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Post subject: Quote of the Day
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This can also be "random quote of stupidity i heard today"- post stuff you hear, really stupid stuff. Random quotes that morons spit out. Stuff that causes you to ROFLYAO. We want to know. Don't just start spouting off stuff from Plato or Patton. The REAL quotes, the ones that actually have meaning are what go here. Also discuss what implications these seemingly ordinary quotes might have on the future of the world.
I'll get the ball rolling-
"Eat sh|t hospital!!!!!!!!!!"
-Lunacite, said while playing a PC game and shooting at a field hospital in a helicopter
Personally, I think this one shows how crazy some Americans can be. We were having a LAN party, and while some of us took no notice as he said those words, others in the room gave him that "you're insane" look. It makes sense that they would though- I mean, it's not good to suggest blowing up a place like that where people are treated for various ailments. On the other hand, it is a game, and therefore fictional. A person could have a completely different personality while gaming, as opposed to real life, where they may be the nicest guy in the world. It's still funny as hell to think about it though.
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Ice cream has this erotic sense to it- kinda like the one choclate and strawberries have.
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 Sat Jun 28, 2003 3:43 am |
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"1337 !$ $0 I« E \/\/ I_ L0L0L!!!!!!11111!!!!1" -A bunch of 12-year-olds who lied about their age in the official AdultSwim.com forums.
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Last edited by Daikun on Thu Jul 03, 2003 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
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| Sat Jun 28, 2003 11:17 pm |
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"Screw Jesus."-Me
I said that while talking about Weezer. I said that "Weezer was second to God" and some other kid said "I thought that was Jesus"
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| Mon Jun 30, 2003 5:26 am |
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My roommate, upon hearing the mad amount of money some Austin firms are willing to pay for sperm donations...
"I've been flushing money down the toilet this whole time!"
Okay, the serious commentary on the stupid, non-serious line - is this world coming to the point where greed matters more than anything? Is everything just a means to get more and more posessions? Wouldn't we just be happier with having little, instead of continuing to strive for more and more? bleh, there you have it |
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| Tue Jul 01, 2003 3:51 am |
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"Holy shit! I guess I should of sold the Kitchen Sink, too!"
~My roomate after getting the bill for his X-Box live connection. It was funny at the time.
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I shake like a toothache,
When I hear myself sing.
Oh, my lies are only wishes,
I know I will die if I could come back new
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| Wed Jul 02, 2003 9:00 am |
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"Now I wish I had a dime for every single time I've gotten stared down for being in the wrong side of town." -Molotov,Frijolero
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| Thu Jul 03, 2003 1:40 am |
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"Cat's don't have nine lives, they're just really lucky"-Me....again
Ok, here's a quote from someone else
"Ass ::clap clap:: weed"- My friend durring PE
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| Thu Jul 03, 2003 5:40 am |
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I like ass!- Shinji Ikari from a strange fansub.
What the hell does wangy mean?- My roomate to his girlfriend.(I repeated It in the DoJo)
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I shake like a toothache,
When I hear myself sing.
Oh, my lies are only wishes,
I know I will die if I could come back new
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| Tue Jul 08, 2003 10:53 am |
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"Everyone likes a little ass, no one likes a smart one" - One of my father in laws favorite lines
"The americans will always do the right thing. As soon as every other option is exhausted" - Winston Churchill
"If everyone understand the answer to life, the universe, and everthing. The world as we know it would cease to exist and something even stranger would form in its place. Some say this has already happened" -Douglas Adams Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
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| Wed Jul 09, 2003 8:19 am |
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"Stop with the FUCKING Knives!"~ A quote from wildarmsheero's online comic.
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I shake like a toothache,
When I hear myself sing.
Oh, my lies are only wishes,
I know I will die if I could come back new
Wilco- Ashes of American Flags |
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| Wed Jul 09, 2003 11:09 am |
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This one comes from a number of people (myself included, sorry) at a LAN party-
"We love the Kaulk!"
I'm sure you can imagine what "kaulk" is (and there was a lot of saying THAT was loved too). This simply shows what happens when you get a bunch of 16-17 year old Juniors and Seniors together in a room for three days, and have them play Age of Kings, Battlefield, CS, Digital Paintball, and other fine games. Really shows how mature all of us are inside. ^_^
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Ice cream has this erotic sense to it- kinda like the one choclate and strawberries have.
-Me |
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| Wed Jul 09, 2003 8:41 pm |
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"The train is now dragging your lifeless body down the tracks." - my husband, imitating the mechanical voice on the Metro.
commentary? uhh, a spoof on the need for every blindingly obvious action to be explained in detail so that some idiot doesn't sue because of negligence. "Do not attempt to exit the train before it has come to a complete stop and the doors have opened." Many people agree that America has become a sue-happy society, combined of part inability to take responsibility for our own actions (sometimes on both sides) and our greed outweighing our willingness to work for a goal. Sadly, the trend will continue unless we as individuals suppress the knee-jerk reaction in ourselves to take the easy way out.
Can I exposite or what? 
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| Fri Jul 11, 2003 7:04 am |
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So, you are female...
Just had to do this...
"WANG!!!!" My best friend, My roomate, Another Friend, and me after reading forty Penny-Arcade Strips. We do that uncontrolablely.
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I shake like a toothache,
When I hear myself sing.
Oh, my lies are only wishes,
I know I will die if I could come back new
Wilco- Ashes of American Flags |
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| Fri Jul 11, 2003 8:49 am |
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You wanged uncontrollably? In front of eachother?
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| Fri Jul 11, 2003 12:12 pm |
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No, we all yelled it at the same time. It happens.
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I shake like a toothache,
When I hear myself sing.
Oh, my lies are only wishes,
I know I will die if I could come back new
Wilco- Ashes of American Flags |
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| Fri Jul 11, 2003 12:18 pm |
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