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This conversation took place today. *sigh* SOMEONE needs to go write in their MySpace.

finaldragoon77: hello
LittleLovelyGirl: hey
finaldragoon77: how are you?
LittleLovelyGirl: ok
LittleLovelyGirl: you?
finaldragoon77: my feet are cold
finaldragoon77: i'm hungry
finaldragoon77: and my ass hurts
LittleLovelyGirl: well, you should put on socks, get something to eat, and go for a walk.
finaldragoon77: walking doesn't help hemerrhoids
LittleLovelyGirl: need I bother with the TMI?
finaldragoon77: meh
finaldragoon77: i don't care
finaldragoon77: i'm not in a good mood
finaldragoon77: i'm never in a good mood
LittleLovelyGirl: I hadn't noticed.
finaldragoon77: yeah
finaldragoon77: it's takes something close to a miracle to make me happy
finaldragoon77: you know?
finaldragoon77: of course you don't
finaldragoon77: you're happy on a daily basis
finaldragoon77: what with friends, family, employment, education
finaldragoon77: all those things worked out for you
LittleLovelyGirl: because I took initiative.
LittleLovelyGirl: and actually, I'm not as happy as i could be
finaldragoon77: but still you're happy
finaldragoon77: and have someone to be with
LittleLovelyGirl: yes, and you could be too if you felt like it.
LittleLovelyGirl: You have to actually get out and do something about your problems. they won't fix themselves, and being in front of a computer screen won't fix them either.
finaldragoon77: you think i haven't tried?
finaldragoon77: i'm depressed because i keep failing
LittleLovelyGirl: There is a saying that goes, "If at first you don't don't succeed, try, try again."
finaldragoon77: oh bull
LittleLovelyGirl: how do you think I got what i have??
finaldragoon77: that just leads people up to multiple failures
LittleLovelyGirl: And if you get just one success at what you want, it's worth it, isn't it??
LittleLovelyGirl: YOU are the ONLY one holding you back. If you want anything, you have to keep trying.
finaldragoon77: failing 100 times in the process kinda defeats the effort
LittleLovelyGirl: No.
LittleLovelyGirl: So what you're essentially saying is that you don't think the goals that you most value are worth the effort?
LittleLovelyGirl: hello?
finaldragoon77: enough failures make it turn into wasted energy
LittleLovelyGirl: only if you let it.
finaldragoon77: how much longer am i going to have to wait?
finaldragoon77: how many more classifieds am i going to have to read with job i am qualified for?
finaldragoon77: how many more times am i going to go to a job interview only to get rejected
LittleLovelyGirl: As long as you refuse to actively take initiative and actually leave your house to put in applications.
finaldragoon77: I WENT AND FILLED OUT AN APPLICATION YESTERDAY
finaldragoon77: YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE
LittleLovelyGirl: THEN QUIT BITCHING!
LittleLovelyGirl: MOST COMPANIES THAT PUT ADS IN THE PAPER DON'T ACTUALLY NEED ANYONE!
LittleLovelyGirl: THOSE POSITIONS GET FILLED FIRST!
LittleLovelyGirl: AND IF YOU WANT A JOB SO BADLY, GET ONE IN A FAST-FOOD RESTURANT!
LittleLovelyGirl: THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
finaldragoon77: and that's more than me
finaldragoon77: which is pathetic
LittleLovelyGirl: THEN FIX IT.
finaldragoon77: have you finished college?
LittleLovelyGirl: no. and I probably won't.
finaldragoon77: see?
LittleLovelyGirl: I can't afford it.
finaldragoon77: you got a job while in college
LittleLovelyGirl: I have to actually get a different job soon so I have health insurance.
finaldragoon77: took my 3 years to get an associate's, and here i am 5 months later still unemployed
LittleLovelyGirl: oh for fuck's sake! GET A JOB AT A FAST FOOD PLACE!
LittleLovelyGirl: Start SMALL
finaldragoon77: but working is catch 22
finaldragoon77: you need job experience to get a job
LittleLovelyGirl: NO! NOT AT A FAST FOOD PLACE!
finaldragoon77: you need a job to get job experience
LittleLovelyGirl: THEY TRAIN YOU!!!!
finaldragoon77: i bet even they wouldn't hire me
finaldragoon77: since i have a degree and are overqualified
LittleLovelyGirl: You won't even try!
LittleLovelyGirl: Explain your situation!
LittleLovelyGirl: Most managers, to peoples' surprise, aren't assholes
LittleLovelyGirl: and the work will be hard, and the pay will be crap,
LittleLovelyGirl: but it will be a job and if you want it, you can take it.
finaldragoon77: I DID NOT GO TO COLLEGE FOR 3 YEARS TO FLIP BURGERS
LittleLovelyGirl: THAT'S ABOUT ALL AN ASSOCIATE'S DEGREE QUAILIFIES YOU FOR!
finaldragoon77: then what was the point?
LittleLovelyGirl: to better yourself?? How the hell should I know what you went to college for?
LittleLovelyGirl: My point is if you want a job so badly, take whatever the fuck you can get. Your attitude is one of the reasons illegal immagrants come to America because of. Because you think you're too good to flip burgers, or mop floors, or clean bathrooms. Well guess what? TOO FUCKING BAD. EVERYONE'S FIRST JOB SUCKS HAIRY MONKEY BALLS UNLESS YOU HAVE RICH CONNECTIONS!
LittleLovelyGirl: You don't have a job- not because you "CAN'T" get one- but because you WON'T.
finaldragoon77: you're telling me that an associate's of applied sciences in computer programming should just say "welcome to mcdonalds, how may i take your order." ?
LittleLovelyGirl: Yes, sir. If that is all you can get right now, then yes. Take it.
finaldragoon77: that's bullshit
finaldragoon77: that's why our country is fucked up
LittleLovelyGirl: Well then you obviously don't want a job badly enough
LittleLovelyGirl: I Jose will get that job after all.
LittleLovelyGirl: *i guess
finaldragoon77: so be it
finaldragoon77: because an illegal immigrant is more qualified than i am to flip burgers
finaldragoon77: cause running through the desert really works those muscles
LittleLovelyGirl: fine then, but don't be a whiney ass, jealous little bitch because I'm happier than you.
finaldragoon77: i'm just fucking tired of everyone complaining about their job
finaldragoon77: AT LEAST YOU HAVE A JOB NOW STFU
finaldragoon77: i don't even have the right to complain about a job
finaldragoon77: hell
finaldragoon77: for the most part i don't even have the right to complain
LittleLovelyGirl: Bingo. You lost your right when you complained about a perfectly legitimate job that could have got you started.
LittleLovelyGirl: So, frankly, stfu.


