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Wheel of Morality
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"Robots don't say 'ye'."
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Turn, Turn, Turn! Tell us the lesson we should learn.
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To do two things at once is to do neither. —Publilius Syrus, Roman slave, first century B.C. |
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| Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:36 am |
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The secret to enjoying booze isn't drinking yourself stupid, but taking advantage of those that have.
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"Just checking."
"Is everything all right?"
"Yep. Two dead bodies, everything's normal." |
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| Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:46 pm |
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Beerfest.
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"Never confuse being lazy with being apathetic. Lazy people are not apathetic. Apathetic people don't care about anything. Lazy people care, they just don't do anything about it."-Garfield |
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| Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:31 pm |
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Breakfast
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To do two things at once is to do neither. —Publilius Syrus, Roman slave, first century B.C. |
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| Thu Aug 16, 2007 11:58 pm |
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Screw breakfast! I'll just grab a delicious, nutritious Breakfast Log on my way to the office! Great for parties, baseball games, and it makes a great gift! Just hack away at the Breakfast Log with the included hatchet, and bam! Hello promotion!
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"Never confuse being lazy with being apathetic. Lazy people are not apathetic. Apathetic people don't care about anything. Lazy people care, they just don't do anything about it."-Garfield |
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| Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:36 am |
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I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day.
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To do two things at once is to do neither. —Publilius Syrus, Roman slave, first century B.C. |
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| Sun Aug 19, 2007 4:08 pm |
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And no one EVER defeated The Log.
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| Mon Aug 20, 2007 8:33 am |
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Its Log
Its Log
Its big and made of wood
Its log
Its log
Its not bad ITS GOOD!
By BLAMMO! |
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| Mon Aug 20, 2007 1:23 pm |
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To do two things at once is to do neither. —Publilius Syrus, Roman slave, first century B.C. |
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| Mon Aug 20, 2007 5:28 pm |
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| 300 page phone bill |
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| Thu Aug 23, 2007 6:46 am |
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| Fodder wrote: |
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299 of which spent on the "Corey Hotline"
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"Never confuse being lazy with being apathetic. Lazy people are not apathetic. Apathetic people don't care about anything. Lazy people care, they just don't do anything about it."-Garfield |
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| Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:29 am |
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Rejection Hotline
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To do two things at once is to do neither. —Publilius Syrus, Roman slave, first century B.C. |
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| Sun Aug 26, 2007 2:59 pm |
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"We're sorry, but you suck. Please try again later."
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"Never confuse being lazy with being apathetic. Lazy people are not apathetic. Apathetic people don't care about anything. Lazy people care, they just don't do anything about it."-Garfield |
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| Tue Aug 28, 2007 2:55 pm |
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"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again. If you need help please hang up and then dial your operator."
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To do two things at once is to do neither. —Publilius Syrus, Roman slave, first century B.C. |
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| Wed Aug 29, 2007 4:25 pm |
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