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objectively speaking I'm so reminded of the Bob and George comic, where someone is always standing behind the bad guy and overhears the plan...
by the way, what are the rules of this thread? are any previous gained abilities allowed? Cu i soo want to lit-3 all those flying monkeys for what they did to blade zero
*glues self reinflating whoopie cushion to DM's butt*
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 Tue Mar 25, 2003 12:49 am |
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oh and by the way, Can it be a Knight of the Ocelot?
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| Tue Mar 25, 2003 12:55 am |
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*continues blowing parts of the castle up, runs over Doug*
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| Tue Mar 25, 2003 10:00 am |
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DOUG:damn you! you got my toe (wait, I already lost my toe to the lawnmower)
*sticks out tounge at DM*
DOug:THBBPTH!!! You missed me! Pesky flies
*Casts lit-3 on all the monkeys*
DOug: you know it never occured to me, wouldn't lit-3 cause and a pretty big EMP? wouldn't you think?
CP: Well I dunno, do you think that might be why DM's TANk died?
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The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? |
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| Tue Mar 25, 2003 12:27 pm |
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*kicks engine a couple of times, tank turns back on, puts it in reverse, backs up over Doug, puts it in drive, runs over Doug again, continues blowing up parts of the castle*
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| Tue Mar 25, 2003 1:06 pm |
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*TDM, too focused on shooting things, doesn't look where he's going and drives into one of our many quicksand pits.*
TDM: WHA?!?
*TDM tries driving forward and backward and even firing the tank's gun, but all the movement causes the tank to sink even faster.*
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| Tue Mar 25, 2003 1:19 pm |
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Crap!*looks around on control panel, sees a big red shiny button*I'll try that one.*hits button, two panels in the back of the tank open and rockets come out*Cool.*activates rockets and flies out of the quicksand pit and lands on some fried monkeys*I'd better pay attention to where I'm going.*continues driving around blowing random stuff up while avoiding other traps*
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| Tue Mar 25, 2003 1:46 pm |
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I don't know what to do, I really don't feel like lowering myself to the levels of DM, but really the exhaust from that tank is getting annoying...
*Casts stop*
Will someone else get him now? He isn't worthy of my time, here I'll even give you some toys to help you *summons a howzitsir* but heck who needs that?
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| Tue Mar 25, 2003 2:04 pm |
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| dougisfunny wrote: |
| I don't know what to do, I really don't feel like lowering myself to the levels of DM |
I hear you. I'm glad I'm not the only person who feels like that.
As far as that pesky TDM...
Beefy: *goes to one of the defense command centers. Selects TDM's tank on the castle & surrounding areas overlay screen. Pushes a yellow button.
A giant magnifying lens comes out of the roof and focuses the sun's rays into a bright dot on TDM's tank. TDM tries to shoot the lens, but the gun turret on the tank won't tilt to that steep of an angle. TDM and the tank get melted into a pool of goo.*
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| Tue Mar 25, 2003 2:19 pm |
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Beefy, here is your gold
*throws Beefy 8000 GP*
Good work!
From now on all knights may give up to two non knights the title of Squire. They also get one NPC(non Player Character) Man-at-arms that they can order around. Knights of the Dragon have say over the base three and Knights of the Triad have say over all other knights.
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| Tue Mar 25, 2003 11:52 pm |
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Am I Knight of Ocelot?
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| Wed Mar 26, 2003 1:59 am |
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*climbs out of goo*I'm ok!*sees skin covered in liquid metal*AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! IT BURNS!!!! AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!*runs away screaming*
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| Wed Mar 26, 2003 9:52 am |
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*Mr. Bibbles casts shield over most of the flyign winged monkey horse just in time to same them from eminent death*
spook from whereever he is now: EAT RED HOT MONKEY DOUG!!!
*raises his arms and builds the energy between them and sends it flying towards miths castle*
Seconds Later
*red hot molten lava monkeys, which were the falling corpses of the litten monkeys not covered by the shield spell, coming raining down upon Doug, Mith, Beeft, the Castle, and about 10 square miles of surrounding land*
Spook: MLAHAHAHAHAA! Now; for each monkey you kill they will rain fiery lava down upon your heads. Keep teh special poo flinging up my Monkey Minions! MLAHAHAA!
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I came. I saw. I spooked.
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| Wed Mar 26, 2003 2:00 pm |
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*gets covered in lava, lava melts off metal*Yay!*sees lava*AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! IT BURNS EVEN WORSE!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!*runs off screaming*
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| Wed Mar 26, 2003 2:13 pm |
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CP: *Sees the monkeis begin to come rainging down, openswarp holes so that none of the monkies land on the castle.* Gee, I stop looking for a day ang all hell breaks loose up in here . . .
Spook: Damnit!
CP: Doug, the Paradox is too lazy. Who's attacking, from where, with what, and how? I think I should know what's going on before I can counteract it all.
Spook: EAT MONKEY POO! *Throws poo. CP opens a warp hole and thus redirects it right into Spook's face.*
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