(*Note- at this point it seems he proceeded to bang his head on the keyboard)


finaldragoon77: seriously
finaldragoon77: i can't win
finaldragoon77: what the fuck is wrong with all of you?
finaldragoon77: why do you have to fucking do this to me?
finaldragoon77: every second of every day i am forced to be the loser in one way or another
LittleLovelyGirl: I'm doing anything to you but point out the falicies in your logic.
finaldragoon77: ARGH
finaldragoon77: WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY MY LOGIC MAKES NO SENSE
LittleLovelyGirl: Because it doesn't?
finaldragoon77: that's all people say
finaldragoon77: it doesn't
finaldragoon77: no one bothers to go into detail about WHY i'm wrong
LittleLovelyGirl: Then maybe you should listen to them
finaldragoon77: they just say i'm wrong and think i'll shut up
LittleLovelyGirl: Because you're passing up a perfectly good opperatunity to make money when it's abundantly obvious that you can't get a job in the field you studied for.
finaldragoon77: i don't even care about the field i studied for anymore
LittleLovelyGirl: and since you obviously lack the initiative to look out of town, or even state, it makes no sense to pass up jobs you can get
LittleLovelyGirl: then why do you care so much if you flip burgers or not?
finaldragoon77: 90% of the job applications i submit are for places in OTHER TOWNS
LittleLovelyGirl: sounds to me like you're just lazy
finaldragoon77: i'm not lazy
finaldragoon77: just jaded
LittleLovelyGirl: You wish.
finaldragoon77: oh don't even start with your rendition/speil about how your life growing up was worse than mine
finaldragoon77: i know a shitton of people are more fucked up than me
LittleLovelyGirl: Wtf? This isn't about me, this about how you won't admit you're being a stuck-up snobb who's too good to take a job you can get especially when you need the money
finaldragoon77: you think people have told me "oh we'd love you to work for us." and i flat out turned my head and walked away?
finaldragoon77: are you crazy?
LittleLovelyGirl: Have you applied at a fast food resturant?
finaldragoon77: i don't want to
LittleLovelyGirl: There you go.
finaldragoon77: because i grew up thinking college was supposed to get you somewhere in life jobwise
finaldragoon77: people like to lie to me
LittleLovelyGirl: Not their fault that more people go to college now and get associates. Nowadays, not only are associates worth less than a gnat's carcass, but their's no job market in computer science anymore either.
LittleLovelyGirl: *there's
finaldragoon77: did i say computer science? no, i said computer programming, but it doesn't matter since all computer jobs are outsourced to india so no worry about illegal immigrants taking those jobs!
LittleLovelyGirl: At least, not unless you have a bachelor's or master's degree.
LittleLovelyGirl: Computer programming? Oh, yeah. You're doublely screwed.
finaldragoon77: gee thanks
LittleLovelyGirl: ^_^ you're welcome
finaldragoon77: fine
finaldragoon77: i'll go spite you
finaldragoon77: i will go get jobs at 3 fast food places
LittleLovelyGirl: ^_^ how will that spite me?
finaldragoon77: no sleep, no home, just 3 minimum wage paychecks
finaldragoon77: i will sacrifice my humanity for the all-powerful dollar
LittleLovelyGirl: less time to think about how bad your life sucks.
LittleLovelyGirl: And more money in your pocket.
finaldragoon77: my applications have ranged from cafeteria worker(of which i volunteered in high school for 4 YEARS)
finaldragoon77: to tech in a computer repair shop(for which my degree says i could get a job in
LittleLovelyGirl: there ya go. You can use that on your resume
finaldragoon77: BUT THEY STILL SAID NO
LittleLovelyGirl: *Shrug*
LittleLovelyGirl: try, try again
finaldragoon77: how does 4 years of volunteer work still not enough?
finaldragoon77: i have averaged at least 1 application every week
finaldragoon77: because that's all i can manage to qualify for
finaldragoon77: you want to know what the real problem is?
LittleLovelyGirl: Ohhh... DO enlighten me.
finaldragoon77: 90% of the job market here is drivers, construction, or electrician
LittleLovelyGirl: then get a liscence. How old are you again?
finaldragoon77: 21
LittleLovelyGirl: get. your. license.
finaldragoon77: no i mean CDL
finaldragoon77: truck drivers
LittleLovelyGirl: *shrug*
LittleLovelyGirl: then get a job in construction. or something
LittleLovelyGirl: you can find something to do.
finaldragoon77: i'm 5'11" 150 pounds and not 1 of it is muscle
LittleLovelyGirl: I could crush you.
LittleLovelyGirl: Anyway, got any arcades in town?
LittleLovelyGirl: apply there too.
finaldragoon77: they all close down
LittleLovelyGirl: law offices?
finaldragoon77: no open positions
LittleLovelyGirl: be a receptionist or a
go-for"
finaldragoon77: all of those require past receptionist experience
finaldragoon77: i hate to be sounding like nothing but excuses
finaldragoon77: but i'm just trying to give you my situation
finaldragoon77: i go by my own moral: i would rather work at a place i liked for crap money, than a place i hated for tons of money
LittleLovelyGirl: have you ever tried Monster.com?
finaldragoon77: my mom told me about a job she found on one of those online resume sites
finaldragoon77: all it's gotten me is extra spam in my email inboxes
LittleLovelyGirl: monster.com
LittleLovelyGirl: not just some random old resume site
finaldragoon77 signed off at 6:10:18 PM.
Mad
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PostThu Jul 13, 2006 1:08 am
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I'll um... read through that eventually.
Amazing that there's still someone out there that hasn't blocked FDD.
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PostThu Jul 13, 2006 1:17 am
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John_Bono_Smithy_Satchmo wrote:

Amazing that there's still someone out there that hasn't blocked FDD.


Hey, be nice...

...Maybe I just have a high level of tolerance. But Paperboy is worse. In a different way, true, but worse.
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PostThu Jul 13, 2006 2:10 am
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Obviously you haven't started getting death threats.
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LLG is still around? sw00t. Had no idea that she didn't drop off the face of the planet.
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PostThu Jul 13, 2006 1:31 pm
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I can't drop off the face of the planet! I have rent to pay! x.x! But, all the same, HIIIIII!!!!!!

^_^ heh.
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AdmiralGreer wrote:
John_Bono_Smithy_Satchmo wrote:

Amazing that there's still someone out there that hasn't blocked FDD.


Hey, be nice...

...Maybe I just have a high level of tolerance. But Paperboy is worse. In a different way, true, but worse.



Are you talking about how I simply respond with "yo", or when I actually chat but never take anything serious?
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gfpaperboy22 wrote:
AdmiralGreer wrote:
John_Bono_Smithy_Satchmo wrote:

Amazing that there's still someone out there that hasn't blocked FDD.


Hey, be nice...

...Maybe I just have a high level of tolerance. But Paperboy is worse. In a different way, true, but worse.



Are you talking about how I simply respond with "yo", or when I actually chat but never take anything serious?


More the fact that you're a dirty bastard than anything else. Not that it's bad thing. We need dirty bastards.

