the freeze ray in half. Flies off with the last word leaving Beefy mauled in a sequence too horrible to explain*
_________________
*Floats by on a cloud* |
|
| Sun Feb 16, 2003 8:11 pm |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
*Kicks the jibbers out of Slim and walks out with TLW*
_________________
Tan simple y tan sencillo como eso, el mundo apesta! -inguesu |
|
| Tue Feb 18, 2003 1:58 am |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Jibbers?
*Does a spanish dance, and thunder strikes Ludwika*
*Takes TLW*
_________________
If at first you don't seceed, destroy all evidence that you tried. |
|
| Tue Feb 18, 2003 8:44 pm |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
*an old lady starts hitting BB with her cane and yelling a lot*
BB: Ow! Why are you hitting me?!
*old lady explodes and kills BB*
DM:*drives by on a motercycle and takes TLW, drives off*
_________________
"I hope you haven't become too attached to your head, because in about two seconds it will be festively decorating that back wall." |
|
| Tue Feb 18, 2003 9:01 pm |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
*DM is being chased by something* Huh? WHAT THE!?!?!?
Random person: LAND SHARK!
*DM is eaten*
Slim: *Pulls TLW out of the shark, and then flies off to space*
_________________
*Floats by on a cloud* |
|
| Wed Feb 26, 2003 8:58 pm |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
*Slim gets blasted by UFO, UFO beams TLW on ship and heads to home planet*
_________________
"I hope you haven't become too attached to your head, because in about two seconds it will be festively decorating that back wall." |
|
| Wed Feb 26, 2003 10:05 pm |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
*Goku eats TLW*
_________________
"Guns don't kill people, they just make it a lot of fun."
Wolf's Rain is cool... |
|
| Mon Mar 03, 2003 11:05 pm |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
*goku explodes*
DM:*catches TLW, drives off in Batmoble*
_________________
"I hope you haven't become too attached to your head, because in about two seconds it will be festively decorating that back wall." |
|
| Tue Mar 04, 2003 9:47 am |
|
|
|
