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I am of the Radiation People! FEAR ME AND MY MILDLY RADIOACTIVE POWERS!!!
besides you know that glow in the dark shit in waches and in the stickers you used to use when you were lil? Thems are radioactive too.
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 Thu Aug 12, 2004 10:07 pm |
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I want the ability to strain brine-shrimp from seawater through my massive baleen...
and I shall be called "Humpback Man"!!
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| Sun Aug 15, 2004 8:07 pm |
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Just don't let the townsfolk confuse you with hunchback man over there up in the belltower....
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| Sun Aug 15, 2004 10:56 pm |
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I just want to say if someone would consider bubbles as a certifiable power to use, wouldn't that be a crime unto itself? See the understandable downside of bubble power would be if you were under an attack by a rival, or some other nutty thing.The meer speed and aim of the bubbles souly depends on where the wind is blowing and how strong it is.Case in point its all left in chance if you're actually going to hit someone with the power of a bubble.
The up side to having bubbles as a super power is that whoever is next to you when a bubble pops gets the soapy gunk in their eyes rendering them with mild blindness .I mean just think about it. 
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| Mon Sep 06, 2004 6:59 pm |
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| The power to become...ZECHS! |
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| Mon Sep 06, 2004 10:07 pm |
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that isn't all that bad... turn into zechs, steal from the bank, and turn back into you. Say, "Zechs did it!" he goes to prison. Steal from another bank as Zechs, leave genetic evidence showing it is Zechs, and he gets out of prison, the police are left baffled.
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The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? |
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| Wed Sep 08, 2004 10:43 am |
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Fuck you
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| Wed Sep 08, 2004 1:45 pm |
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| no he does have a point, after a while you could do anything you want without fear or reprise as the one with the superpower of you would just undo it with their next crime, it's a brilliant plot of endless crime. You're a supervillian now. |
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| Wed Sep 08, 2004 2:02 pm |
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^_^
Just hope bubba isn't hungry for any fresh meat.
And hope your "alter 3g0" doesn't piss off any mob families, because they'd not be as forgiving with that whole innocent til proven guilty thing.
they'd just mess you up.
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The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? |
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| Wed Sep 08, 2004 4:12 pm |
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But anyway, a worse superpower would be the ability to watch the last half of Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow at any time. |
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| Sat Sep 18, 2004 9:30 pm |
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Worst Super Power: The ability to shrink to 3/4th your own size.
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| Sat Sep 18, 2004 10:55 pm |
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I don't know--I would hit my head a lot less. And DDR would be quite a bit easier if my entire foot fit on an arrow.
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| Sun Sep 19, 2004 3:02 pm |
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Shrinking is very useful, just depends on the minimum size. Tha Atom rocks.
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I am Jack's Fight Club reference. |
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| Mon Sep 20, 2004 3:07 pm |
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The most usless power is the power to watch paint dry on
the wall
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y so ez pk? |
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| Sun Sep 26, 2004 11:24 am |
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The power to turn text stupid colors.
The power to have an inordnantly long signiture.
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