Posted almost two years ago, but reposting now-
gfpaperboy22: but the best part
gfpaperboy22: is peeping from the hotel window
gfpaperboy22: with binoculars
Akira772: On...?
Akira772: The prostitutes?
gfpaperboy22 received Ignited.mp3.
gfpaperboy22: the japanese school girls in the hotel next to us
gfpaperboy22: oh yes
gfpaperboy22: plenty of pantsu
Akira772: Wait... You were looking in their windows?
gfpaperboy22: yep
Akira772: And they didn't close the curtains before...
gfpaperboy22: nope
gfpaperboy22: they didn't think anyone would get up at 6 am
gfpaperboy22: they were wrong
Akira772: So there was a very happy white guy in another hotel?
gfpaperboy22: oh yeah
Akira772: Happy an horny
gfpaperboy22: if only i had a digital camera
Akira772: How much could you see? Everything, or just pantsu?
gfpaperboy22: panstu
gfpaperboy22: *pantsu
gfpaperboy22: and tops but that was it
gfpaperboy22: sadly
Akira772: -_-
gfpaperboy22: i know
gfpaperboy22: i cried to
Akira772: No, I'm saying that to imply that you're a rather sad case...
gfpaperboy22: bah, you'd of done it to
Akira772: How did you find it? Were you just looking out the window at 6 AM, saw something that could've been that, then taken a closer look?
gfpaperboy22: nah, the day before I noticed that those 2 floors had japanese classes
Akira772: How?
gfpaperboy22: just looked over and noticed that most of them had the same uniforms on
gfpaperboy22: so the next morning when I was getting ready, I looked out and realized that I had just missed them getting dressed
gfpaperboy22: so the next day I got up at 6
gfpaperboy22: and as the saying goes
gfpaperboy22: 'the early worm gets the pantsu'
Akira772: ...you dated your hand?
gfpaperboy22: nah
gfpaperboy22: should've
gfpaperboy22: but didn't
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Ah yes, truly good times.
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PDF Dreadnot: listen to the cake song then sleep
Zechs875: no
Zechs875: I think I'll just sleep
PDF Dreadnot: listen to the cake song..
Zechs875: or maybe take a tylenol
Zechs875: no I already listened to it twice today
PDF Dreadnot: LISTEN TO THE GOD DAMN CAKE SONG BITCH!
Zechs875: ......fine
PDF Dreadnot: ^,^
PDF Dreadnot: now was that so hard?
Zechs875: ....its.......cake....easy..........
Zechs875: ....eurobeats.....
Zechs875: ...pu-....puppets
Zechs875: WHY GOD!?
Zechs875: *cries*
Zechs875: LOLI!
Zechs875: is there something wrong with wanting to make her shutup by forcing felation on her
Zechs875: YOU CANT POLLUTE MY EARS WITH THIS IN YOUR THROAT BITCH!
Zechs875: AHhhhhhhh!
Zechs875: *dies*
PDF Dreadnot: i cant believe she is 15...
PDF Dreadnot: and no there is nothing wrong with that
Zechs875: She's Legal in 2009
Zechs875: When I graduate from college strangly enough
PDF Dreadnot: lol XD
Zechs875: by then the industry will have crushed her spirit and she'll be prostituting herself and doing drugs
Zechs875: So guess what my gradution present will be!
Zechs875: "THIS IS FOR 3 YEARS OF AUDIBLE HELL"
Zechs875: ...
Zechs875: I'm watching it for the third time in a row
PDF Dreadnot: lol
Zechs875: I cant stop
Zechs875: itss not funny
PDF Dreadnot: oh but it is
PDF Dreadnot: fianlly its time to bake a cake! 'cause you gotta do the cooking by the book!
Zechs875: I'm done
Zechs875: I'm fuking done
Zechs875: MUST KILL HER
Zechs875: or eat a sammich
Zechs875: I think
PDF Dreadnot: how about.. KILL HER then eat a sammich?
Zechs875: I'll eat the sammich
Zechs875: THEN KILL HER WITH IT
PDF Dreadnot: perfect!
Zechs875: the sammich will do double duty
Zechs875: I'll be recycling it
Zechs875: THE POWER IS YOURS!
Zechs875: GO PLANET!
PDF Dreadnot: hmmm duno if I should allow the corpse humping or not
PDF Dreadnot: how badly do you inted to mutilate the body?
Zechs875: *little voice* do it
Zechs875: Only the vocal chords
PDF Dreadnot: part of me asks how.. the other part is scared to read
