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It's a battle between two superheroes (or one, since Superman really isn't one, c'mon). Who would win? Let's go to the stats:
Superman:
-Can Fly without ruining his hair
-Invicible to anything except kryonite(sp?)
-Able to run like a bullet
-Is thought to be hanging around Batman longer than Louis
Stephen Lynch:
-Can Sing
-Able to make fun of you
-Is 100% straight
-We don't know anything else!
3) Wouldn't it be easier to discuss the issue over a cup of coffee at the Kents' kitchen table? Beats getting slagged by heat-vision.
and
4) Who's this "Louis" guy you're talking about? _________________ "When I became a man, I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up."- C.S. Lewis
"Superman can't be emo. He can't cut himself."-CP
Sat Feb 14, 2004 10:12 pm
Rycel
Joined: Nov 09, 2002
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Well, since this is a battle against Superman, I guess it would be a battle of superheroes. We all know about Superman's powers (flight, heat vision, cold breath, etc.), so there's no surprises there.
But if Stephen Lynch could be a superherohe would be Awesome Man. He'd fly around the world fighting crime according to his awesome plan. And if he saw criminals trying to lie, hurting other people, and making them cry, he'd haul them off to jail in his Awesome Van, 'cause he would be Awesome Man.
If he could be a superhero, he could be Drug-Free Boy. Telling the world of the evils of drugs, and all of the lives they destroy. Well, he'd take all the junkies getting so high, with their needles and bongs and their sticks made of tai... As he'd burn them alive, he would squeal with joy, 'cause he would be Drug-Free Boy.
If he could be a superhero, he'd be Immigration Dude. He'd send all the foreigners back to their homes for eating up all of our food. And taking our wellfare and our best jobs, to boot; like landscaping, dishwashing, picking up fruit... He'd pass a lot of laws to get rid of their brood, 'cause he'd be Immigration Dude.
If he could be a superhero, he could be Justice Guy: making sure people get what they deserve, especially women who lie. Like if a wife left her husband with 3 kids and no job, to run off to f***ing Hawaii with some doctor named Bob, he could skinn them and drain them of blood so they'd die...especially Bob...then he would be Justice Guy. Or you could be more subtle, no, I didn't mean to be vauge. Give her the mad cow disease, let him die of the plague. As long as they suffer for their terrible lie...especially Bob...then he would be Justice Guy.
Superman may be indestructible, but Stephen is versatile! _________________ Rycel's Death Count on this board: 7
"Great Ironies of Our World": Why is orange juice yellow?
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Sun Feb 15, 2004 12:56 am
Nobuyuki
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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Rycel wrote:
Superman may be indestructible, but Stephen is versatile!
I certainly found that enlightening, Rycel.
But it doesn't lead to much fighting between them. My "coffee scenario" seems more likely now. Although...
Could Stephen actually overload the Kryptonian's "Super sense of humor"? _________________ "When I became a man, I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up."- C.S. Lewis
"Superman can't be emo. He can't cut himself."-CP
Sun Feb 15, 2004 1:46 am
ToonamiL
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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To anwser your question:
1. A normal battle
2. Because of his uncut track on the Superhero album
3. No
and
4. I can't spell
Also, Lynch can be other things, but I won't say it since it's inappropriate except one is Valtrex Boy.
Sun Feb 15, 2004 10:48 am
Chibi_Zero
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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Quote:
-Invicible to anything except kryonite(sp?
That is a lie It should be everything but Kyponite(sp?) and guns threwn at him (>_>)
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If he could be a superhero, he could be Justice Guy: making sure people get what they deserve, especially women who lie. Like if a wife left her husband with 3 kids and no job, to run off to f***ing Hawaii with some doctor named Bob, he could skinn them and drain them of blood so they'd die...especially Bob...then he would be Justice Guy. Or you could be more subtle, no, I didn't mean to be vauge. Give her the mad cow disease, let him die of the plague. As long as they suffer for their terrible lie...especially Bob...then he would be Justice Guy
My favrite Part of that song XD _________________ "I'm just very selective about the reality I choose to accept." - Calvin
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Mon Feb 16, 2004 8:16 am
ToonamiL
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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Leave my grammar alene
*sniff*
Mon Feb 16, 2004 10:00 am
JohnnyPsycho
Joined: Nov 14, 2002
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why are we leaving your Gramma Alene?... won't she be lonely? Maybe we should find her a new Grampa... _________________ "The principles you live by create the world you live in; if you change the principles you live by, you will change your world." -Blaine Lee
"I plan to live forever. So far so good." -Steven Wright
Tue Feb 17, 2004 2:17 pm
ToonamiL
Joined: Nov 07, 2002
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There is a "r" at the end. I'm bad at grammar, not blind.
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