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It's what we call bullet-time, baby!
*manical laugh* _________________ I shake like a toothache,
When I hear myself sing.
Oh, my lies are only wishes,
I know I will die if I could come back new
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Thu Jan 29, 2004 12:38 pm |
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A thankyou for bringing you back to life would be nice, unless you mean to say that you dodged the bullet and I wasted 36MP _________________ The only truth that realy exists is the truth within the mind of the individual and the way the individual sees the world... |
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Thu Jan 29, 2004 5:24 pm |
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Since I have no body, I'm gonna posess G-B and make him smack Irkan around for cremating me. You are now smacked, Irkan. _________________ You're An Inu (Dog)!
Loyal and protective. A true friend all the way.
You love having yours ears scratched, and being near your loved ones.
"If you people cared as much for human life as we do, we wouldn't have to kill all of you." |
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Fri Jan 30, 2004 1:53 am |
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I hate being smacked, but I love being skilled in magical arts.
*forces Kalma out of G-B and into ashes*
There, you are now the living pile of ash
*puts on goggles and a facemask, and hands a set to G-B*
I think you'll need these _________________ The only truth that realy exists is the truth within the mind of the individual and the way the individual sees the world... |
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Fri Jan 30, 2004 7:58 am |
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Irkan who is your avatar of? _________________ The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? |
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Fri Jan 30, 2004 8:56 am |
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Interesting question. He's Canas, the only magician skilled in dark magic who can join your party in "Fire Emblem". _________________ The only truth that realy exists is the truth within the mind of the individual and the way the individual sees the world... |
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Fri Jan 30, 2004 4:08 pm |
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well, you covered yor Eyes and your Mouth and Noses, but I will use your oter orifices as my particles are molecules and thus I can enter your pores, I now control both of your minds. _________________ You're An Inu (Dog)!
Loyal and protective. A true friend all the way.
You love having yours ears scratched, and being near your loved ones.
"If you people cared as much for human life as we do, we wouldn't have to kill all of you." |
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Fri Jan 30, 2004 9:56 pm |
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No you don't
Your particles are dust, not molecules, so you cannot enter through our pores. In fact..
*restores Kalma*
..I'll just ack off again since you are still both alive.
*exits arena to restore depleted MP* _________________ The only truth that realy exists is the truth within the mind of the individual and the way the individual sees the world... |
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Sat Jan 31, 2004 12:43 pm |
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Well, I'm out of ideas. Nothing left to do. _________________ You're An Inu (Dog)!
Loyal and protective. A true friend all the way.
You love having yours ears scratched, and being near your loved ones.
"If you people cared as much for human life as we do, we wouldn't have to kill all of you." |
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Sat Jan 31, 2004 9:04 pm |
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*Spookmonkey meanders into the arena, looks around and grins*
Spookmonkey: MONKEY HORDE, TO THE READY!!
*thousands of monkeys come pouring in the arena and surround kalma*
Spookmonkey: MONKEY'S TAKE AIM!
*monkey horde reaches behind them for.... umm... mini chocolate pudding bars...yeah*
Kalma: What's going on he...
Spookmonkey: FIRE!
*thousands of "mini chocolate pudding bars" are loosed at Kalma*
Kalma: Oooh mini pudding bars! yum!
*eats one*
Kalma: SWEET JEBUS!!! IT'S NOT PUDDING!
Spookmonkey: DON'T STOP FIRING MY MONKEY MINIONS!
::30 minutes later::
*Kalma is crushed under 34.21 tons of "mini non-pudding bars"*
Spookmonkey: Well, that just about wraps things up here. Come on boys, let's go get some banana ice cream, my treat.
*Spookmonkey and his monkey horde stroll out of the arena and off into the sunset*
Andromaton: Damn, thank god he's on our side. |
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Sun Feb 01, 2004 2:10 am |
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*watches from the sidelines*
Um, yeah. I'll take this oppurtunity to ref and call that an interference.
*atomizes mini non-pudding bars* _________________ The only truth that realy exists is the truth within the mind of the individual and the way the individual sees the world... |
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Sun Feb 01, 2004 6:45 pm |
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*Appears out of no where in a flashy display of sand*
*Is groused by the on going battle*
Eww....
*bits the tip of his thumb and runs the blood across his palm*
SUMMONING NO JUTSO!
*A gaint about the size of me Rabbit Appears*
*gets on the rabbits back and watches the battle* _________________ -Ixidor |
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Sun Feb 01, 2004 8:46 pm |
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*Smells the blood and drains the rest from Ixidor's body.*
Grrr. Blood. Scent driving me crazy.
*Power Amplified Infinity Fold!*
Sidenote: I actually enjoy the taste of blood, wierd huh? _________________ You're An Inu (Dog)!
Loyal and protective. A true friend all the way.
You love having yours ears scratched, and being near your loved ones.
"If you people cared as much for human life as we do, we wouldn't have to kill all of you." |
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Mon Feb 02, 2004 2:23 am |
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FDD: Hmm, must be a vampire in the ring...
*sets off crossbow trap, firing 1,000 crossbows all aimed at Kalma*
Kalma: Hah, my strength has been amplified far to much for you to hur...
*Kalma gets impaled from multiple directions from the crossbow bolts*
FDD: Now, you can't call that an instant kill 'cause he's writhing in pain on the ground. Sure you are stronger, but it didn't help your speed now did it? _________________ There is limited intelligence in the galaxy, but the stupidity of the universe is infinite. |
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Mon Feb 02, 2004 11:29 am |
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Hey Everyone! This is supposed to be a duel between Kalma and G-B. Feel free to spectate but please don't interfere. _________________ The only truth that realy exists is the truth within the mind of the individual and the way the individual sees the world... |
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Mon Feb 02, 2004 4:06 pm |
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