Zechs875: I'll leave that to the darkest parts of your imagination
PDF Dreadnot: they are pretty dark right now..
Zechs875: like pitch black dark
Zechs875: or
Zechs875: dark like the soul of those who wrote the lyrics to that song
PDF Dreadnot: what does duct tapping someone to a chair with their eyes taped open, forcing them to watch richard simmons dance around in a thong.. count as?
Zechs875: Actually, It's only a 8 on the darkness scale
PDF Dreadnot: ok, still sane then
Zechs875: Now if the movie was in 3-D
Zechs875: that'd be a 9
PDF Dreadnot: hmm
PDF Dreadnot: what does live preformance count as?
Zechs875: It depends on the proximity of Richard Simmons Crotch to the persons face
PDF Dreadnot: add in dancing to cake song, with motions
Zechs875: actually there's another step above that
PDF Dreadnot: oh, do tell!
Zechs875: have the person strapped to the chair be richard simmons watching richard simmons and have another person being forced to watch that
PDF Dreadnot: *head explodes*
Zechs875: Exactly
Zechs875: now that is a 10 on the darkness scale
PDF Dreadnot: but I was wanting the person strapped in the chair to be the cake song chick
Zechs875: No see that's like a 3 cause she'd be totally into it
PDF Dreadnot: hmm
Zechs875: plus something about her and bondage seems like a good thing
Zechs875: Now if you forced someone to watch the Cake girl and Richard simmons play Pong for the rest of eternity
Zechs875: that'd be an 11
PDF Dreadnot: hmm
Zechs875: Pong at 1/4th speed
Zechs875: *boop* /fiveminuteslater/ *beep*
Zechs875: Truley hell
PDF Dreadnot: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-508225952376976158&q=lazy+town
PDF Dreadnot: does that guy.. i duno.. seem like.. some.. psychopathic stalker type?
Zechs875: YOU ARE CORRECT SIR
PDF Dreadnot: bloody hell listening to the song again
Zechs875: HAHA
Zechs875: we need to make a movie
Zechs875: you remeber that movie Cabin Fever
Zechs875: yeah
PDF Dreadnot: yes lol
Zechs875: put Cake Song in that shit
PDF Dreadnot: oh god I have the greatest ideo for the tfc movie
Zechs875: it'd be awesome
Zechs875: two character are making breakfast
Zechs875: and for a split second a bright pink wig appears on the one guy's head
Zechs875: and the next second
Zechs875: its gone
PDF Dreadnot: I'll have the echo voice on, with you on the team. and i'll have you say somthing like "Dread don't touch my fucking flag again or you'll be sorry" 'yeah watcha gona do about it?' then I take the flag and the music starts
Zechs875: and then he looks back
Zechs875: FUCK YES
Zechs875: We'll get a shot of me pushing a random door button
PDF Dreadnot: yeah
Zechs875: and that'll be what turns it on
PDF Dreadnot: oh it will be beautiful!
Zechs875: and it'll be like groundhog day
Zechs875: I'll give you godmode
Zechs875: YOU CANT DIE
Zechs875: We'll find someone playing "Fall"
PDF Dreadnot: and what I'll do is after the music starts after some talking throw the flag down trying to make it stop
PDF Dreadnot: then run around in crazy motions and suicide with a nade
PDF Dreadnot: stop the music when I die, respawn, think everything is ok, then the music starts up again
Zechs875: You switch server
Zechs875: it's still there
Zechs875: You start playing CS
Zechs875: it's still there
PDF Dreadnot: from now on, every one of my vidoes will have some sort of the cake song in it
Zechs875: You start to halucinate
Zechs875: and see the girl running around in the game
Zechs875: you try to shoot her, but she can't be hit
PDF Dreadnot: would love too but i dont have those editing skills
Zechs875: I do
PDF Dreadnot: lol
PDF Dreadnot: hmm must think more on this subject and take notes
PDF Dreadnot: but, atm, i must sleep
PDF Dreadnot: night!
Zechs875: I'm getting my sammich
Zechs875: night
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this was not but 30 seconds ago:


