Don't have an account yet? You can create one. As a registered user you have some advantages like theme manager, comments configuration and post comments with your name.
Toonami Turner Cartoon Network Thundercats Voltron Space Ghost Birdman Herculoids Dino Boy Galaxy Trio Mighty Mightor Moby Dick
Shazzan The
Impossibles Max Fleisher's Superman (a.k.a. Roulette) The Real Adventures of Johnny Quest Robotech Sailor Moon DragonBall Z Filmation Superman Batman Superfriends ReBoot
Ronin Warriors G-Force Powerpuff Girls Batman: The Animated Series Gundam Wing Tenchi Muyo! Universe in Tokyo Superman Outlaw Star Big O CardCaptors Mobile Suit Gundam O8th
MS Team DragonBall Batman Beyond Gundam 0080 Zoids: Zero Hamtaro Zoids: Chaotic Century Guardian Force G Gundam He-Man and the Masters of the Universe Transformers: Armada
G.I. Joe .hack//Sign Yu Yu Hakusho Rurouni Kenshin QuickTime .mov MOV AVI .avi MPEG .mpg Movies movie Videos Clips Sounds articles rants essays images files CNX inner circle
cn2 revolution Japan japanese multimedia saban funimation toei graz harmony gold mainframe Tyler Zogg TylerLToonami Turner Cartoon Network Thundercats Voltron Space
Ghost Birdman Herculoids Dino Boy Galaxy Trio Mighty Mightor Moby Dick
Shazzan The
Impossibles Max Fleisher's Superman (a.k.a. Roulette) The Real Adventures of Johnny Quest Robotech Sailor Moon DragonBall Z Filmation Superman Batman Superfriends
ReBoot
Ronin Warriors G-Force Powerpuff Girls Batman: The Animated Series Gundam Wing Tenchi Muyo! Universe in Tokyo Superman Outlaw Star Big O CardCaptors Mobile Suit Gundam
O8th
MS Team DragonBall Batman Beyond Gundam 0080 Zoids: Zero Hamtaro Zoids: Chaotic Century Guardian Force G Gundam He-Man and the Masters of the Universe Transformers:
Armada
G.I. Joe .hack//Sign Yu Yu Hakusho Rurouni Kenshin QuickTime .mov MOV AVI .avi MPEG .mpg Movies movie Videos Clips Sounds articles rants essays images files CNX inner
circle
cn2 revolution Japan japanese multimedia saban funimation toei graz harmony gold mainframe Tyler Zogg TylerL
I think we need video and play-by-plays of Doug's marital bed efforts with his wife. Then we would be in a better position to give him advice. _________________ Able and Baker is nice.
Thu Aug 26, 2004 12:23 pm
Andromaton
Joined: Nov 17, 2003
Post subject:
I'm not so sure I'd like to see Doug in anything close to nekked. Asloff you can watch nekked doug all you want.
Thu Aug 26, 2004 12:32 pm
Nobuyuki
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
Post subject:
Maybe we should change the subject...quickly.
TEN COMMANDMENTS FOR MARRIAGE
Good for a laugh anyway...
COMMANDMENT 1
Marriages are made in heaven.
But so are thunder and lightning.
COMMANDMENT 2
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every
word you say, talk in your sleep.
COMMANDMENT 3
Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!
COMMANDMENT 4
Married life is very frustrating.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
COMMANDMENT 5
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure
of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.
COMMANDMENT 6
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
COMMANDMENT 7
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about
something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you
finish.
COMMANDMENT 8
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical,
and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
COMMANDMENT 9
Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry.
That is why wife treats husband like toxic waste.
COMMANDMENT 10
A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that, he is finished..
BONUS COMMANDMENT STORY
A long married couple came upon a wishing well.
The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish too.
But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled and said,
"Hey!...This thing really works!" _________________ "When I became a man, I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up."- C.S. Lewis
"Superman can't be emo. He can't cut himself."-CP
Fri Aug 27, 2004 4:48 am
Alshoff
Joined: Jan 26, 2003
Post subject:
Tip for married people who may get divorced: whoever files for divorce first and accuses the other party of abusing the couple's children is much more likely to gain custody of the children.
Tip #2: Always perform genetic tests on your children to confirm that they are yours and that you are not a victim of paternity fraud.
Fact #1: If a wife beats a husband and he calls the cops, the cops will arrest him because he is the "dominant aggressor."
Fact #2: Should a divorce occur and the wife accuse the husband of domestic violence or abuse, she will receive free legal help from the State while the husband gets the shaft. _________________ Able and Baker is nice.
Fri Aug 27, 2004 11:30 am
dougisfunny
Joined: Oct 29, 2002
Post subject:
finaldragoon77 (2:11:38 AM): do you even mind the fact that people on the boards are trying to delve into the inner workings of your marriage?
DOUG is FUNNY (2:13:04 AM): they are...?
DOUG is FUNNY (2:13:10 AM): *goes looks*
and here I thought I had something to worry about... (turns the webcamera pointed at the bedroom off) _________________ The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
Sat Aug 28, 2004 1:20 am
KeroMia
Joined: Jan 18, 2004
Post subject:
Good for you doug on your marriage,personally I don't share the whole ideals about marriage, but good for you! And everything aside, there's one thing I want to know, cause how shall I put it... the only thing that matters to some women is the size of what's on her fingure.So what type of diamond and how many karats did you give her? I mean really doug one thing is a trip to Jamaica, but what about the diamond on her fingure? _________________ Tan simple y tan sencillo como eso, el mundo apesta! -inguesu
Mon Sep 06, 2004 7:03 pm
dougisfunny
Joined: Oct 29, 2002
Post subject:
its a heart shaped solitare, its .45 carats. Though I must say, the size isn't the most important thing, the cut is a bit more important, for example, the larger heart shape diamonds weren't cut as well and didn't look as good. So we picked the one that looked best. And it is shiny... I don't have a picture of it on hand(buh dun chh). So i can't very well show you. Besides that, but is harder to wear under gloves. _________________ The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
All times are GMT - 5 Hours Goto page Previous1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
Page 6 of 6
You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum