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*is eating birthday cake* mvowsh? um.. wnevr u wnt dear.. *swallows cake* whenever you want dear. *continues muching down on cake* _________________ FFXI: Heavens Redmage. Level 75
'Oh,' he said.
YES, said Death.
'Not even time to finish my cake?'
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
T. Pratchett - Night Watch*
Wed Mar 12, 2003 3:26 pm
Beatdiggga
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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{Walks in} Beer. Hey, Dee, how's the family?
Wed Mar 12, 2003 3:32 pm
JJc14
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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::wakes up to find himself lying on the stage::
"huh...was it all a dream?"
::looks around to see the bar back to normal (well, normal for the bar at least)::
"hmm...i need some caffine...dread?"
::raises his hand to get dread's attention only to realize his right hand is bandaged::
"hey, when did this get here?"
dread: i wouldn't take that off if i were you...
"but there's no pain, although i don't remember injuring my han-"
::removing the bandages, JJc finds his fingers missing::
"wh-what happened?"
::his arm begins to twitch::
"my fingers, my beautiful, talented fingers!"
cp: keep it down, that was days ago...
"but you don't understand..."
dread: old news...
::everyone goes back to what they were doing::
"but..." _________________ "Life's a journey, not a destination..." -Aerosmith ('Amazing')
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Wed Mar 12, 2003 4:26 pm
counterparadox
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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*When JP returns, he goes over to the guys all talking around the bar, and sees the girls all talking on the other side of the bar.*
CP: GAH! I'm so overWHELMED! Man this is a lot . . .
JP: What's going on?
Doug: The Counter-Stallion over here is getting married. The women folk are planning the whole thing over yonder. We're drinkin. Women folk plan, men folk drink. It's in our genes.
Dread: B33r?
JP: Please.
Stealth Ninja TWWK: Whoosh so who's the best man?
CP: Haven't thought about that . . . well, I guess I'll decide that closer to the date . . . but anyway, how's marriage for you guys? I mean, I kinda got the jitters and all.
*Dread and JP make eye contact*
Dread: Dude, it's wonderful.
CP: Really?
JP: Yeah man, honestly, after we got married, all the fighting just STOPPED.
CP: What about that time in the bar that RLH GLOMPED you and Luwika was all-
JP: C'mon man, that was out of LOVE. other than that, there's never been any problems.
Dread: And children? Bundles of joy. Absolute.
CP: Didn't Dill put yours in a blender?
Dread: Gave me a chance to practice my LIFE and CURE spells.
JP: And you've babysat mine. Great kids.
CP: So all the negatives you hear about marriage are false?
Dread: Fabrications.
JP: Fairy tails.
Dread: And your in-laws. Man, in-laws are the greatest. Trust me, you can't WAIT to meet them.
CP: Really?
JP: Really really. Marriage is the best thing in the world.
CP: That's great. Man, I feel much calmer. I gotta use the bathroom, I'll be back in a second. *CP leaves.*
Doug: Wasn't that harsh?
SNTWWK: Yeah, just a little?
Dera: What do you guys mean?
JJc: Yeah, what are you talking about?
Dread: Hmm, I do feel kinda bad. Should we tell him the truth?
JP: *Takes a swig of b33r* No one told me. Screw'em.
***NOTE: This whole section was taken from a GREAT Saturday Night Live skit and does not reflect the views of ANYONE on this board in any way, shape, or form.*** _________________ anime is teh s uck
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Wed Mar 12, 2003 8:40 pm
FinalDivineDragoon
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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FDD: Man this sucks.
Dread: What now?
FDD: Everyone's getting hooked up, but me. It's almost too depressing for b33r.
Dread: I understand. I know! I'll get you some hookers. How about that?
FDD: No.
Dread: Strippers?
FDD: No.
Dread: Escort Service?
FDD: No.
Dread: Red Light District?
FDD: NO!
Dread: Aww c'mon why not?
FDD: I don't want cheap and meaningless one night stands. I want a woman with at least some values damnit!
Dread: Ok fine. I'll help you get a woman.
FDD: Yey! _________________ There is limited intelligence in the galaxy, but the stupidity of the universe is infinite.
Wed Mar 12, 2003 11:30 pm
DeeLite
Joined: Nov 08, 2002
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Beatdiggga wrote:
{Walks in} Beer. Hey, Dee, how's the family?
I'm engaged already! First, I have my cousin on one side mad at me and on the other I have a brand new fiance who's name is a tongue twister for me ... tell me what ever happen to dinner and a movie before? I mean my life living under singlization has just went poof before my eyes ... that's like so not the drama! *takes a deep breath*
Thu Mar 13, 2003 1:51 am
counterparadox
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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Yeah, we did sort of skip the whole dating thing . . . So Dee, you wanna, *Starts sweating* you know, that is to say, um . . . well, like, go . . . out . . .sometime, and like, do . . . something?