finaldragoon77 (5:44:20 PM): i shouldn't even bother messaging you
finaldragoon77 (5:44:32 PM): as you'll only make me feel worse
LittleLovelyGirl (5:45:39 PM): you bing it on yourself.
LittleLovelyGirl (5:45:43 PM): *bring
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PostMon Aug 14, 2006 8:01 pm
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DOUG is FUNNY: wow wee
DOUG is FUNNY: nobu on AIM
DOUG is FUNNY: well
DOUG is FUNNY: AOL
HARLEYBMW: howdy!

HARLEYBMW: things are slow on this side
DOUG is FUNNY: the computer or the user?
DOUG is FUNNY: Wink
HARLEYBMW: Very Happy
the comp., mostly
DOUG is FUNNY: uh huh
DOUG is FUNNY: likely story
HARLEYBMW: i blame my cousins, it's their Gateway
DOUG is FUNNY: ah
DOUG is FUNNY: of course it doesn't help that AOL is installed
HARLEYBMW: true, true
but it's not costing me any extra Wink
DOUG is FUNNY: so you're in AZ right?
HARLEYBMW: a little to the left, actually... I never got to update my "movie poster travel blog"
DOUG is FUNNY: ah
DOUG is FUNNY: I just last recalled you mentioning AZ
HARLEYBMW: anyway, I'm out in the CA desert 'til the end of the week, then wagons east
DOUG is FUNNY: back to Il?
HARLEYBMW: Indiana
HARLEYBMW: got to get back before election day
DOUG is FUNNY: oops
DOUG is FUNNY: wrong state
DOUG is FUNNY: I was close though
DOUG is FUNNY: so is indiana a red or blue state?
HARLEYBMW: red, mostly
DOUG is FUNNY: so Gay marriage and video games are probably banned there?
DOUG is FUNNY: For the children?
DOUG is FUNNY: and Marriage
HARLEYBMW: they haven't gotten the games yet
HARLEYBMW: and we still have our guns
DOUG is FUNNY: have they tried?
DOUG is FUNNY: well
DOUG is FUNNY: blue states want to get rid of the guns
DOUG is FUNNY: you see what happens in red states,
DOUG is FUNNY: you get the VP shooting someone in the face
HARLEYBMW: lol
DOUG is FUNNY: what they need to do,
DOUG is FUNNY: is take the guns away from the red states
DOUG is FUNNY: and give them to the blue states
DOUG is FUNNY: and ban marriage to first cousins in red states
DOUG is FUNNY: oh, and immediate family as well
HARLEYBMW: that sounds perfectly reasonable Smile
HARLEYBMW: Kentucky might object, though
DOUG is FUNNY: yes
DOUG is FUNNY: but they wont have guns to do anything about it
DOUG is FUNNY: and eventually
DOUG is FUNNY: the IQ might go back up so they wont want to inbreed
DOUG is FUNNY: though you know
DOUG is FUNNY: maybe its their god given right
DOUG is FUNNY: I mean think about it
DOUG is FUNNY: Adam and Eve got it on
HARLEYBMW: admittedly, they had to start somewhere
DOUG is FUNNY: Adam is kinda the Dad there
DOUG is FUNNY: and lets not forget Lot
DOUG is FUNNY: and so many others
DOUG is FUNNY: hmm
DOUG is FUNNY: maybe we should teach them about wheels...
HARLEYBMW: them they could put the wheels on the cars they have in the front yard
DOUG is FUNNY: and lawn mowers..
DOUG is FUNNY: that don't poop
HARLEYBMW: Smile
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PostTue Oct 31, 2006 1:14 pm
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A fun conversation I had with a bot that found me.
[Names have been changed.]


Bot: hey chris!!
Beefy: hey bot!!
Bot: do you know who i am
Bot: i want to know
Beefy: you're a bot
Bot: whats that
Bot: ?
Beefy: an automated program faking to be a real person
Bot: im a real person
Bot: how can i be fake
Beefy: prove it
Bot: how
Bot: how do i know ur name is chris
Bot: because i knkow you
Bot: *know
Beefy: from where?
Bot: its me ricardo remeber!
Bot: remember!
Beefy: nope
Bot: you dont remember me...T_T
Beefy: where did we meet?
Bot: gaia
Beefy: never been there, sorry
Bot: really
Bot: how can u not re,member
Bot: i have u on my myspce
Beefy: i've never been there either.
Beefy: you're pretty bad at this
Bot: bad at what
Beefy: pretending you know me
Bot: i do know you
Bot: ok ummm
Bot: you told me about that song you like of britney spears
Bot: *gimme more*
Beefy: wrong. i don't even like her
Beefy: you're getting colder
Bot: dang then who is this
Beefy: not chris
Bot: this was chriss email
Beefy: then chris lied
Bot: ohhh he lies
Bot: T_T
Bot: well sorry for the interagation
Bot: my bad.
Bot: ^_^
Beefy: better luck next time
Bot: sorry
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PostWed Feb 27, 2008 11:28 pm
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dougisfunny: Nobu, how goes it?
HARLEYBMW: Oh, hi!
HARLEYBMW: didn't get the alert...
dougisfunny: someone is a little slow tonight
dougisfunny: busy putting down an outbrwak?
dougisfunny: outbreak*
HARLEYBMW: nothing like that, just chillin'
dougisfunny: I was perusing the TI boards from years back looking something up and felt nostalgic
dougisfunny: saw you online and thought I'd say hi
HARLEYBMW: i check the archives myself once in a while...gosh we were opinionated bastards sometimes Wink
dougisfunny: it was fun
dougisfunny: such was the simple life
dougisfunny: now I'm not really part of any online communities
dougisfunny: or rather, not terribly active
HARLEYBMW: i've slowed down myself, work keeps me distracted enough
dougisfunny: heh
dougisfunny: tell me about it
HARLEYBMW: that and the big boss cut off our net access
dougisfunny: I started on TDA in highschool
dougisfunny: then did 4 years of college, and now I've been working for my current employer for almost 4 years
dougisfunny: life is lots different
dougisfunny: and now I'm living in Illinois
dougisfunny: you live somewhere near chicago don't you?
dougisfunny: or was it somewhere in indiana...
HARLEYBMW: moved again?
dougisfunny: yes
HARLEYBMW: indiana
dougisfunny: moved from NY to Missouri, to Ohio, to Illinois
dougisfunny: I'll be here for a few years though
HARLEYBMW: that's cool, starting to settle in
dougisfunny: settled pretty much
dougisfunny: all unpacked and all
dougisfunny: just have to get some things done around the house, Like running cat5 everywhere
dougisfunny: actually, nevermind I decided to go with cat6
HARLEYBMW: i thought cats could run themselves... if they felt like it
dougisfunny: I just haven't gotten the handyman out to the house to run the cable
dougisfunny: and I'm a homeowner now
dougisfunny: *shakes head*
dougisfunny: weird
HARLEYBMW: oh nvrmnd
HARLEYBMW: i just got what you meant
dougisfunny: and I just ordered a Mac Pro
dougisfunny: Tyler would be proud Wink
HARLEYBMW: ooh
HARLEYBMW: yeah, he'd have been happy to sell it to you
dougisfunny: I wonder what he's up to these days
HARLEYBMW: not sure
HARLEYBMW: haven't heard anything since he folded his software co
dougisfunny: he did?
dougisfunny: huh
dougisfunny: didn't hear that
dougisfunny: what was it called...
HARLEYBMW: techspansion
dougisfunny: wonder what happened
HARLEYBMW: all the news articles pin it at last Oct
HARLEYBMW: tyler just said "personal reasons"
dougisfunny: I'll have to see how he's doin sometime
dougisfunny: last time I talked to him about his company he said it was doing great
