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A: A very smart person with tons of Kryptonite.
Q:Why did Goku cross the road?
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"Charles Xaiver did more for mutants than you could ever know. My only regret is that he had to die for our dream to live." -Magneto, X Men3:The Last Stand |
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 Tue Dec 14, 2004 12:05 pm |
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A: Because you touch yourself at night.
Q: WHo didn't see that one coming?
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| Tue Dec 14, 2004 1:13 pm |
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A: Not I
Q: Anyone seen the new Blue Collar comedy tour DVD?
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I'm getting too old for this. :SNAP: OH GOD, MY HIP! |
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| Tue Dec 14, 2004 1:22 pm |
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A: I haven't.
Q: What"s yellow and brown all over?
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"One Piece may seem like a pirate show, but it's really a life show. Think about it." Tom4, Toonami 2008 Hodgepodge |
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| Tue Dec 14, 2004 1:48 pm |
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A: A school bus that went through some mud
Q: Who wants to worship the GSW?
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Ice cream has this erotic sense to it- kinda like the one choclate and strawberries have.
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| Tue Dec 14, 2004 1:58 pm |
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A: ME!!
Q: How many monkeys does it take to fix a car?
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"One Piece may seem like a pirate show, but it's really a life show. Think about it." Tom4, Toonami 2008 Hodgepodge |
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| Tue Dec 14, 2004 2:21 pm |
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A: One. Mojo Jojo.
Q: How many girls does Tenchi sleep with?
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| Tue Dec 14, 2004 2:24 pm |
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A: God, only time will tell.
Q: Which should I fill up my new 120 GB harddrive with: Anime or Porn?
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I'm getting too old for this. :SNAP: OH GOD, MY HIP! |
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| Tue Dec 14, 2004 3:32 pm |
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A. Both, obviously.
Q. Who knew ripping could be so much fun?
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"When I became a man, I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up."- C.S. Lewis
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| Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:03 pm |
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A: I did
Q: How high are the chances of all my shit being stolen when I move into my dorm room?
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I'm getting too old for this. :SNAP: OH GOD, MY HIP! |
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| Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:08 pm |
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A: That depends...
Q: ...How thick are the walls of your safe?
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"Robots don't say 'ye'."
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| Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:55 pm |
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A: Uh what safe?
Q: How much does a good safe go for now days?
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I'm getting too old for this. :SNAP: OH GOD, MY HIP! |
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| Tue Dec 14, 2004 9:51 pm |
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A: It depends on what you want to protect it from.
Q: What do you want a safe for when a shotgun is a much better option?
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There is limited intelligence in the galaxy, but the stupidity of the universe is infinite. |
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| Tue Dec 14, 2004 9:59 pm |
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A: um no weapons on campus
Q: I think i'll just get a single dorm room without a roommate.
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I'm getting too old for this. :SNAP: OH GOD, MY HIP! |
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| Tue Dec 14, 2004 10:02 pm |
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A: Your question wasn't a question.
Q: Moreover, why am I answering a question that isn't?
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| Tue Dec 14, 2004 10:08 pm |
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