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Come to think about it, I could make an argument about file swapping and this whole RIAA thing.
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And have a follow-up essay prepared titled, "How I'm not really plagarizing Jonathan Swift".
Too late...
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A Modest Proposal to Relieve the Burden Placed Upon the Taxpayers by those Without Legal Residence
It has long been a problem in our nation. We see them on the streets, begging and rotting, crowding the streets on a daily basis, and driving the public away from certain downtown areas in all cities of the nation. These unfortunate, unseemly residents of the street burden terribly the urban localities around them. The citizens in their general vicinity are paralyzed by fear, as these beggars and brigands clog downtown streets, discouraging business and sucking at the pockets of those generous enough to give to them currency or food. We could lock them all in prisons, but the resulting cost would be enormous, much greater than the burden already placed upon taxpayers. We could give them mass lodgings, but again, at the cost to taxpayers. We could attempt to enter them into work training programs and try psychological therapy, but the great majority of these parasites on society have demonstrated a lack of enthusiasm for participating in the greater whole of society.
Indeed, it is a vexing enigma, but it has a plausible solution.
We know that 1) we have no economically feasible way to house or care for said people, and 2) they have no inclination to support themselves. We therefore have only one recourse: a systematic control on the population of the unhoused. There are many possible methods of application for this population control, but I believe I have stumbled upon possibly the most efficient and economically reasonable solution.
I have asked around and have found that many a monied gentlemen would be quite willing to participate in my proposed plan. They have grown tiresome hunting mere forest animals of lesser intelligence and state that they would appreciate an increased challenge. Of the gentlemen I surveyed, I found the average willing to pay upwards of $1,000 a head for such a hunting license. I believe that this increased revenue in the tax system could be a great relief for the states and possibly even spur tax relief legislature to the economic top ten percent. Indeed, the boon in hunting equipment sales would help local economies considerably, especially in the already afflicted and economically malnourished urban sprawl.
Furthermore, said afflicted business and locales would find themselves with more patronage and businesses, further increasing possible economic benefits, as well as not robbing the pockets of those too generous. Also, the hunting industry in general will benefit from the greater sale of hunting attire and equipment—maybe even the food industry will benefit, not to mention the extra exercise given to otherwise sedentary citizens. Finally, the extra bureaucracy created in such a situation would provide extra jobs and thus employment for a city’s citizens.
This is by far the most logical, well thought out and plausible solution to the current crisis in homelessness. Indeed, with the support of the citizens of the United States, I’m sure we could pass legislation making such economically healthy activities not only legal but encouraged. Happy hunting everyone.
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Fri Sep 05, 2003 9:29 am
Ixidor
Joined: Jul 07, 2003
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Bono... Write about the pie... If I can write a 300 word rant about Halo, then you can surley write a 1500 word paper on how Pie is Yummy...
Fri Sep 05, 2003 5:34 pm
John_Bono_Smithy_Satchmo
Joined: Nov 13, 2002
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Now, how to work in the evil pie factor...
You remember the evil pie. _________________ This space left intentionally blank.
Fri Sep 05, 2003 11:33 pm
Daikun
Joined: Nov 02, 2002
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John_Bono_Smithy_Satchmo wrote:
Now, how to work in the evil pie factor...
You remember the evil pie.
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