dougisfunny: I wonder if he got nailed by Elliot Ness for tax evasion
HARLEYBMW: yeah ness was in chicago... needed something to do after nailing capone Wink
dougisfunny: and here I was going to ask for a copy of the software
dougisfunny: since he'd offered me one years ago
HARLEYBMW: i guess you could roll your own
dougisfunny: I could
dougisfunny: but, for personal reasons
dougisfunny: I can't
HARLEYBMW: wouldn't be the same anyway
dougisfunny: "I've decided (after much soul-searching) to close Techspansion, and take care of the things (and people) in my life that I've been neglecting, along with my physical, mental and emotional health," Loch told Macworld in an e-mail.
dougisfunny: to me, that sounds like some of Tyler's BS he liked to feed people back in the day
dougisfunny: I wonder if his day job got more interesting
HARLEYBMW: i kinda figured that myself
dougisfunny: that line sounds like he's making fun of someone though
HARLEYBMW: but whom? too many to choose from
dougisfunny: I dunno
dougisfunny: but it sound like one of those press releases you know
HARLEYBMW: or bow-out speeches
dougisfunny: maybe he was broken up over the end of Toonami
dougisfunny: which I only just noticed
HARLEYBMW: i had thought of that in jest when we first strted
HARLEYBMW: but i dismissed it as not likely
dougisfunny: well, apparently I'm not as quick as you....
HARLEYBMW: archivist powahh Wink
dougisfunny: http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/archivist.htm
HARLEYBMW: bookmark?
dougisfunny: no
dougisfunny: I'm just a bit of an archivist myself
dougisfunny: and I'm good at googling
HARLEYBMW: wow, t'was quick nonetheless
dougisfunny: http://www.google.com/search?q=net+warrior+archivist
HARLEYBMW: at least to the non-typist
dougisfunny: i'm typing one handed
dougisfunny: reading a book
dougisfunny: and making a vm
HARLEYBMW: most impressive
dougisfunny: I'm a geek
dougisfunny: I spend almost all of my time in front of a computer
dougisfunny: so, I pick up some skills
dougisfunny: http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/kungfumaster.htm
dougisfunny: That was one of the things I liked to think of myself as
dougisfunny: I'm mostly a lurker these days
HARLEYBMW: i wonder if there's something like "board grampa"? in there
HARLEYBMW: s'what i feel like
dougisfunny: http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/royals.htm
dougisfunny: http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/nanny.htm
HARLEYBMW: both good choices, but maybe this one? Wink
dougisfunny: eh
dougisfunny: I dunno
dougisfunny: I never cared that you were older
dougisfunny: looking for underaged kids
dougisfunny: to come ride in your van
dougisfunny: after you offer to show them anime
HARLEYBMW: that was spanky
dougisfunny: yes,
dougisfunny: but he wasn't older
HARLEYBMW: much
dougisfunny: http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/7/25/
dougisfunny: he was more like that
dougisfunny: you're more like....
dougisfunny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7eAuYHEpOE
dougisfunny: you ever heard of shiny toy guns
HARLEYBMW: if that's not a euphemism, i used to have some
dougisfunny: a band
HARLEYBMW: oh, then no
dougisfunny: I hadn't until recently myself
dougisfunny: I like their stuff
dougisfunny: they did the version of "Major Tom" on the Lincoln commercial
dougisfunny: if you've seen that
HARLEYBMW: i did see that, sounded good
dougisfunny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW0_kTYvARc
dougisfunny: *shrugs* I think they have a neat sound
HARLEYBMW: i might have to dig for some tracks later
HARLEYBMW: wiki says they're working on a song for a "huge disney film"
dougisfunny: interesting
dougisfunny: Walle-2
dougisfunny: is my guess
dougisfunny: http://shinytoyguns.com/music/we-are-pilots/when-they-came-for-us/