God, I'm so bad at talking to girls . . .
On a lighter, REAL life note, I know JUST how you feel FDD. It's really been pissing me off lately too . . . _________________ anime is teh s uck
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Thu Mar 13, 2003 3:55 pm
Beatdiggga
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It's all in the approach. The Knight always beats the pimp in the end. That's my experience.
Thu Mar 13, 2003 4:00 pm
DeeLite
Joined: Nov 08, 2002
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counterparadox wrote:
Yeah, we did sort of skip the whole dating thing . . . So Dee, you wanna, *Starts sweating* you know, that is to say, um . . . well, like, go . . . out . . .sometime, and like, do . . . something?
*Blushes* Umm ... well, yeah! That is to say I'll go out with you on a date, just name the day.
Thu Mar 13, 2003 4:06 pm
FinalDivineDragoon
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I'm still waiting Dread, and get me a b33r while you're at it. _________________ There is limited intelligence in the galaxy, but the stupidity of the universe is infinite.
Fri Mar 14, 2003 8:10 pm
Dreadnot
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erm.. what was I doing? *grabs a b33r*
FDD: Thanks
*pops it open and starts drinking it* Ya know, I'v had one of those days, the kinda *keeps rambling*
FDD: ;_; my b33r _________________ FFXI: Heavens Redmage. Level 75
'Oh,' he said.
YES, said Death.
'Not even time to finish my cake?'
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
T. Pratchett - Night Watch*
Fri Mar 14, 2003 8:21 pm
counterparadox
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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CP: So, um, maybe we could, like, I don't know, catch a movie on Saturday or something. Unless that's not good for you, I mean, um . . . cuz like . . . I don't know, you wanna? *Blushes, sweats.*
Dee: Sure!
CP: Cool. Then, I'll see you then. *Walks over to bar.*
FDD: You suck man. How come YOU get a girl?
CP: I don't know. But I suck at talking to them. God I'm awful at it . . .
Dread: *Takes a swig* There just so goddamn cute. That's the problem. Freezes our minds.
CP: EXACTLY! It's their own fault! I'm pretty damn sure that enough 'cute' concentrated in one spot could take over the world. It's like that Pinky and the Brain episode, you know, the one where Brain became a child actress in the 1920's by analyzing the phenomanom known as 'cute'. It's the closest he ever came to ruling the world. Except for the Chia-Earth episode, but that doens't really count since it's not physically possible . . .
Dread and FDD: ?
CP: Sorry, I get hyper and ramble right after talking to a chick . . .
FDD: Damnit all.
CP: Yep, I know the feeling. Maybe we should start a thread about this. A "Rant about Relationships" thread. _________________ anime is teh s uck
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Fri Mar 14, 2003 11:05 pm
JohnnyPsycho
Joined: Nov 14, 2002
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counterparadox wrote:
Dread: Hmm, I do feel kinda bad. Should we tell him the truth?
JP: *Takes a swig of b33r* No one told me. Screw'em.
*ROTFLMAO*
Now I remember why I love coming in here so much...
As for lady problems, all I have to say is keep trying. In the REAL world, I am currently working as a bouncer at a bar, and you'll be surprised at how quickly my flirting abilities with women has improved. My suggestion is to get a job where you have to interact with people constantly, and the ability to talk to women will just start to grow naturally... _________________ "The principles you live by create the world you live in; if you change the principles you live by, you will change your world." -Blaine Lee
"I plan to live forever. So far so good." -Steven Wright
Fri Mar 14, 2003 11:31 pm
counterparadox
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Case in point: Tonight, there was this thing at my school. Prom's coming up, and I need a date. And there's this girl I know who's kinda cute and all, and she saw me, and I didn't say one goddamn word. Not a word. Literally. Why? Because I can figure out how to make a bridge out of spaghetti that can hold 1000 pounds (at least, I hope my bridge holds that much. But that's a topic for another day) but I can't think of a damn thing to say to a girl if I even consider that something might happen in the future. It's ironic, really. If I think something MIGHT happen between us, I doom myself so that nothing ever does happen. _________________ anime is teh s uck
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Fri Mar 14, 2003 11:43 pm
Ludwika
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counterparadox wrote:
Maybe we should start a thread about this. A "Rant about Relationships" thread.
Hmm ... well I dunno about that!
Oh and CP charm the girl by bringing some flowers for your date! *nugges JP on the shoulder* Johnny, coach the boy before his Saturday night rendezvous with Dee. _________________ Tan simple y tan sencillo como eso, el mundo apesta! -inguesu
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First, I have my cousin on one side mad at me and on the other I have a brand new fiance who's name is a tongue twister for me ... tell me what ever happen to dinner and a movie before? I mean my life living under singlization has just went 
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