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The George in question is none other than President Bush himself!!!!!!
Playwright Jim Sherman wrote this today after Hu Jintao was named chief of
the Communist Party in China.
HU'S ON FIRST By James Sherman
(We take you now to the Oval Office.)
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle
East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And
then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should
send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese
food in the Middle East?
Sun Dec 01, 2002 4:09 pm
Spookmonkey
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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nice, very nice. _________________ "Veni. Vedi. Spooki." - Julius Caesar
I came. I saw. I spooked.
This is what happens when you drink too much Mountain Dew, folks...
Sun Dec 01, 2002 6:42 pm
counterparadox
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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I saw that before, someone emailed it to me. Its even funnier since I once performed the Abbot and Costello 'Who's on First' routine. And I can see Bush doing this too. _________________ anime is teh s uck
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Sun Dec 01, 2002 7:23 pm
BebopDeathGod
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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That was great _________________ Look i changed my sig!
Kick me if my avatar isnt working.
Sun Dec 01, 2002 7:51 pm
The_Dragon_Master
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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ROTFLMAO!
Good one! _________________ "I hope you haven't become too attached to your head, because in about two seconds it will be festively decorating that back wall."
'Oh,' he said.
YES, said Death.
'Not even time to finish my cake?'
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
T. Pratchett - Night Watch*
Mon Dec 02, 2002 1:11 am
AdmiralGreer
Joined: Nov 08, 2002
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ROFLMAO!
Just goes to show ya- The road to hell is paved with Republicans. _________________ Ice cream has this erotic sense to it- kinda like the one choclate and strawberries have.
-Me
Mon Dec 02, 2002 1:39 am
Dreadnot
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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AdmiralGreer wrote:
Just goes to show ya- The road to hell is paved with Republicans.
Yep, and the Democrats are the speed bumps. _________________ FFXI: Heavens Redmage. Level 75
'Oh,' he said.
YES, said Death.
'Not even time to finish my cake?'
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
T. Pratchett - Night Watch*
Mon Dec 02, 2002 1:07 pm
counterparadox
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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I thought they were each the little pygmies with pitchforks guiding the way . . . _________________ anime is teh s uck
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Mon Dec 02, 2002 5:52 pm
gfpaperboy22
Joined: Oct 31, 2002
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I await the day that the IMPs from 8bit theater take over congress. _________________ I'm getting too old for this. :SNAP: OH GOD, MY HIP!
Mon Dec 02, 2002 7:59 pm
Shinobo
Joined: Nov 05, 2002
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I'd like to quote Ambrose Bierce's "Devil's Dictionary".....
CONSERVATIVE, n. A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as
distinguished from the Liberal, who wishes to replace them with
others.
Tue Dec 03, 2002 12:15 pm
John_Bono_Smithy_Satchmo
Joined: Nov 13, 2002
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It's a shame That's My Bush got cancelled after 9/11--that could fill a good three minutes... _________________ This space left intentionally blank.
Tue Dec 03, 2002 10:58 pm
counterparadox
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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3 minutes? What have you been smokin', that could fill a whole 2-parter! _________________ anime is teh s uck
Play City of Heroes/Villians? Look me up, Pinnacle server, @C Paradox
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