dougisfunny: okay... maybe not
dougisfunny:
When they took the beach that day
They stole the children
Took them away
And I miss everyone…
But most of all the little ones
And their shiny toy guns….dougisfunny: prolly not a disney film
HARLEYBMW: not "disney" proper anyway
dougisfunny: maybe song of the south disney
HARLEYBMW: unless it's Tron2
HARLEYBMW: lol
dougisfunny: did they make tron?
HARLEYBMW: yeah
dougisfunny: huh
dougisfunny: who knew
HARLEYBMW: should be more info at comic con in a couple weeks
dougisfunny: they have some interesting music
dougisfunny: I like it
dougisfunny: most of their stuff is pretty good that I've heard
HARLEYBMW: i need to listen to more
dougisfunny: I haven't listened to a whole lot
dougisfunny: but what I have, I've liked
dougisfunny: which is more than I can say about most groups
dougisfunny: but
dougisfunny: when you consider the one guy in the band has made video game music
HARLEYBMW: strikes a chord with your inner gamer?
dougisfunny: heh
dougisfunny: well
dougisfunny: if you understand that in my music library
dougisfunny: I have....
dougisfunny: (opening)
dougisfunny: it kinda reminds me of the B-52s
dougisfunny: only... a bit harder
dougisfunny: and I like the ballads too
dougisfunny: I dunno
dougisfunny: if only they hadn't signed with the RIAA
HARLEYBMW: unfortunately, that's where money and exposure comes from
dougisfunny: yes
dougisfunny: I'm sure thats how they got on the lincoln commercial
dougisfunny: which is how I heard of them
HARLEYBMW: and the grammy nod
dougisfunny: ?
dougisfunny: grammy nod?
dougisfunny: oh, and of my 2800 entries in my music library, 1700 are game related
HARLEYBMW: yeah, 2007 says wiki... lost to chem bros.
dougisfunny: oh
HARLEYBMW: 60.7%... not a bad ratio
dougisfunny: ?
dougisfunny: for
HARLEYBMW: 1700/2800
dougisfunny: oh
dougisfunny: yeah
dougisfunny: I like games...
dougisfunny: and you know how limited the sounds were on the NES games and such
dougisfunny: and yet they had to make a tune, that could be repeated for hours
dougisfunny: without grating on the player
dougisfunny: so that has to be some good music you know?
HARLEYBMW: yep
HARLEYBMW: good enough to make a marching routine
dougisfunny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqzYh0tAgo4
dougisfunny: music in that game
dougisfunny: I loved that game
dougisfunny: the overworld theme
HARLEYBMW: yt has stopped cooperating for me somehow
dougisfunny: you broke the internets?
HARLEYBMW: i'll blame aol, they're a handy scapegoat
dougisfunny: you're still on AOL?
HARLEYBMW: ... yeah, usually
dougisfunny: dialup AOL?
HARLEYBMW: homewise
dougisfunny: I haven't used dialup.... in years
HARLEYBMW: mostly, my power grid despises my dsl modem
HARLEYBMW: or at least the house wires di
HARLEYBMW: *do
HARLEYBMW: but both laptops are wifi capable so i'm not completely antiquated
dougisfunny: I have 3 wireless routers hooked up
dougisfunny: 12 computers
dougisfunny: or so
HARLEYBMW: inconceivable
dougisfunny: you keep using that word....
HARLEYBMW: heehee
dougisfunny: are you sicilian?
HARLEYBMW: not my family
dougisfunny: Vizzini was a sicilian
HARLEYBMW: yes
dougisfunny: I never did come even close to beating that game...
HARLEYBMW: a princess bride game? you're trying to make me say inconceivable again
dougisfunny: oh I was watching a long play of the TMNT game
HARLEYBMW: it won't work
HARLEYBMW: ah ok tmnt
HARLEYBMW: well, it been talking to you again, but it's getting on bedtime for nightshift
dougisfunny: night night
HARLEYBMW: see i forgot the word good there
dougisfunny: I noticed
dougisfunny: but I let it slide
dougisfunny: figured I could use it against you later in an archivist moment
HARLEYBMW: gn
HARLEYBMW: i'll watch my back Wink
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